>Can only get erect by thinking about literally raping and abusing someone until they're near death. >Don't even care what gender they are, so long as I get to hurt them
Nothing else gets me off anymore. Am I doomed to be an edgy piece of shit forever?
>tfw no mime/clown friends to talk with
anyone else have a mime/clown interest?
>swerve into car with my bike and he somehow dodges me in less than a second
Are you fucking kidding me, just when I finally had the courage to off myself.
>>38442891
Shit tier suicide method desu. Wait near a railroad, when a train comes through, lay your head down on the tracks. 100% that it decapitates, and therefore kills you
>jerk off
>cum dries in dick
>hurts to pee
Thats not physically possible kiddo.
>>38442888
>in dick
l-like in your urethra? are you ok buddy?
>>38442888
thats what pre cum is for though
>>38442854
Play note on speakers and match it. Unless you're tone deaf it will be more accurate than any shitty online tuner
Google guitar tiner and tune e by ear dipshit.
>>38442953
>>38442905
here is the issue: i cant tell if a note sounds in tune by listening
it always sounds in tune for me
I am NEET of many years
always in the dark
but I have a job now I guess, so I'll do what I can
I'm sorry
Songs about robots.
https://youtu.be/W7zXS_zJQCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y
desu
>not posting Darude - Sandstorm
Are you like, normies?
I dream of going blind so I never have to look at myself again. That I might be punished by never seeing the stars again.
Why do guys look so cute after they've been kicked in the balls ?
Don't kick my balls. They are very sensitive and last time I got a ball flying in my crotch area I was writhing in pain and had trouble breathing for like 10 minutes.
>>38442813
Probably the same reason women lubricate when they are getting raped.
>>38442813
...sadist confirmed
Be naturally the most earnest person you'll meet. Have nice manners and formulaic responses to make people feel better about themselves. Express my happiness unironically through xD xDs and laughter. Also be naturally self loathing and a liberal.
Should i just reddit it up at this point xD?
How do I stop eating cookie dough?
Also /VelcroDickGeneral/
Been trying to find new porn stars I guess? I feel like I have been jerking off to the same porn stars for like 10 years now. Like back in the bangbros hay day or whatever it was all about gianna michaels, ice lafox, luscious lopez, etc. You know the ones for the most part.
But who are the newer porn stars of today? I am most interested in who are the biggest "BUTT SLUTS" of today too. It seems like anal is falling out of style almost. Kind of disheartening really.
Anyway, who are the porn stars of 2017 and who are the biggest butt sluts in the industry RIGHT NOW?
Porn is dying. It's mostly amateur shit now.
>>38442736
Anal isn't falling out of style, but pornstars aren't as thicc as they used to be. No more Kelly Divines or Alexis Texii.
>>38442810
speaking of kelly divine.. have you seen how heavy she has gotten? She isn't quite full carmela bing tier yet but kelly put on some SERIOUS weight. Not even joking.
I think I might be retarded.
Like, when I'm interested in someone that person seems Perfect.
When that person starts being more interested in me, I start noticing their flaws more and that makes me want to break up with them without even starting to date them
Where can I friends like this? Seriously I want to find people like them because it looks like fun to hang out with other people while going out side.
>inb4 they're alt-right normalfags who are ironic weebs
>>38442727
Reddit meetups.
original
>tfw when you're done respecting women
They literally dont give a fuck about anything. They'll do anything to achieve their goals. Even ruin a life. Their self-esteem is smaller than a chink's cock. They're inferior to men at every aspect.
Why should they have rights then?
>Baphomet is Lucifer or a Satan
I don't think you understand
>>38442671
Women operate on instinct. Men operate on logic.
This isn't some vague disparagement as a synonym for "women are bad", it's basic evolutionary inclinations extrapolated over millions of years of evolution that describes them and everything they do. I'm pretty sure I heard Dr. Phil say this once.
Women are happy when they have good things happen to them, and they smile and giggle and are pleasant to be around. Women are unhappy when they're unhappy and are a vitriolic cunt to other people and ruin things for everyone else. When prompted on why they give some vague platitude that just boils down to "because I'm mad". My feelings dictate the way things should be happening. These situations often involving other people with their own feelings, but this doesn't matter.
Women don't appreciate the law. Their response to being pulled over for speeding is "because I'm sick of sitting in traffic all the time" or "I want to get home so I can watch TV before driving my kids to baseball". Their thought process and appreciation of the world and how it works beginning and ending at "I feel this way" and upon facing an institution whose premise is to be a ubiquitous rule enforcer that can't and won't make accommodations for people's subjective opinions they try to shit-talk and sarcastically valley-girl their way out of being reprimanded.
"Evil" really isn't the word I would describe because them and their motives are just totally dependant on how they're feeling. The word is "heartless".