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>TFW doggo has passed away

Now i only havey mom. Once she's gone, I'm sure I'll be killing myself in the near future
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What would you do if you were in the situation of the person that sent this text message?
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>>38443023
Sage

This thread sucks

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>Can only get erect by thinking about literally raping and abusing someone until they're near death. >Don't even care what gender they are, so long as I get to hurt them
Nothing else gets me off anymore. Am I doomed to be an edgy piece of shit forever?
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>tfw no mime/clown friends to talk with

anyone else have a mime/clown interest?
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>swerve into car with my bike and he somehow dodges me in less than a second

Are you fucking kidding me, just when I finally had the courage to off myself.
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>>38442891

Shit tier suicide method desu. Wait near a railroad, when a train comes through, lay your head down on the tracks. 100% that it decapitates, and therefore kills you

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>jerk off
>cum dries in dick
>hurts to pee
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Thats not physically possible kiddo.
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>>38442888
>in dick
l-like in your urethra? are you ok buddy?
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>>38442888
thats what pre cum is for though

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Play note on speakers and match it. Unless you're tone deaf it will be more accurate than any shitty online tuner
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Google guitar tiner and tune e by ear dipshit.
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>>38442953
>>38442905
here is the issue: i cant tell if a note sounds in tune by listening
it always sounds in tune for me

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I am NEET of many years
always in the dark
but I have a job now I guess, so I'll do what I can
I'm sorry
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Songs about robots.
https://youtu.be/W7zXS_zJQCg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
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desu
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>not posting Darude - Sandstorm

Are you like, normies?

I dream of going blind so I never have to look at myself again. That I might be punished by never seeing the stars again.
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Why do guys look so cute after they've been kicked in the balls ?
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Don't kick my balls. They are very sensitive and last time I got a ball flying in my crotch area I was writhing in pain and had trouble breathing for like 10 minutes.
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>>38442813
Probably the same reason women lubricate when they are getting raped.
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>>38442813
...sadist confirmed

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Be naturally the most earnest person you'll meet. Have nice manners and formulaic responses to make people feel better about themselves. Express my happiness unironically through xD xDs and laughter. Also be naturally self loathing and a liberal.

Should i just reddit it up at this point xD?
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How do I stop eating cookie dough?
Also /VelcroDickGeneral/
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Been trying to find new porn stars I guess? I feel like I have been jerking off to the same porn stars for like 10 years now. Like back in the bangbros hay day or whatever it was all about gianna michaels, ice lafox, luscious lopez, etc. You know the ones for the most part.

But who are the newer porn stars of today? I am most interested in who are the biggest "BUTT SLUTS" of today too. It seems like anal is falling out of style almost. Kind of disheartening really.

Anyway, who are the porn stars of 2017 and who are the biggest butt sluts in the industry RIGHT NOW?
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Porn is dying. It's mostly amateur shit now.
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>>38442736
Anal isn't falling out of style, but pornstars aren't as thicc as they used to be. No more Kelly Divines or Alexis Texii.
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>>38442810

speaking of kelly divine.. have you seen how heavy she has gotten? She isn't quite full carmela bing tier yet but kelly put on some SERIOUS weight. Not even joking.

I think I might be retarded.

Like, when I'm interested in someone that person seems Perfect.
When that person starts being more interested in me, I start noticing their flaws more and that makes me want to break up with them without even starting to date them
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