Can we please stop with the roastie memes?
>>39559998
b-but anon
I like roast beef
>>39559998
Hahaha. Good. I can continue to enjoy porn and make roasties suffer at the same time. It's a win win for me.
>>39559998
Good, fuck them, stupid fucking cunts
>made a post on Reddit
>already got one upvote and a positive comment
>enough happiness for the whole day
Now I understand why Reddit and Facebook are so popular. Instant validation is addictive.
>get postive validation on reddit
>feel disgusted that theyre just lying to my face
>get verbally harassed by some shithead anon for something insignificant
>"Ahh this home."
>
>>39559995
if you want upboats then just try to sound confident&condescending even if you have no idea what your talking about, and throw in some technical terms, an example and a short personal story.
Fuck plebbit cunts. The site is a fucking abomination. I especially hate those who ask about 4chan memes on outoftheloop
not linking the old thread because fuck you edition
>>39559989
i made new thread but you made it 1st
you whiny cunt
>>39560013
Ya snooze ya lose lad, now delete it please
>>39560013
I did the same lad. Good to know there are still some proactive posters at least, instead of lazy gits telling other people to make a thread
how do i become a normalfag? i don't even have friends desu...
>>39559947
kill yourself and hope for the best in your next life
>>39559968
i won't accept that... there's got to be a way...
>>39559947
You don't have friends? None at all? How is that even possible?
Ok copped a lot of flak for my room so post your NEET caves robots.
>>39559889
Cool window
My bed is comfiest.
>>39559915
Yeah I unironically saw a topless asian girl through that window a few hours ago. Shit was cash. >>39557230
How do you get a gf if you're quiet?
>get a good job
>coworkers ask me why I'm so quiet
>get fit
>nobody cares or approaches me
>volunteer
>other volunteers ask me why I'm so quiet and form their own cliques without me
>get hobbies
>never talk to anyone while doing them
>take classes
>learn what I need to learn and go home
>go out with people
>I end up as the awkward extra wheel not saying anything at the end of the table or bar
Can I just buy a gf pls. Help. Im no good at talk to pretty girls.
>>39559850
if you can't socialize/speak well, its much harder to get a gf yeah. You need to find another girl with aspergers/very shy and do small talk with them. Eventually it might lead somewhere...
If all else fails, your just gonna have to pay for a suck and fuck 1 hr session.
Your doing better than me at least. I have Aspergers and never leave my room so I don't have a good job or any classes or anything. My entire existence is in my room. I wish I knew how to meet people.
>>39559964
>>39559964
I might as well just stay in my room. What is the actual point? I follow all the standard advice but I cannot magically flip any switch in my personality and make myself extroverted or talkative. It's just not who I am. It would be like forcing myself to eat a food which makes me gag.
>>39560000
don't give up anon. stay motivated. if you try a few times a week to talk to a girl, eventually you'll get one that will like you. I know it sounds like normie advice, but there is no other way.
Why do people think desperate people have incest sex? Surely getting into your sisters pants is way harder than getting into anyone else's pants due to the taboo factor.
Not if you're both desperate or alone.
> tfw never get to have sex with qt gf when parents are away
As long as you don't impregnate her, it's all systems go
>>39560869
As long as you don't have a family history of it, inbred risks aren't any worse than normal.
>tfw since little people tell you :''you hear insults that doesn't exist'' ''stop being so paranoid anon'' ''are you crazy''
>tfw everyone looks threatening to you even after rationalizing
>tfw walk in the road you always looks behind you in case someone wants to hurt you or something, checking the shadow of people if they walk behind u and always being ready to punch someone in case he wants to beat u or something and escape strategically
>tfw wants to kill whole people close to you because you think they conspire against you, already threatened them to death (telling them how you would slowly kill them)
>tfw don't trust any psychiatrist psychologist whatever it is called and probably gonna kill myself in some months
>tfw send death threats insults people i get attached to (clinginess) because i get weird, more 'lucid' and realize that i have been sharing some informations with other people that could be used against me, not even talking about the like of personal address or name, but just about your syntax , tastes, thoughts etc (also stalking them all the time because i become obsessed with them)
>tfw always change mood/opinion about people, which get them to call me a 'psycho' (in addition to some paranoid thoughts)
>tfw frustrated and jealous and 0 self esteem
what is this shit called ? , i don't feel schizophrenic i think my fears are justified but still .... maybe its just the barnum effect or hypochondria
never took any kind of drug in my life or got traumatized in my childhood btw
>>39559833
It does sound like you may have some paranoia disorder, but I don't know a lot
Please try to seek some help, anon, even if it's difficult to trust them
>>39559833
Good god how many times do I have to tell you all of your damn symptoms match up with BPD, every post reveals more about things you feel that people with BPD feel. The only way you are getting through this is if you open up at least a little tiny bit to a professional. You know how paranoid I get, but right now I'm considering going back to my psych and opening up myself, it's the only way people like us can get some help.
>>39559833
>realize that i have been sharing some informations with other people that could be used against me, not even talking about the like of personal address or name, but just about your syntax , tastes, thoughts etc
>tfw walk in the road you always looks behind you in case someone wants to hurt you or something, checking the shadow of people if they walk behind u and always being ready to punch someone in case he wants to beat u or something and escape strategically
>tfw always change mood/opinion about people
fugg, I do all of this too.
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>>39559827
What are you? Please give more informations.
>>39559827
>Midnight Society
do you tell each other scary stories at the campfire?
>>39559827
fake and GAY lol
sage
who else here /singleplayer/?
>play dark souls
>decide to try out coop
>summon someone
>have fun, mess around with emotes and stuff
>accidentally step on the same elevator twice
>coop guy does a facepalm emote
>get nervous and close the game
>>39559785
Hahaha you fucked up. I wouldn't play with you either. It takes a GRADE A retard to do what you did
i remeber helping hundreds of people in each dark souls game just so it would feel like i had freinds. But i always beat the game on solo first try and i felt bad invading people.
who here /playingmultiplayergameslikesingleplayergames/?
I can't be fucked to cooperate with my team, so I always play pvp like pve, especially in mobas.
>tfw no has-been bf
>>39559733
I'm a has-been. BUT I'm also a will-be. I'm also an am.
>>39559777
>trips
Anon is all.
>>39559733
A very popular internet has been is interested in me, but he's got emotional issues and I can tell we would fight and argue if we pursued anything romantic.
He's still making content, but it's not as popular as his older stuff.
Have you recognized your human privilege yet? You're not a speciesist shitlord, are you?
>>39559699
This is literally the most retarded thing I have ever read, and I used to browse /b/ and /v/, so that says a lot.
>>39559746
I second, third, and infinity this. What the actual fuck?
I can't believe we live in a world where """people""" are so blind to their oppression of non-humans.
>excuse me
Please don't tell me you actually say this
I say it.
>>39559687
excuse me?
oreganolio
>>39559707
>I say it.
pffffffffftthHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHhhHhhHhhHhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhH
OMAE WA MOU, SHINDEIRU
*insert ear rape*
OW!!! MY ORGANS!!!
NONI!!!!?!
This anime is so old, yet it's one of my favourites
Is it just me, or does anyone else gets really sad when they see a perfect teen girl on 4chan?
It reminds me how I'll never be with one and how much I missed out.
>>39559661
I've been getting the sad feel towards women for a decade
chad doesn't know that feel.
You know, fuck chad, he's actually a shitty person.
I get mad when I see one in real life. Strutting around like some pompous, grandiose cunt to be worshipped and adored by all.
No I just get mad. Sometimes I start to tremble with anger if I think about it too much.