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how do I convince my gf to put on makeup? she's naturally pretty and doesn't wear it at all. she only likes mascara. she's such a tomboy but i feel like she could be a 9 if she wore dresses and did her makeup.
pic unrelated
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Why would you want your gf to be more attractive

Do you want her to attract Chad to steal her from you?
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>>39465371
Why wouldn't I want my girlfriend to be more attractive? she's already pretty and picked me so idc
Chads hit on her all the time
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>>39465362
Here's the door anon

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My mum won't let me buy a katana. Wat do nao fwens?
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get a job, move out, and buy a katana. by the time you grow up and get your shit together you would've realized that you don't need a fucking katana ya fucking idiot
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>>39465284
Be katana
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Have autistic fit until she buys you one.

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What is your biggest regret, Anon?
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>>39465281
missing out on teen love and sex
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>>39465281
you're going to think im a tranny shill but honestly not transitioning when i was a teen because i was too afraid
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Not joining a sports team as a kid and becoming a normie

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Only people with strong limbal rings can join this thread
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>>39465254
Lol I have dark brown eyes I'm taking over this thread
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>>39465265
Me too lol. High five
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>>39465265
you know you can actually still have strong limbal rings with brown eyes just they will be harder to see

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Whats the easiest way to remove hair from around asshole and crack?
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Use a lighter carefully.
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very lighty moisten your butt, and use some toilet paper on it roughly until you feel resistance from the hair on your butt. when its caught around the toilet paper, RIP it off. its like some kind of ghetto waxing.

that or buy some feminine wax pads and DIY
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>>39465208
Why is this such an issue? Literally just shave it. I shave it all the time, sometimes I don't even use shaving cream and just do it when I feel uncomfortable. Same thing with shaving balls, I just shave them. The only way you can fuck it up is if you are intentionally trying to.

Well?

Should Kayla have just accepted his attempts to ask her out?

Would she be ALIVE TODAY if she'd just been a little more open-minded?

It's not unheard-of for dating experts to say lowering your standards is your best shot at success.

Maybe Kayla would have done well to heed that advice?
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Kayla killed herself because she was being harassed and stalked. She was in despair. It was the only way she could escape from the stalker. He couldn't accept no for an answer.
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>>39465136
give me a run down
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>>39465136
Well we literally know nothing about this girl, and this dude probably didnt know anything about her real problems either

Also its pretty alpha to just post this shit on fb and say what he thinks, its actually really disrespecting to her and her death and i think it shows he never really cared about her but more about his own feelings

Honestly sounds like the typical "nice guy"

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>the bottom 80% of men (in terms of attractiveness) are competing for the bottom 22% of women and the top 78% of women are competing for the top 20% of men. The Gini coefficient for the Tinder economy based on "like" percentages was calculated to be 0.58. This means that the Tinder economy has more inequality than 95.1% of all the world's national economies. In addition, it was determined that a man of average attractiveness would be "liked" by approximately 0.87% (1 in 115) of women on Tinder

>Source: https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

WTF, /r9k/ was right AGAIN!
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>>39465081
Why won't anyone listen to us....
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>>39465081
It's a sex app, why would roasts hook up with a 4/10 ''man'' instead of a Chad god? You're ugly AND stupid for being surprised over those results.
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>>39465081
>/r9k/ was right
An important thing to learn is that /r9k/ and /pol/, the two most hated boards, are always right. Always. That's why they're so hated. People hate truth and facts when it challenges their world view and sense of justice.

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>tfw you've be btfo on a thread in the past and can never forget it

It's been years but I still remember the replies he got. Anyone else relate?
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>>39465061
>having actual debates on 4chinkz
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Posting on 4chan is like driving.
Treat everyone else as if they were a retard.
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>>39465061
lmao

Dude its 4chan its probably some 12 year old that ruined your life. lulz

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Does anyone else on here ever get envious of female sexual abilities?

l don't think I really want to be a woman, but I just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me. FemaIes are so lucky.
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>>39465041
You can't even slap someone in the face with a vagina. Inferior.
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>>39465092
>can literally fuck carrots
Your point is revoke
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>>39465104
Yea but I can fuck a grapefruit

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can we have a poetry thread? here's mine, I'm pretty proud of it

>still board
>roastie appears
>sound of typing
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>>39465006
I'll do a haiku

I like /r9k/
I post memes and tell stories
Sometimes I get dubs
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>"robots" everywhere
>actually Feelers
>fuck off to wizchan please
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why do I live
my mom cannot see the pointlessness
and suffering continues

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>khhv
>scared to death of messing up if I ever get to kiss a girl
>decide to try and practice with a trap
>tfw too anxious to even meet up

I'm gonna be alone forever, aren't I.
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Yup, good luck robot
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>>39464990
>decide to try and practice with a trap

Everything wrong with today's kids
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You should try practicing with a fox trap next

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Watching this and wow, he truly is a bot
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Such comfy memories of this show. Me and my brother used to watch this together on summer mornings while we ate cereal. Nothing will every bring those days back.
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Aussie here, thats just what the non-bogan non-chad white kids are like.
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>>39464976
where can I stream this free? It's not on my usual site for streaming

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>catches you looking
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>>39464832
The one on the right looks chill af
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>>39464832
I you turn away first you lose
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>>39464832
>her face
Am I autistic or does she want sum fucc?

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How do I get tomboy girlpucci?
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>>39464788
Go to one of those gay alliance meetings. I'm sure you'll find one there.
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fuck a lesbian.
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>>39464788
>wanting to fuck a female with no traits of femininity

why not have sex with a hot dude and call it a day?

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Any robots in the phoenix area want to go with a strip club with me sometime soon? (Im at ine now by myself)

I dont care about race or looks but for those that do - im a decent looking white 25 year old with a decent job - i just dont have many friends


Make a new friend + get phat female butt in face = not a bad time
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Girls poo out of their butt anon why would you want that in your face?
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>co-workers constantly invite me to go to strip club with them
>always refuse because I know I would be miserable and hate it there

Why would you pay to get blue ball'd?
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>>39464806
I don't get it either. At that point why not go to a brothel.
Fucking normos and their customs.

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