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The call that saved my neetbux income.
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>>34432706
The call that enstated basic income?
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>>34432706
Who's that guy? Can I get some sort of quick rundown?
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>>34433038
Bog
Oreganoooooo
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Pretty sure I Just saw a dude get tasered to death who was cutting his wrists in a parking lot and refused to comply with cops. Do I report to the news or is it even news worthy?
Disclaimer: guy was a drug addict
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>>34432674
Well, you've already accomplished universally accepted step one - make a shitty thread about it
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>>34432674
Just let it fly.
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>>34432674
>Disclaimer: guy was a drug addict
This only matters if he was white, because then he a gud 'ol boy who aint done nothin wrong
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>trump moved the doomsday clock
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT YOU FAGGOT CHAD I HAVE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY FIRST
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fuck off rosie
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>>34432662
Are you sure? Maybe it was just daylight savings
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>>34432662
Can someone explain the concept of this clock to me?
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What are the qualities you need to post on /r9k/? I see a lot of "GET OUT OF MUH BOARD YA NORMIE REEEEE"
What are the qualities that make you a robot? Tell me anon
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>>34432643
I'm a cyborg apparently so I don't know what qualities a robot would have. I guess be socially inept? Because there's robots here who aren't completely hopeless and the occasional Chris Chan emulator as well as the /pol/tard and the >muh superior genetics moron.
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>>34432643
>A strengthening sense that life is completely meaningless and any effort towards anything is futile.
>Too lazy to do anything
>INTJ/TP personality that makes the external world of secondary interest
>The aforementioned lends itself to not being high energy enough to create positive social rapport with normies etc
>The self-defeating cycle makes low-impact socialization like this board more cozy and comfy.
>Rationalize that its easier and more efficient to just stay here
>Wait to die
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>>34432643
In this order
>virgin (#1)
>not extroverted
>under 5/10
>can't communicate with women
>no (female)friends
>socially dysfunctional
>not ripped (>>>/fit/)
>not financially successful
>not an attentionwhore (tripfags be here)
>"depressed"(no will to change/do/improve anithing that matters)
Everybody else is on the normalfag spectrum, from failed normalfag (aka "cyborgs") to chad
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I just saw an job ad for a weird sex dungeon cinema video store and I need a job bad enough to consider it.
is it very disgusting in there? will it turn me into a degenerate liking traps and shit?
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>traps
>degenerate
pick one
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>>34432651
>pick one
Those two things are definitely mutually exclusive anon.
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>>34432651
seconded
traps are as straight as it gets
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What's your job like, roboto-san?
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>>34432633
l am unemployed
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I just started doing SQL stuff. I mostly sit around and take my lunch break whenever I feel like it, but I also get complaints from people who want fancy and flashy search queries instead of fast and concise.
Also I think my boss doesn't fully understand that I'm still a noob even though I mentioned it multiple times. My gut tells me this is the kind of company where they will blame me for not being a senior developer at some point in the near future, like I deceived them or something. So better save those paychecks while it lasts.
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I help deliver chips.
Family takes all my money. I'm so god damned poor.
I'd have thousands for whatever I want but I can barely scrounge together 10 dollars for lunch at times.
They won't let me leave home to get a better job either.
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Tfw people on /ic/ compliment your art.
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>>34432608
Fuck off you cock sucking nigger!
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>>34432623
N-NO YOU!! I HATE YOU, GO TO SHELL!!
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>>34433154
>GO TO SHELL!!
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decided to go to a shrink since i have been suicidal for way to long now.
any tips on what i should and shouldnt say to the psychiatrist? dont wanne get locked up in some assylum or some shit, i also would like to avoid being put on meds.
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>>34432602
>dont wanne get locked up in some assylum or some shit, i also would like to avoid being put on meds.
Then just stay home
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>>34432629
well with pills i could live but fuck being locked up in a assylum, atleast pills you can hide from your family, once you get put in constraint my whole social circle (how small it may be) would know of my mental instability and i would be treated the rest of my life like the manchild i am.
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>>34432602
i dont think he'll lock you up, looking for help on your own is a very telling sign that though you have suicidal thoughts you wont actually commit suicide. so its not an emergency and he wont lock you up
he might try to put you on meds. just say from the start you dont want meds and you rather just sort it out through therapy
he will probably ask a lot of questions:
about your family life
about your studies or work
about your relations outside family
about since when youve been experiencing suicidal thoughts
how often do you have them etc.
by the end of the first or second session he/she will probably have a diagnosis and he'll be able to help you
just be honest
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What would you do if you had 1 billion dollars?
I'd start a breeding program for upright walking cats. It would be cool as fuck to have them walking around everywhere.
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If I had one billion dollars, I'd use it to invest in a company in the United States, claim my permanent citizenship card as soon as possible, buy a hugh plot of land, build a lot of houses to rent out for a small fee to likeminded people and finally live a basic but happy life.
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>>34432589
Buy a house among other stupid shit. Save like 50 million and donate the rest of it I don't need all that money I'll still be depressed and worthless.
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i'd start an old school animation house that specializes in hand drawn animated furry pornography movies
it was what the world needs most of all
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Do you ever wonder if everything wrong in your life is actually indirect punishment for something you have done wrong, even if you aren't aware of it? I can't help but get the feeling that in some alternate reality I managed to sidestep something I didn't even notice and I'm living it up, meanwhile I'm only conscious of the world where I managed to fuck that up. I just have this unshakable feeling that things completely out of my control are actually all my fault and that they are specifically happening just to punish me, even though I know I'm a decent person and have lived a life where I've specifically tried not to bother anyone, at least not before being directly provoked. If any anons can relate, how do you deal with this constant guilt? I'm not even sure how I can come to terms with feeling so awful about something so abstract and out of my hands, but being aware of that doesn't help it any.
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>>34432575
you have gained negative hamingja from a previous life. i have too
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that is a really stupid idea.
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>>34432625
That's my point, I know it's stupid but I still feel awful about it. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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H-how do we escape this hell without suicide?
I'm just so tired of it all, I'm tired of being trapped in this ugly mind and body. I'm tired of looking in the mirror. I'm tired of praying and feeling like things just get worse and worse. I'm tired of feeling, and probably being, mentally ill. I'm tired of feeling like I'm being punished in the religious sense which is why I am so "shit". I'm tired of getting triggered every minute of the day by negative thoughts and experiences. I'm tired of not feeling like a man, I'm tired of being a loser, I'm tired of this room, this chair, this house, this family, all of it.
I'm so fucking sick of being forced to live this stupid miserable existence. It's like a nightmare I can't wake up from. I hate being short, I hate obsessing about sex and not getting any, I'm tired but I can't sleep, I'm tired of my neurotic ticks, I'm tired of the same eminem songs stuck in my head because it's the only music I find entertaining even after 18 years of listening to him. I'm tired of not being chad, I'm tired of being human shit with bad genetics. I'm tired of being in debt and poor while my brother tells me to essentially kill myself and he's more autistic then me. I'm tired of remembering all the times I fapped to gay interracial porn after years of /r9k/ brainwashing. I'm tired of my insecurities.
I hate it all. I'm tired of it all. I can't change myself. I'm too afraid to die and I can't think straight enough to think profoundly about life at all beyond what bothers me.
what am i
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>>34432564
become a gril, big meme
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>>34432579
I have a huge nose
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I don't know what you are, but I know it doesn't get better. Life is shit.
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Looks like some of you boys are in with a chance
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She wants atheist Chad with tattoos and a motorcycle, not an anime-watching, school shooting-plotting beta manchild.
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>>34432610
She's just facetious obviously. She still wants to get dicked by the same old men she finds attractive.
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>>34432551
Its a FUCKING TRAP not a trap but actual trap, you send her dick pics and it gets posted all over the net.
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I wonder if I'm in the autism spectrum. I just don't know.
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Why do you think so? Original.
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i asked myself the same question constantly until my dad forced me to seek medical help
turns out I'm autistic but not as bad as others so I'll take it
mfw aspies on forchin
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You are on here so yes.
And if you have to ask then yes.
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>tfw just shit my pants in class
wtf do i do? I sit in the back so i don't think anyone noticed yet
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Yell the top of your lungs
>I SHAT MYSELF
And run out of the classroom full speed.
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Get out before they notice the smell!!
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Just head to the bathroom before the whole class smells it.
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>tfw cousins family invaded our house, staying over
>having to share room and bed with my older sister
>her room is pink and smells of girly perfumes
>lots of girl clothes and underwear everywhere
>bed is only a single sized bed
>tfw when it's cold we cuddle at night
>tfw I pretend I don't like it but it's really the comfiest feeling ever
Is this what it's like to have a girlfriend? Is this what it's really like to share a bed with a female? They're so soft and they smell so good, I honestly hope this lasts forever
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You steal any dirty panties with her discharge stains all over the gusset?
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>>34432527
No that's disgusting
Originoobla
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>>34432493
It's kinda like this but your girlfriend will perpetually bitch about orderliness if she's not an absolute slob. It's not the same. Right now, you have a watered down version of it. Enjoy it.