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>>38762592
Oh I bet this thread will be swarming with guys begging you to be their gf

>>38763067
Ooh ooh, pick me OP! I'll be a good boy!

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>>38762592
Hi if you are above 18 please be my gf.

>>38762579
>tfw one year ago you were still optimistic

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>2017
origimim

>>38762579
>One year ago I was in a job I hated
>Now I'm in a better job

Still a virgin. At least I'm in a better mental state.

>>38762521
I mean i guess you could. How did you just realize this?

>>38762521
a lot of gun ranges won't rent you a gun if you come by yourself and don't have a gun of your own because of this.

>>38762521
Careful, most Gun Ranges won't let single people go anymore, you gotta have someone with you

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Bump in the hopes of finding new friends.

>>38762472
>writer
>drawer
>loves vidya like JRPGs and anything with co-op
>lanklet
>white with blonde hair and blue eyes
>moderately attractive
>intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.
The ideal partner
>a female (girl)
>pretty
>smart at the very least, but a big brained gf doesn't intimidate me
>similar interests would be a plus
>cannot be fat
>emotional independence is required

self
>early 20's
>no friends, has learned to enjoy being alone
>optimistic/altruistic
>artistic
>laid back

ideal robo partner
>21+
>creative type (musical, artistic, etc)
>no friends either
>kind heart
>open minded
>shows genuine support (as I would for them)

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Probably 50%.

Kill me now.

>>38762337
in my country (uk)? 90%
in the whole world? 30-40%

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>>38762337
Probably 0.01%.

I'd do pic related.

Post this persons feminine penis

Parkruns

Thats a 7.4 though

>>38762197
In chad's bed obviously

we need smart people in here

bump pls bump

guys i cant do this alone

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What mmo is robot approved? I played warframe until last year and have been binge playing skyrim, witcher 3, and other single player games.

I want into mmo again and interact with another human bean. What mmo should i get?

>>38762242
i heard the new final fantasy mmo was good

LOL and DOTA are completely different from WOW. You are a complete moron

You take Craigslist ads as evidence?

>>38762117
>she
You mean "he" OP. Craigslist is full of tranny losers trying to find kawk to sukk

>>38762151
You're telling me those little nips belong to a tranny?

I'm black and have a pink dick, it's called being uncut you retarded jew.

>>38762064
If you say so black mistress.

give chocolate pussi

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>>38762014
Bump bump bump.

Please lads. I think i may cancel it. I don't know what the fuck to say to a girl.
Hell, i can't even entertain myself. How can i entertain another human being ?

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Please lads.
Don't turn your back on me when i need you the most.
I was always there to help brobots.

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lmao just B urself mang

>>38761962
I'd rather die lonely. She's hideous.
What's in her mouth? Doesn't look like a peircing.

>>38761962
i find her unattractive to the point where id rather be by myself than be with her

>>38761962
Having a thing for gingers, I was about to say she was cute right up to the point I noticed the massive holes in her ears.

>>38761946
Realistically leave the room and let them do their thing because it's not an invitation for me to fuck them as much as it is just them being horny teens, I'd leave them be.

>>38761987
>teens
These girls are 26-28 years old respectively.

>>38762043
They're still teens to me t b h

>>38761937
>>ruin every relationship with my insane behavior inevitably and cause harm to everyone I have ever loved and cherished
BPD guy here. How are you this stupid? Realize your shortcomings and don't let them affect relationships you fucking sperg

>>38761937
You can be the 1/10, OP. I believe in you.

>>38762076
based on the contents of your posts, i can clean that you do not actually have bpd

>>38761883
I was born via C-Section, but i never considered that fact. hmmm

And if you weren't breastfed you could go your whole life without ever touching a titty. That's depressing.

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>>38761883
I was born via a c-section but I stuck my hand out of my moms vagina about 3 hours before the operation so technically I've touched one once.