the covfefe meme is proof that normies couldnt make a funny joke if it murdered their entire family.
>LOL XDDD THE PREZIDENTE MADE A TYPO ON TWEETER SO FUNNNY XDDDD
fuck this fucking meme
>>37419478
I think the typo was on purpose. Doesn't every phone have auto-correct these days? If Trump made a typo it would have just one an incomplete sentence or just one word like that "we" tweet he made a while back.
>>37419478
>getting this mad about people laughing at le god emperor :((
>>37419478
ikr? I like to think normalfags are so desperate to "stay happy" that they'll literally spin anything into "meme" just to temporarily keep up the illusion that their lives are worth living. And then once this fad dies out, they move unto the next dumb shit.
I was also just as disgusted by the Kathy Griffin thing.
This sub is infested with redditors and whiteknights. Worst of all it appears there are more roasties here than robots.
ITT we post in solidarity for the Mods to make being reddit a bannable offense. Even the 4chan subreddit has this rule and we don't. Mods, do your job.
>>37419410
MODS. SHOW YOURSELVES
>>37419410
>sub
Looks like we're starting with OP, you fucking faggot.
>>37419499
The fact that you're opposing the rule change proves you're a redditor. And Op is an autist. He belongs here.
Ask a 24 yo femanon who just lost her virginity anything...
>Pic related he took it
what are you looking for in posting here
are you wearing a sideways baseball cap
>>37419349
Of course he looks like a Chad
another thread filtered
Maybe people don't like you because you're just a shitty person
You're probably right..
I always say the most autistic things and get left on Read
good because the feelings mutual
They dont even know the half of it
>gf is at her graduation party rn
>her phone is off
There's nothing more stressful than your gf partying without you. I can't fucking sleep or do anything to get my mind off of it.
The only upside is that it's organized by the school so there's no drugs or alcohol. (It's a private school so they're very strict).
if she's your gf why didnt she invite you?
rly makes me think
tonight is the night she cucks you and turns you into a "man"
>>37419205
It's student only. I went to her graduation today and they get on a bus which takes them there
I feel like most of the robots have left and i'm one of the few that's still here, i can't fucking stand it here anymore, where did they all go?
5 year NEET veteran robot reporting. We're around. Normies and roasties be damned.
It's just the time of the year where regulars leave for a few months until school starts back up
>>37419049
The direction this board is heading has compelled me to leave. I used to visit this board everyday and now I only visit like once or twice a month just to check in--this being my first time this month. I can't stand it anymore either, mainly because I can't relate to normalfag feels. Wiz is a good alternative, but it's just too slow. I cope with this situation by shitposting a lot on /v/.
Is walking quickly autistic?
No you fucking idiot. The DSM clearly explains what autism is in black and fucking white. That's what's wrong with you people, just calm the fuck down about stupid shit and live your goddamned lives.
>>37419059
But how can I live my life if I don't feel validated by /r9k/, the only friends I have?
>>37419011
Obsessing over how you walk is autistic.
WTF, do Mexicans actually live in motels?
Had a friend live in a hotel for a while after prison.
So it's not that crazy of an idea.
no they generally live in cheap rural areas full of trailers and drug addicts. houses you couldn't get rid of for even 20k so it's forever a rental home full of bugs.
yet somehow they still have money for internet and cars
>>37419014
Not, it's a full blown Mexican family with laundry lines and 20 kids running around. The motel is near a major highway so I won't be surprised if one of their kids gets ran over
I've always wanted to be a smoker. There's no reason for me to do it, but god damn I just love the idea of it.
Talk to people irl.
Deeper, I'm falling.
Into the arms of Sorrow
being a semi-alcoholic homeless man wandering across europe and asia
>make mildly funny post
>anons react positively
>collect some (you)'s and get some decent reaction images
>read post over and over again with a satisfied grin
>it gets funnier every time
Good job anon
I do the same thing
>>37418815
Glad im not the only one. Feels better than always being a thread killer
It's a pretty great feel.
Is anyone else afraid of snapping soon? Like I'm stable now but for much longer? I'm so scared. I know it's going to happen.
>>37418640
I bet my ass I'm more unstable than you.
I recently stood on a bridge and almost jumped off.
(that day is coming real soon)
I threw water bottles at oncoming traffic the other day.
I screamed in German at my neighbors then switched back into English talking about how I hope their kids gets raped and eaten by dogs.
I started drinking my own cum for some fucked up unknown reason thinking it's going to slowly poison me.
The people who live above me constantly are walking so I hear creaking 24/7 along with their stupid ass pit bulls that run across the floor like crazy. So I beat the ceiling and the walls and scream like a madman hoping they'll fucking stop. I can't wait for the day they get loose and rape then kill those kids. Then they'll fucking be put down and I won't hear the shit anymore. Always fucking noisy in this hell hole. I never know a moment's peace.
I can't find a job for the life of me. So I'm a fucking NEET who lives with and has a relationship with his cousin. So I'm even more fucked up because of this whole incest thing.
My cousin is probably getting tired of taking care of me, so I'll probably be KEKED by my fucking cousin. What the fuck is this shit!? I mean my life is fucking pathetic.
I can't move back home because my room has been turned into a storage space with nowhere for the stuff to go to. Also my uncle stays there from time to time.
My dad fucking hates me
My mom is dead
The rest of my family thinks I'm a fucking deadbeat weirdo with autism.
My social anxiety is awful so I don't have a lot of friends.
Every single day I think about shooting holes up thorough the ceiling or through my own fucking skull.
Try me OP! FUCKING TRY ME!
>>37420071
>is in a relationship
get the fuck out you stupid fucking normie
US AM FINE
>tfw completely devoid of personality or substance inside so I just mimic people I admire
I couldn't think of a way to describe myself, and you just did it perfectly.
>>37418504
I know that feel. I even mimic other people's typing style/pattern when chatting. I'm an empty vessel
>>37418504
Do imitations of people you admire. imitations =/= mimicing. Then over time you'll develop a personality of your own.
IS it possible to lose fat under the Chin, im not fat its genetic fat i think nothing wrong with my chin but is it possible to lose fat there or are those exercises just memes
>>37418499
Yes it is possible.
stretch your chin daily and you will see results in a week or so.
Post a photo. You might be underestimating how fat you are
>>37418529
Im a skinny guy trust me
At it's core, what is the purpose of your life, robots? If you distill every action you carry out daily to having one motivator, what would that be?
For some of you that may be happiness. You do certain hobbies because they make you happy. You strive to better yourself so that you can get a GF that will make you happier. And so on. Some people may have other reasons for living the way they are.
What I'm suspecting, however, is that most of these reasons are going to be based on some sort of emotion. Happiness, fulfillment, accomplishment, momentary pleasure, etc. My question is, do you think your actions are congruent with what you believe to be your purpose of living? Throughout life, are you implementing the most efficient method of achieving your goals?
I speculate that is not the case. At least, I believe I'm doing things in an utterly roundabout way, following a path that leads to a different outcome than what I truly desire. I'm curious if there are others that do this, and how you deal with it.
>>37418328
Just shut up, holy shit. You talk too much.
Could someone give me some paypal money? I'm a sad sack of shit.
[email protected]
>>37418328
>At it's core, what is the purpose of your life, robots?
To get through the day with minimal suffering
Considering kms desu
>tfw the realization that I spent the best years of my life browsing a shitty imageboard is finally starting to set in
>>37418208
It's not so bad. As long as you had fun occasionally.
>best years of my life
as if such a thing exists
>>37418208
I know that feel. I could've went outside, made friends and created great memories, but my adolescence is just a hazy series of memories of being locked away in my room sitting on my computer.