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>girlfriend
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMAL SCUM

>>38407680
>I'm a white guy and I asked out a black girl yesterday and now she's my girlfriend.
Are you 14 or something?

Just expect it to be a little different. Girls like that are generally way more aggressive in bed even when inexperienced. Much different than dating a white girl. Personally, I've never fallen in love with a black girl. No idea why, but probably just because it's different than dating a white girl. Expect her parents and family to judge you for being white

I have a similar problem. I woke up at around 3:30 pm today (well, yesterday) and it's now 6:30 and I can't fall asleep. I'm wondering what I should do: try to fall asleep sometime in the next hour or so and wake up a few hours later so that I'm still a bit tired and can fall asleep earlier next night, stay up until I feel tired and then take a small nap, or try and stay up until night.

That's exactly how it is for me. I have work 6 days a week and I'm trying so hard to go to sleep and it makes me feel useless. Like, can a nigga get some sleep?

(OP)

Or like i won't be tired at all until 4am when I pass out. And I have a thing where I have to have something playing in the background or I have a panic attack, but having it on also makes it harder to sleep.

(OP)

>>38407534
meant to write *I grunt in the affirmative like Tom hardy

>>38407534
>her friend just called OP a newfag

lel

>>38407534
>talks about 4chan in real life
r e t a r d a t i o n

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>>38407378
FELIX IS MEANT TO HAVE A SMALL PENIS, WHAT IS THIS?

>>38407378
>/who/
What did you mean by this?

>>38407401
He isn't meant to have anything, any depiction of his dick isn't canon

>>38407410
idk it just showed up like that I didn't post that

>>38407370
because society does not like to analyze its self in a negative way because most people dont like to look at themselves in a negative way

If he had blonde hair and blue/green eyes I'd probably kill myself right now

>>38407370
this is a meme thought. You can be a 6/10 and still be a virgin on our 20's, the rate me thread and post your faces on /r9k/ and the strawpoll showing that the main issue is lack of social circles and skills rather than appearances,

>>38407356
>I don't understand how others can go out, study every day, exercise, and just do some productive shit, instead of cancering my life away in front of the computer.
They have dreams and goals.

>>38407356
I've seen many posts on here that I related to but none have truly resonated with me like this one has

>>38407377
I do too, though. I wish to get a degree, getting a good job, buy my own house, exercise every day at 6 am, maybe even starting my own family.

As I wake up one day, though, well I don't have a clue. Why don't I go to the library and read, even though I want that degree? I'm uncertain if I just keep forgetting I want all those dreams.

But I think it's more that, well, everything seems boring almost and an effort. I don't know how to explain it, I do think "I should study today".
Sometimes, I even do go to the library and study. But sitting down with the book, I can't keep focus, I'm bored af. I keep looking around me, I keep wanting to take breaks. Every hour is a struggle. Like watching the time go by when you're desperately ready to finish work.

And just like with exercise. I can make myself go a couple of times, but after those I just slip into this lazy mindset, that I CBA. Maybe it's a lack of self-discipline, but how do I get self-discipline?

ive seen some shit threads in my time, this one takes the cake

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>>38407368
originallal

>>38407351
my butthole started pulsating t b h

I don't think she's really ugly at all.

I am far less attractive.

>>38407335
I'm in love with the young Shelley. I find her attractive.

>>38407335
I am probably her looksmatch and i will never get to be in a movie despite horrifying looks and lack of talent and be paired with a hot female. Female privilege knows no bounds.

>>38407332
no, it's not, roastie. it's not your fucking body.

>>38407332
If you want to sleep around like a crazy whore and not get shut down by having children who will ask difficult questions like where's daddy, it's the only way.

seems pretty reasonable to me.

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>signs a girl likes you
>notice same signs IRL
>turns out they weren't true

could you link that article please? I'm feeling a little hopeful

>read article titled "Signs a girl likes you"
>later talk to girl
>girl shows some of the signs
>"Nah, she doesn't actually like me" t: brain

>>38407247
Your*
Autocorrect

>>38407247
ANON STOP THOSE ARE CUMSOCKS

>>38407247
it looks fine, tho you should get a shirt that doesnt show your mantits that much, otherwise not bad.

>>38407217
No I made all my female teachers fucking hate me.
The guys were all super bros though so it balanced out.

>>38407217
Not sure if it counts but in my senior year we had this woman in my science class who I guess was there to like learn about being a teacher or something, I forget exactly what it was. Anyway, we ended up fooling around for most of the year until she was finished with her program.

>>38407217
yes
>teacher was a young widow who her husband died of lung cancer
>she was going crazy
>i hated her for the reason
>she talked shit and contradicted herself
>and spent most time abusing us and chittchatting with roasties and numale rather then ggive lesson.
>on day i reall knew my lesson
>she started asking questions in insulting way
>class all looks tiered they were mouthbreathing
>even she was tired but wasnt showing it
>i get angry i hate her
>i answred with confidence
>the answer was long
>she tries to cut me
>by sheer hate and confidence i put her in her place
>kept answering like i want
>she bent over the counter
>and gave me "that look"
>keep answering
>bell rings
>class of zombies goes out
>go out angry but confused
fucking stupid women trying to be smart and failing.

>>38407156
tell him you dont like pussy. and you find it immoral to have sex before marriage. and that most girls cheat on thier bf.

>>38407156
you could always lie to him and tell him you did
Just make up a Plausible story don't make your self out to be a big shot though
Just say something along the lines of you met a girl online or what ever you met up and had sex or something along those lines

>>38408541
but lying is bad

>>38407060
I'm actually submissive

>>38407060
I'm a switch actually, but you're right, good rr is very demanding. It's not a licence to sit back on your ass. That's not fun for your partner.

>>38407060
I'm just telling myself that because it would be more convenient.

>It's another "Robot is too good for genetic trash" episode

wew

>>38406997
That's how much you're worth.

>>38406997
The decent women don't even need the internet to find the men they want. It's usually the shittiest ones who are online.