What's your motivation for living?
Dying seems like a lot of work and there's tv shows I still haven't seen.
The fact that my family would be devastated if I offed myself.
literally the only thing keeping me alive is that I am too cowardly to kill myself
I spend every single day wishing someone would just break into my house and shoot me
>there are people here who refuse to idolize this
>>37718180
idolize a japanese woman with a spray tan?
>>37718180
Because im too busy wanting to fuck it
i have lost count of how many times i have fapped to this semen goddes.
i want a qt normie gf so bad
You want one but do you need one?
She will leave you or cheat on you once she realizes what you are.
Anon, you don't want a qt normie gf, you want self realization of all of your goals.
Blacks steal White Girl's physically.
Asians steal White Girl's emotionally.
Why are White Guys so bland?
>>37718139
>Asians steal white girl's emotionally
Explain this? Do you mean they fall in love tenderly with the asian and want to marry them not just fuck them?
Also women go for men with red headed cocks. That is mainly why they race trade Something about the heads of cocks being different can appeal to them.
no one? Why does no one care about this? This is a pretty interesting thread.
I just got a bidet.
Holy shit this is the best decision I've ever made in my life.
>>37718005
I just shower after I poop.
Other home-improvement tips:
upward facing projector hooked to PC
multiple body pillows and a king size bed
new socks (use like a condom then like socks)
bidets are fucking top tier i wish they were commonplace in the states. my aunt and uncle actually have one though.
>>37718060
>I just shower after I poop
great way to leave chunks in the drain
>upward facing projector hooked to PC
elaborate
>multiple body pillows and a king size bed
god tier. pro-tip:abandon the comforter and blankets too if your weather allows
>new socks (use like a condom then like socks)
I knew somebody who did this. I can't say it appeals to me though. The waste would also bother me
>>37718005
who is this jizz wiz???
OREGANOOO
Hey NEETs, I wanna talk to you if you'll listen.
Recently I've been experiencing a minor version of what I think you guys go through. I'll say now that I'm no robot, but I'm definitely no chad either - sure I have basic social skills and I'm currently at collage studying STEM, but I have literally no friends and the prospect of a girl friend for me for the foreseeable is not really existent. I'm only telling you so you have a better idea of where I'm coming from.
So lately, to sum up how I've been feeling, there's the shit in life they have to do (education, work etc), then the shit they do in their free time that they don't really enjoy but just kills time (video games, social media) and then they find the stuff they actually enjoy and look forward to is few and far between. Just feels like life is just one big time kill. Everything gets really bland sometimes and I just wonder why do anything if it's all for it's own sake. I used to have a close friend who would brighten up my day whenever I talked to them but recently we haven't been talking for various reasons, so I'm back to just feeling like I'm floating through life almost waiting to die, at the risk of sounding melodramatic.
I would hope this sounds familiar to most of you, and as I said a minor version of what a lot of you go through. The reason I bring it up isn't to just circlejerk about feels, but because I kinda realized that the essence of this exact feeling was captured, explained and it's cause pinned down over 150 years ago by a guy called Karl Marx. See, Marx was a NEET for a lot of his life, just sticking to his books and research, never really talking to anyone bar Engels as really he hated people. A lot of people consider his works to be focused on specifically economics, against evil Capitalism to 'right the wrongs' in the world, or whatever. You know, whatever rhetoric you see social justice movements sprouting these days.
[cont]
See, the main focus of Marx's work was the human being all along, and social alienation that they face under the Capitalist mode of production. There are many forms of alienation, and one of them is what I just described. I only realized it after properly laying out my feelings in text. So, what I'm saying is, Marxism is about the spirit of the human being, their connection to the world, the level of alienation they face and how to improve them all around as characters. For Marx, the real improvement of man was only possible when the requirements of day to day work were abolished, when people did not produce to exchange what they made, but used it for themselves, took fulfillment in their work, felt connected to it as they had put effort into it. Capitalism disconnects us from our own labour, yet our labour is what defines us. This, coupled with the majority social interaction under Capitalism being able to be boiled down to transactions of money, lead to social alienation. Marx saw this is if anything a crime against the potential of man, and wished for the overthrowing of Capitalism ultimately not for any sense of justice but for the individual's development.
So, to sum up, if things are really as bad as you say for you, why do you not support the removal of it's very cause, the Capitalist mode of production?
I don't really see how social alienation and capitalism are connected but then again I didn't read any of what you said so I guess I'll give Marxism a shot
>>37717948
Give that quote in the first reply a read to give you a rough idea.
How to fry emotional circuits? I don't want to feel pain anymore.
>>37717778
One word, antidepressants.
>>37717778
you cannot do that.
you can only get high and then have comedowns and withdrawals
what's the matter, cant' handle life? Are you some kind of emotional pussy?
>>37717809
Cool, I know where I can get some
>>37717841
No, and yes
Why don't you just wear a leather wristband, /r9k/? It's a great peacocking piece that's not too ridiculous but is still rare enough to attract attention.
What peacocking accessories do you even wear? Any necklaces? Buddhist prayer beads? Motorcycle gear? Goggles?
For what fucking purpose
>>37717739
I wear one of these around my ankle.
>Why don't you just wear a leather wristband, /r9k/?
Because I am not a huge faggot.
I'm scared of dying, because I'm afraid that you don't actually die at all. I don't mean an afterlife, let me explain.
Your consciousness only exists within a certain amount of time, and will be terminated in death. Even though we perceive it to be so, time isn't actually linear. Which means your consciousness will always exist within the bound of time that is your life? So your consciousness keeps marching forward in time, what happens when it reaches the end of the line? You can't experience the cessation of you consciousness, because once it's gone there's nothing to experience. What you're trapped in that last second for "eternity"? It's not possible to imagine. If death was just like going to sleep but forever that'd be fine but I'm afraid it's not. If time isn't linear but your consciousness is, isn't that horrifying?
I'm scared.
>>37717697
niggeroid i suddenly felt a light headedness and vertigo while reading this
you might be on to something
>>37717762
i hate to ruin your fun but you getting a headache at the same time as reading something doesn't magically make it something profound or special, and also if that was true you wouldn't be given a sign like a headache to notify you of it being true either
I like to think I'll get a dying fantasy at the end of this but then again that's wishfull thinking.
Does anyone know any good places to commit suicide near Bloomington Indiana? If I don't get at least a C on my math final tomorrow I'm going to kill myself.
>>37717599
No. Not a burger sorry.if you're really going to kill yourself kill a chad and some normies before you go will ya?
dont kys tho
why are you going to kill yourself, give me an idea of why
Continuing Islamic Studies thread from a few days ago. First, here are answers to some questions asked after I went to bed:
1. No, I don't have a gf period. I'm just as much of a robot as everyone else on this damn site. I have had a Muslim oneitis that I met through my research when I was just starting out.
2. The goat eating a Surah is not in Sahih Bukhari. It's from Sunan Abu Dawud, and typically the rule of thumb is to only look at Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim. There have been a lot of Muslims who are now disregarding Hadith wholesale, as from an externalistic, historiographic point of view they're all dubious in nature.
3. No, but I am saying one should look past surface issues in Islam to better get a view of its belief system not just watch a few YT videos, regardless of if you like the religion or not.
More late answers to come, feel free to ask more!
1. Muhammad is perceptually perfect to a lot of Muslims for the following reasons:
Tautology: If god deems him perfect, his actions, regardless of what they are, are perfect.
Ignorance: They don't know Muhammad's true acts
Twisted Morals: People genuinely believe his morals are the best morals.
Mental gymnastics/cognitive dissonance: Self-explanatory
2. No, but I do think the post-truth postmodern bullshit that SJWs are a product of genuinely damages religious studies, especially Islamic studes, in the west.
Why do you like Islam? Do you actually believe in the Koran and the Allah described in it?
there is no god
all religions are evil
circumcision is a crime against humanity
you only get one life and you're wasting it living halal
Daily reminder that you are all human beings, and you deserve love and respect no matter what.
>>37717550
>all human beings
Even the furries?
>>37717550
Some humans just don't deserve to have cats
>>37717550
Even ISIS?
http://www.ricepuritytest.com
Let's see how many normies are on here
>>37717343
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com
I got an 87, whatever the hell that means
>>37717343
why is there a checkmark just saying "?"
i got 62
>>37717598
That's sweet.
I got a 25.
I wish I was a normie.
I'm just a 7/10 autist.
Who is the oldest virgin on this board?
Reveal thyself.
>>37717254
>crafted unite the murlocs when the xpac hit as my only legendary
>39 packs later no legendary
>pack 40 unite the murlocs
>>37717274
Your fault for playing a shit game kill yourself
>>37717336
savage
originals
Ideal bf/gf thread
I hope I find a nice nerdy Velma-esque GF
I would die for that sort of thing, but I'm trapped taking classes while living on campus with not much to do and it's hard to go out and do stuff. should I just ask a couple of my neighbors who live on campus what's up? Idrk lol, probably be awkward.
here's my ideal bf
>>37717361
feels bad I will never have this as a boyfriend
im a faggot, not a roastie
Because everyone was arguing in the last thread when I posted it. Ideal relationship, with me as the healbitch.