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what should i get at Wendys.
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A salad you fat shit
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>>37942172
not fat skeletal actually. next
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double baconator no may and a large chocolate frosty

r9k fucked up my thinking.
I'm not even a bad looking guy, I'm fairly fit and tall and have good qualities yet I feel as though I could never get a girl after years on this board because I'm convinced they all want Chads.
Average and even really attractive girls have even shown interest and straight up said they've liked me and I've ignored them and rejected them because I've done the r9k mental gymnastics and convinced myself they're just roasties manipulating me for something or just messing with me or I'm just being delusional.
When I find out that a girl is not a virgin or acts even a little bit promiscuous she automatically becomes a stupid, worthless slutty whore in my mind and I lose all respect for her. And I can't stand being around what you guys would call "normies" and go to parties or drink because it disgusts me even though its what people my age love doing.
I'm 21 and I feel completely alone and I'm in a mental cage of pessimism mostly caused by this website and yet I keep coming back.
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You just had to add the Naruto picture to this didn't you
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try switching boards
this site is addictive and almost impossible to leave once you're here but if you try to swap r9k for somewhere slightly more psitive (/fit/ being a good choice) then maybe you can break the mindset.

although it could go the other way, hopefully you don't have any minor insecurities about anything because /fit/ will bring them right out for you
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The fault is your own, both for allowing anything as impersonal and empty as a website to alter your perception as well as allowing yourself to blame others for your own weakness.

Just quit coming here if it has a bad effect on you.

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10th time I have tried to post this, ah it hurts.
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I want to join but I'm on my phone and it doesn't do discord. I hope other people join though.
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>>37942135
advertising is against the rules faggot
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My bad I had no idea, very sorry forgive me

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How can your 2D even compete?
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is there a woman underneath that pile of makeup?
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Wow nice eyebrows they look like the shit skids on my fucking toilet.
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>implying this wants to fuck me
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we're working on it, give us 5-10 years

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ITT we have to come up with the most annoying person that can possibly exist.

>plays Dark Souls games
>listens to Death Grips
>likes Marvel movies
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>posts on /pol/
>posts frogs
>says "kek"
>calls everyone a cuck
>likes anime ironically
>refers to anime girls as "waifus"
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>>37942054
>people liking things I dislike annoy me
wonder why you don't have friends?
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>>37942082
Wrong, those things don't annoy me, the fans annoy me because they're annoying.

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>not even an orgasm gives me pleasure anymore like it used to years ago

why am i still living at this point lole
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Lol, me neither. My sex drive is dead. I don't even have the motivation to fap anymore.
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Probably cause you beat your meat 5 times a day. Stop for like a week and I guarantee it will feel better.
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>>37942077
i quite like it. my sex drive died when my soul died. im dead inside. i actually find the thought of sex disgusting. porn is boring. its the same boring shit over and over.

even upskirt porn bores me. now i just go gym and play video games. even thats getting to me. fucking human condition man.

*bumps into you*
>EXCUSE YOU

What do?
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>>37941992
Keep walking because who gives a shit
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>>37941992
you bumped into me, bitch

fuck off
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>walking down the street
>other retards are looking in a direction other than the one they're walking
>see them and stop
>they keep walking toward me
>excuse me
>they finally look at me and act like it's my fault

Fucking hate people

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>tfw haven't eaten in two days because too afraid to go outside and talk to people
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>>37941970
try ordering your groceries online so that way you don't have to talk to anyone
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>tfw want candy but too lazy to go to the convenience store up the road
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You don't need to talk to people just to open your fridge, retard

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>be 22
>everyone i know has a gf or sex
>i have nothing
>everybody forcing me to just get rid of this virginity and it will be over
>go to the prostitue
>pretty cheap looks alright not that i have standards
>while shes riding me and i grab her titties the thought of all my friends having this for free and better because they do it out of joy pierces through my mind instantly destroying this moment for me
>5min after tell her i need to go
>shes looking troubled at me most likely because that never happend before and she thought she did something wrong
>leave her appartament and close the door by myself

this happend 1 month ago and i still cannot get over it, not because i payed not because she wasnt young but because i didint have something as normal and natural and need to purchase the most basic of HUMAN RIGHTS
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>sex
>a human right

lol.

Don't beat yourself up over this, OP.
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>>37941965
Selling your virginity is never a good idea. Better die a virgin than lose it to a gal who doesn't give a fuck.
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>>37942112
But giving a fuck is her job

Hehe i made a funny

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>fall for trap meme
>go on hormones
>finally passable
>dick stops working
>can rarely get hard let alone cum
>get bf
>rarely cum from prostate stimulation
>basically just a dick receptacle at this point

What the fuck do I do? Should I stop hormones?
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>>37941946
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ireganl.
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>>37941946
You can use viagra/cialis, those don't conflict with hrt. Zinc boosts sex drive. If those fail, you should ask your doctor about reversal, but fully reversing your atrophy may not be possible
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>>37941946
tell me how to get a twink bf

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My wife and I are polyamorous and you would think that this would be a sweet gig right? Well, I can't attract any women and my wife has all the fun. When my children aren't in daycare, I'm looking after them while she is out. How do I talk to her about ending our polyamory? I regret agreeing to it but that doesn't seem like a good enough excuse for her to give it up herself.

>This is bait
Pic related, found her on Tinder but she didn't match with me...
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>>37941826
>mfw there are people that are literally this cucked
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kek
ugly faggot
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Just make some rules Op

She'll just cheat on you anyway if you end the agreement, so keep it open so she's at least honest with you and you get to know what she's up to

Tell her you feel like you're getting the short end of th stick and that until you can arrange some relationships of your own, she's gotta start sharing with you

doesn't have to just mean theeesomes (it can) but like she should let you go on dates with her and a cute chick or something too

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>tfw no japanese qt 3.14 gf.

What are the odds of finding a Japanese QT if I go to Japan as a 5'3" tall beta robot faggot?
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>>37941813
They're super racist so basically 0. Don't idealize shit monkeys. Put your faith in fallen creatures and you will always be disappointed.
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>>37942028
i've heard only in rural areas they can actually racist. in the biggers cities they actually treat you like a zoo animal. oowing and aweing at the foreinger. especially if you're dark skinned and/or tall
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I honestly don't know what I'd do with a woman at this point.

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>he thinks his height is the problem
>he DOENST have dark hair and brownish eyes

go on HRT at this point
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>>37941777
I guess trips settles it, light bois on suicide watch
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>>37941777
I'm tall and not even that saved me from being a fucking virgin.
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> 5'5 manlet
>oh boy, at least I have dark hair and eyes!

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>"Ready to go on a swim, anon? Remember to take your shirt off!"

what do
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oh fuck off to /lgbt/
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Go swimming and have fun with my friends? What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>37941746
"remember to take your shirt off"
>top fuckin kek

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>tfw inching closer and closer to wizardom
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>>37941727
1 year and 2 months until I reach it
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3 years until i ascend
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>>37941820
I'm jealous of you sir, I still have 4 and a half years.

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