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you put yourself in this situation by getting involved with someone who is obviously mentally ill. you only have yourself to blame.

>>35752040
This is all your fault you know. But you know what you have to do. Kill her. Its the right thing to do and I think you know this.

>>35752073
I suffer from Schizophrenia and manic Depression. I think I'm more mentally ill than my tranny companion.
>>35752088
Maybe you're right, maybe I should kill her, or I could kill this drug lord guy she talks about and then lock her away in my house because I'm possessive af.

My ex had >20 when we got together at 18yo.

I don't think I've ever spoken to an actual slut, thankfully.

>>35752016
>Talking to grills
Btfo normie

shut the fuck up faggit.

>>35751973
We have a suicidal little bitch here, I see.

>>35751968
gonna kill myself in around 2 years fuck off op

Whatever. Her flesh suit only disguises the organs and skeleton lurking beneath.

Nothing is what it seems.

>>35751941
i have touched a female human being before so let me point some things out:

>her legs are probably a little stubbly
unless she shaved like an hour prior to this photo she's probably growing a little bit of hair back in
>her armpits are almost certainly stubbly
you just can't see them
>her face/cheeks probably feel like makeup. this is a distinct feel.
>if her skin really is soft it's entirely due to a skincare regimen that you, theoretically, could also adopt.

>>35751969
Felt a girl all around today. I don't think she liked it but what you said is absolutely true.
Still nice and soft though.

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G-good thing I cut back on my smoking!

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I don't understand how robots get arrested, you'd have to actually go out and do shit to do that

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is it time to end it?

>>35751846
buy your own car then you lazy faggot

>>35751852
I live in a place where it's a 40 mile drive

Yes, the loss of pride your parents, friends, and educators every day you continue to become an even more massive faggot
Seek the rope. Or buy your own car cunt

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>>35751782
here's hoping this doesn't get 100 replies

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One reply kek
Bye faggot

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>>35751782
Cheers mate, may your blood not be spilt

>>35751690
wat the fug you on about

>>35751764
My dad found my thread on Reddit about how much I love traps

>>35751811
what did he do? wat hapened?

what's the photo? looks gross man.

>>35751709
I got surgery a couple weeks ago and after it healed I asked the nurse to take a picture. Had a pilonidal cyst removed.

>>35751668
a-are you me?
orig

we need a deep posts made by anons thread

can you cite an example of one of these posts, anon?

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>>35751628
>tfw this is one of those posts

Forest Whitaker died after the first act.

Good movie though. Way better than TFA.

inside c3po

>>35751608

Literally everyone died

>just surprised your feelings about the impending doom of all life on earth and irrationally delude yourself into pretending the world is not ending and everyone is dying.

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>why you are poor? just be rich

>>35751557
Alright I'm depressed as all hell, but existentialism is unitonically for 12 year olds. That's the kind of shit I'd think about while listening to mcr.

>>35751529
Yeah man just kill your self.

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>>35751459
>know for a fact that only PUA chads will do this exchange
you might be suprised

i lived with a "chad" for a semester as an exchange student in the netherlands.

this was a guy who you met and immediately you were like "oh god this fucking guy." probably like 6'3", looked like he played 9 sports and took steroids for each of them, exclusively wore clothing to show off his muscles, acted like he was the shit, etc. he was actually very nice and fairly charismatic, which enhanced the chad factor.

this motherfucker banged a grand total of one girl the entire time we were there and not for a want of trying.

i have never seen a guy strike out so many fucking times. usually they would lol at his shitty dutch and make fun of him for being american. most of the time they would just kind of humor him and visibly want him to leave. this happened at pubs, clubs, you name it. i went to all of this shit with him because what else was i going to do?

the ONLY time he got his dick wet was with an objectively unattractive club slut who spoke like 5 words of english. everything else he did was limited to making out with girls on dancefloors and not getting much further than that.

it turns out that being chad still involves a massive amount of rejection because chad literally tries to bang everyone and somehow not everyone is into that all the time.

what i'm trying to say is that you shouldn't assume chad will be banging gaijin chasers all night
if he is, ask him to show you his tricks. real chads are quite nice and would be happy to "help a bro out"

> be cool to chad
> became bros
> ask him to hook you up as a more experienced bro
> ego boost over 9000
> ???
> get laid

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holy shit is your dick pregnant?

>>35751460
SHUT UP T-T

Where is the mutilation?

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>>35751400
>Top 10 Most DISTURBING 4chan Posts
>Top 3 SCARIEST Stories from 2chan
>Top 7 Most HORRIFYING Posts on 4chan

I'm sick of this shit too.

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>>35751439
It's like were a terrorist network

>>35751400
As much as I hate this shit seeing fucking pepe on every news outlet was funny as fuck and will never cease to get a good chuckle out of me.