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What do you do for a living? How did you get into it?

How much do you get paid? Is it enough to be financially independent?

Do you enjoy it? Can you see yourself doing it for life?
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>>36951460
>Courtesy Clerk, Stuck here after being letgo from my small towns big company jobs, Because of Physical Disability.

>$7.40/hr, Hahahahaha

>Yes, No
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hr manager

60k a year

absolutely hate it
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OP Why do you have a trap saved to your PC

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I finally visited an escort which included getting a painful handjob. After I saw under my foreskin next to my frenulum is all raw and red, and the area where my frenulum enters my penis head is all torn up and fucked up too. It's been a week and hasn't gotten better, it even feels tingly sometimes. I can't even masturbate because it hurts to do so. Yes I'm going to see a doctor about it, but in the meantime has anyone had anything that looks like this?

I've done you all a favour and attached an unrelated image, but if you aren't scared of seeing my penis and can maybe help me out (the shine is because I just came out of the shower): https://a.pomf.cat/ynchtg.png
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please tell me you used a condom
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>>36951423
Never a more perfect time to use this.
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>>36951471
Yes, but not for the bj.

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About to fuck a prostitute for the first time in two hours, what should I expect
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More or less the same thing as the one you shagged two hours ago.
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Hopefully you have a better experience than me >>36951423
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>>36951420

Herpes, expect herpes.

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lost 130 lbs.
Self conscious about my body.
How bad is it? Is the loose skin/ stretch marks too much of a turn off?
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Great, you've went from average American to flabby mutated loose skin hanging abomination. I'm sure you'll get the girls now, ey Americuck?
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>>36951305
Off to >>>>/soc/ you fat ugly fuck.

Also your stomach literally has a gut with an indent, kys
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The important part is looking normal with clothes on. You're fine now.

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Something bothering you lately? Get it off your chest right here. I'm listening.
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How the fuck can I have faith in myself? It seems like no matter what I do, no matter what I accomplish, I will always be "that kid". The special ed kid. The Tard. No matter where I go, the normies smell the sped off of me, and I will never be respected. I will always be talked down to, and treated like Im five, and I honestly dont see myself reaching 30 without eating a gun. I just want to stop feeling stupid god dammit. Fuck this retarded meme.
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I'm trying to kill myself but I forgot where I hid my fucking Sig

>and my ammo is missing too, not in its usual spot.
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>>36952327
don't pander to them
don't try to fit in, but don't isolate yourself either

am diagnosed sperg, believe me you will only ever get along with 5-15% of people anyway. If people are assholes to you, or seem really boring and normie, then don't bother. I still get blanked by stupid normalfag cunts who don't care about anything I say or get any reference.

narcissism, rage, and the liberation of being an asshole have helped my social skills more than any positivity or being kind. normies step on the kind unless they have another redeeming quality. Which makes sense, as I don't care to talk to boring people either.

Be yourself but more yourself than you in some anime-inspirational way. Stop holding back the floodgates and pretending and just be a retard or a cunt, doesn't matter. It's all practice and shit.

you'll never be normal or have normal social relations, don't hurt yourself trying. Find the nerds, outcasts and retards and make friends with them. Use them as stepping stones, because you're probably worse off than them anyway.

this world is cancer and probably the only way not to sudoku for me is to try not to play by its arbitrary rules, not that i'm doing it to a degree where i think I'm never gonna sudoku myself

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What's wrong with my asshole?
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>>36951289
There's no dick in it
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>>36951289
It seem you have some cuts.
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It's diseased/has a rash.

Cotton balls
Hydrogen peroxide
Caladryl
Hydrocortisone

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Pic related it's that
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>>36951288
>Talking to girls
Although I've had my experiences
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That's a girl you marry.
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not even subtle anon
how was the movie?

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Blizzard made Cara D into the model for the female necromancer.
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Idk who Cara D is and Idgas about anything Blizzard shits out
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>>36951270

She's poised to become the next Summer Glau if she branches out into video game nerd things.
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>>36951317
And who the fuck is summer glau? Is she some gamur gurlxDrawr that losers throw money at?

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>have been underweight my entire life
>figured I would grow into my body as I got older
>crazy fast metabolism makes it hard to put on weight
>got into a nice relationship three years ago and put on relationship weight
>I was about 110 lbs and happy with my figure
>it ended within a year and I unintentionally starved myself under stress
>never recovered, unconsciously started to binge and starve
>this became a habit, currently subsist on coffee and a small late meal
>try to force myself to eat more regularly but I get full so quickly
>if I eat any more I feel nauseous
>tried to plan a high carb diet with lots of meat, grains and veggies
>coworker saw me eating a planned meal from my lunchbox
>"Are you on a diet? You don't need to get any smaller, you know."
>more and more people start to comment on how little I eat
>stop eating entirely in public

>nothing seems to be working
>can see my ribs and pelvic bones through my skin
>my face is sunken in
>guys I have liked are turned off by my figure
>constantly talk about how they like full-bodied girls
>"More cushion for the pushin'! LOL!"
>many even jokingly suggest I get breast and ass implants
>step on the scale and want to cry
>have been under 90 lbs for a year now
>try to ignore it but I feel sick and anxious whenever I try to eat
>terrified of becoming an ana-chan

I ate some chocolate, half a sandwich and french fries, and that was all I could take. Any fellow skelly-bots have a similar experience? Does anyone have any advice? I almost wish I was fat and was trying to lose weight.
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heh, nope

I can down multiple pizzas in a sitting before feeling satisfied


yes, I am obese
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>>36951189
How does being aware that you're starving not push you to eat? Why do you let others get in the way of you being more healthy and stable? Why are you weak?
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>I'll get in a relationship with you, I'm a great cook.
>tfw no gf

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Any swedes here?
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La hawla wala quwata illa billah.
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>>36951181
wah salamu wahaiollukk'um
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Sug invandrare kuk din javla svenskbog.

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>there are a lot of reasons why male chastity isn't valued. Male Virgins are perceived as losers, whereas sexually successful men are perceived as higher value. Why? Because women like to compete for the top men. Females are hypergamous and so they date up. Men tend to date down. A successful man is highly desired by many women, thus can bed many. An average man simply cannot bed a lot of women. Men pursue women, not the other way round, so it is not an achievement for women to sleep around, but for a man to do so makes him adept in the sexual market.
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>>36951176
Keep telling yourself that, anon.

8464hdg
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>>36951304
Is male chastity valued? Why?
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>>36951425
>Is male chastity valued?
NO.

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>parents will kick me out if I don't get a job within a week
help me lads. I have no prior experience and only a highschool education
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Volunteer at goodwill and steal shit

Youre parents can't really complain since youre building your resume and by stealing things youre making it worth your while.
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>>36951139
gotta be a job. I've done a bit of volunteer work before and it's the only thing on my resume.
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>leave the house for 8 hours a day
>get wifi from starbucks on phone.

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Do you guys ever wish you were more ambitious and think about the life you could've had?
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>>36951082
>babby's first time in first class
>on Air Canada
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>>36951082
I wish I was more confident.

I do great at work. Interviews are extremely easy for me and I've been promoted rather quickly.

But I would never have the courage to do anything radically different or outside my comfort zone.
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>>36951082
Yes
I wish I had been friendlier and taken music or game design more seriously
I would be a poorfag but I would be wealthy with love and the satisfaction of self-actualization
Right now I'm just a fraud of a human and it feels very very bad

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What's wrong, wagecuck? Too good for a daily haircut?
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This is officer Freetime, be advised, wagie has been spotted being extremely ragie at local mcdonalds.

Witnesses report that suspected ragie wagie was screaming because he doesn't have the time to get a daily haircut, and how shekelberg made him lick his toes for overtime.

Be on the lookout, I repeat, suspect is highly ragie and wagie! Over.
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FUCK YOU FUCK Y OU FUCK YOU

I JUST WANT TO BROWSE SOME R9K BEFORE I SLEEP AND GO TO WORK TOMMOROW

BUT I SEE THESE THREADS FUCK YOUUUUUU
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>haircut every day
Are you retarded?

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Best robot-tier beer to go with a shitty fast food burger? I was thinking PBR
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>>36950995
Norrlands Guld
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>>36950995

coors light famalam
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Lonestar 16oz.

Get a 6 for 6 bucks here in Texas. Not sure if Lonestar is just specific to texas tho.

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