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I just realised that 4chan is an addiction. It's like slot machines. The (You)s are like getting three 7s or something.
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>>37234123
Like these dubs, you mean?
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>>37234123
There is skill involved in getting (You)s aswell as luck. Try making OC
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What tipped me off to that fact was that 4chan (for me) offered itself as the solution to the problems it caused. It's the trademark sign of any addictive substance: drugs, booze, gambling, porn... The more free time I spend here, the less time I spend with other people. I get more socially isolated and lonely, and I want interaction, so I go to 4chan. The cycle goes on.

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Old man kitty isn't doing so well tonight, boys.
Taking him to the emergency vet here soon.
Help me deal with the feels of losing my best friend, it's gonna kill me.
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Adopted this cat about four years ago, knowing I'd have to deal with this having adopted an old cat, but it's still gonna fuck me up.
As far as symptoms go, I'm pretty sure he has liver disease, and right now he's just kind of hiding himself away and isn't nearly as alert as usual.
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My family cat died earlier this year, under similar circumstances as well.
I remember the last time I held the bastard

>tfw non-humans are closer to the heart than any actual person
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I feel for you anon. Growing up all of the cats I had ended up dying or got lost never to be seen again. First cat wandered into the nearby forest and never came back. Second cat ended up getting killed by a neighbor's dog. The last cat I had also wandered somewhere else and we never saw him again.

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>Go on the bus
>Get up
>bus moves forward, fall back
>my hand falls right onto a dudes leg
>I yelp out "sorry"
>he yells at me


FUCK public transport.
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>>37233627
Nothing ruins your mood like missing the bus by seconds and being stuck at the stop for 30-60 minutes for the next one.
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Everyone on public transport seems so rude, but maybe its cause the busses, subway cars, etc look and feel like shit. I don't get antsy or mad when i take the commuter train
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>>37233627
You sound like a slutty submissive little boy. Be my gf and I'll give you all the rides you want. I'll even drive you places too.

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Hey, I've been here for a few months. I've been lurking around here and a few other boards... To the point, where and when did you start out on 4chan?
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When I was fifteen, ten years ago. I had no friends, because I was homeschooled. Literally nothing about my life has changed, except I'm now paranoid and severely suicidal.
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>>37233431
>>37233466
Like a month ago or some shit. Also homeschooled, though my reasoning was more of "fuck about and talk about politics while procrastinating." As for my origins? /r9k/ first, followed by /pol/.
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>>37233431
A friend showed me some funny pictures from /b/ around 9 years ago. At first it was all funny pics that kept me here. I started to immerse myself into anon culture and here we are today.

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>too dumb to be considered smart
>too smart to be considered dumb
who else /painfully average/ here?
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>tfw to intelligent for neetbux
>tfw two dumb for wage slavery
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>avg intelligence
>avg peener
>avg looks
>avg socioeconomic status
Myneah
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>stupid enough to be hated
>Not stupid enough to get normie pity

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how do you deal with the fact that 90% of normies think with their feelings?

it's completely maddening
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trust me, its a very silent hell. You just dont know how much people not thinking with logic or commons sense sickens me
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every single human being does that
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>>37233227
This. If we were pure pragmatic species we would do just enough to survive then sleep to conserve energy

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How do we solve the racism issue on this board? The recent influx of "le alright right 1488 xd" has grown out of proportion and is making us non-whites uneasy? I do not want to believe that everyone is a racist here but now I must just to be on the safe side.
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Stop being a butthurt bitch? I'm Indian so I have it a LOT worse than you here. Get thicker skin, nigger
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>>37233091
Doubt that you filthy poo in loo
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>>37233091
Indians are 1/7th of the worlds population fuck you

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Any weeaboo girls wanna be my gf? I can translate stuff for you and help you learn Japanese.
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>>37233005
If you're going to make a garbage thread, don't post it with an image of me.
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>>37233343
Fuck off, you morbid dyke
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Are you cute, and how tall are you?

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what is the worst trouble you ever got into at school.

I had to go to Saturday detention for showing up late to class and blowing off lunch detention for like a week
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>>37232870
Skipped 2 saturday detentions.
Got ISS(in school suspension) for 3 days.
Def the best 3 days of school i ever had.
It was me and all the degenerates in the balcony of the auditorium just chillin and sleepin for 3 days while some sub read the newspaper.
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>>37232990
did you fail anything major since you were suspended and not in class
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I was suspended for a day for ditching prayer service every day for a year. Worth it.

Hey ribbits, I wanna try weed again but my past 2 experiences with it only made me completely inebriated and paranoid. Is there any strain you guys can recommend me?

I'm really looking for a calming, soothing effects, but still leaves me have some type of coherence and control over myself.

General weed thread too. Oh it's legal where I live too so no name calling either
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go to whatever shop you like and ask for a idica dominate hybrid strain. it should be a mostly body high with a little bit of head change. cant really recommend a strain because i go pure sative because indica just doesnt seem to work on me
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You are probably just smoking too much if it makes you feel paranoid.
Try just a tiny amount next time, strain doesn't really matter.
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>>37232786
if what you say is true it might not be for you

I've never been paranoid from weed

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>getting into going to church a lot
>not super religious still but the people there are nice
>actually socializing
>been volunteering
>one milfy lady is kinda flirty
>sometimes sits with me and talks about whatever
>going to the children's ministry camp as a volunteer
>went to the meeting today
>she was there
>sat with me
>we have a nice conversation
>somehow leads to my birthday
>it's going to be while we're at the camp
>"How old will you be?"
>"19"
>"Wow, I didn't know you were already legal!"
>hand on my knee
>staring into my eyes
>big smile

D-does sh-she want the dick?
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Post her pic
Also don't mistake common courtesy and friendliness with flirting
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>>37232699
Just do it, faggot.

Oriorig
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>>37232699
she clearly wants the dick.
the best way to get this momentum to continue is to ask her what she is going to give you for your birthday

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RIP ELLIOT RODGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj4u083C38
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assburger pls go
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RIP Elliot Rodger, the Supremely Precious One.

https://youtu.be/if1sedeUR9c
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Three years back, Elliot had been dead for two hours by now.

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Fembot feels thread. >broke up with bf, but now I miss him >he's probably fucking other girls >I'm sitting alone sad why is love so hard? I broke up with him because I've been thinking about other men more, but I miss that safety net he gave me, and always complimented me, also my bday was last weak so I wanted a gift
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>>37232585
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT I HATE YOU STOP SHITTING UP MY BOARD YOU FUCKING CUNTS ARGHHHHHHHHHH. I'M SO TIRED OF SEEING ALL THESE NORMALFAG AND "FEMBOT" THREADS. PLEASE PLEASE JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. I'M SO DONE. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE? GO TO REDDIT OR SOMETHING. LITERALLY ANYTHING. EVEN TUMBLR.
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>>37232585
bitch learn 2 greentext
>bitch learn 2 greentext
bitch learn 2 greentext
>bitch learn 2 greentext
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>>37232585
Fucking kill yourself you b8ing sack of shit

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It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
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>>37232498

the regular crowd shuffles in
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there's an old man sitting next to me.

making love to his tonic and gin
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he says 'son can you play me a memory ?'

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Took marijuana for the first time in my life five hours ago. Ate half of a gummy bear edible.

Two hours ago I was getting cold sweats, a severe panic attack, difficulty breathing, numbness in the heart and brain, involuntary muscle spams....

Had to go to the ER and now I'm home on some disintegrating tablet medication.

Never again will I do drugs. Fuck this shit.
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>>37232440
lmao pucci
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>first time ever with marijuana
>eats edibles

Do your research next time faggot, edibles tend to be highly potent in comparison to just smoking a bowl or something.
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>>37232583
This. Edibles are NOT beginner weed. Hell, even experienced smokers get freakouts on edibles.

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