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Holy shit, is joey a weeb??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC4Hsp1b2I
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>>37856606
I hope mods go after normie youtube shilling next
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>>37856624
>I hope mods go after normie youtube shilling next

Shut the fuck up retard

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Submissive male looking for dominant female add me on kik lee.weeds
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hOW doSE I MaY LoOk tHoUgH? mE rAte Me?

is this the new code for it?
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>tfw even your waifu loves bbc
W-why Asuka?
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do you hope that your children turn out to be normies?
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i don't want children. people = shit
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>>37856400

yes. not vapid party normies, but at least normie enough to function socially.

being a robot is hell desu
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Normie, ideally. Cyborg at least. But my kid needs to have personality, and won't just be a Billboard top 10, network show loving, small talk normie. I'll make him have close friends who give a shit about him and likewise.

Being a robot is fucking hell. If I wasn't so distraught, I wouldn't wish this life on anyone.

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So, what're you shags listening to?

Scottish folk duo The Corries over here. Pic relate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzKXFpGGbws
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>>37856262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8vmaj75xzE

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How shitty can life get when can't even get cucked by robots on 4chan

R9K > Be me
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>be me
>enter my Spotify app
>premium subscription
>imgay.jpg
>enter my page
>go to old playlist
>press shuffle
>female lead singer.flac
>these wounds will not heal.jpg


Anybody else can't listen to music anymore?
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>>37856207
thats shitty man, feel sorry for you.
the only thing I have is listening to music, more or less 24/7
without it I would go crazy
I might be able to kill myself then, I'm a coward though so prolly not.
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>>37857256
Hope this doesn't happen to you, /b/ro, feelsbad.

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I want to start a second life.

I've always had a baby face so I can easily look like a 17-year-old again.
I've got a second laptop.
I'm going to get a second phone, a second wallet, start a new tumblr, Facebook, etc.

I've memorized my new name, my new birthday, my new parents names, my new childhood memories.

I'm going to start going to anime conventions out of state where no one will know me and make new groups of friends.

Has anyone ever done this before?
Anyone have advice?
Is there a proper name for this?
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>Go to Gamestop with a normie friend to get his bullshit XBone games
>Cute cashier girl
>Decide to ask if they have any PC games just to make conversation with her, knowing full well they don't
>She says, 'Hmm. I don't think so, but we do have those cards...uh...hmm...oh yeah, Steam cards. Sorry, had a brain fart haha'
>Cute girl said 'fart'
>Disgust hits me like a coffee table to the face as I realize she also has shit in her right now and probably does other gross stuff if she'll say fart to a stranger, especially a man hitting on her
>Go home and fap to 2D

When did you realize girls are disgusting? Even the cute ones will eventually fart or say some gross stuff.
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Why didn't you fart on her bro?
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>>37856165

By saying fart she was telling you she wanted to poop on your back.

You fucked up OP
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She clearly wanted a steamy loaf in her mouth you tard.

Classic virgin move, can't even pick up signals from a cutie. Chad would have immediately dropped his pants and laid down a fresh log in her throat.

>tfw no belly gf to make belly threads with on /r9k/ and pray they don't die
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Had another dream about her, bros.
When is it going to stop?
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>>37856149
Dreams usually stop when you wake up I think.
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>>37856149
5 years since I last saw her and I just dreamed of her last night, and most of the past few weeks
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it stops when you put a stop to it.

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>It's a 'check up your ex on facebook' episode
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I know that feel m8. It makes me want to kill myself even more.
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>>37856111
Finally found crush's Instagram account
>This Account is Private
>Already follow femanon? Log in to see their photos and videos.
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>>37856111
>it's a one of my exes is probably checking up on my Facebook right now episode

What happened to white girls?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94Lphx6z6Y

>"i have a gun"
>Don't pull it out.
>"okay, offica"
>nig reaches for wallet
>I SAID DON'T PULL IT OUT
>"i'm not, offica"
>nig reaches for wallet
>I SAID DON'T PULL IT OUT
>"I'm no--"
>BANG BANG KALBLAM

Did Philando Castille have autism? Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

t. guy with actual autism who knows it when he sees it
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