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Can white men be saved? 2017-03-20 06:24:47 Post No.35656257
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This is my former best friend Nick. He just entered college and it has brainwashed him pretty bad. He hates Trump and all of his best friends are girls yet he is still a virgin. I think he might be gay now, is their any saving him?
What can I do?
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>>35656257
Humiliate him on /r9k/
Why 'former' best friend
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why is he shitting on baseball with that cap?
how is that anti trump, or am I missing something?
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>>35656294
He stopped talking to me after he found out I supported Trump. The last time I spoke to him he called me a racist and a bigot. We had been best friends since elementary school so its really sad.
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>tfw even deformed roasties only want chad dick
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7 out/ 10
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>>35656595
How have I never seen this?
But OP
>tfw even deformed raosties have men that would fuck them
You know it's true.
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Does anyone know if those things are sentient???
They look like some mindless fleshbags unable to do anything but breathe and flail their misformed limbs around
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Does r9k think my cat is cute ?
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That's a very nice cat. He looks warm.
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>>35656241
Top tier cat. You might want to move him, though, because he's probably getting fur all over your laptop.
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>>35656241
yes, most cats are cute.
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WAGIEEEEE TIME FOR BED WAGIEEEEEE
MR SHEKELBURG IS GOING TO BE UPSET IF YOU ARE SLEEPY ON THE JOB WAGIEEEEE
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Jokes on you, I lost my job 3 weeks ago.
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>>35656250
what happened? howd you lose it?
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>>35656250
one of us now
it gets the same
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>that one time a girl smiled at you
share comfy feels
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>>35656176
Sleeping with my ex at her college. It didn't matter that it was 100 degrees, it was the nicest sleep of my life
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>>35656284
its the best, I gotta one up you though
>Ex is chubby and stacked
>Sex twice, half watch movie in bed
>Cold ass night, 34 degrees outside
>Snuggle up with ex under 3 layers of blankets, sleep
I have never been comfier since. I should have just killed myself the next day, that was the pinnacle
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>>35656334
> should have just killed myself the next day, that was the pinnacle
Dude if I died in my sleep that night it would have been the perfect bookend. Easily one of the happiest moments of my life.
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How do I get good at NoFap? Before anybody calls me a fag, I don't think porn is the devil. For me though I am using it a lot and I would like it to stop or at least get it under control. What has worked for y'all?
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>>35656150
If you're a chronic masturbator who fap more than twice a day, don't go from 5 fap to none.
Cut it little by little, until you're comfortable with not fapping once a day without going through withdrawal.
Meditate when you got urge to fap. Avoid porn as much as possible.
Remember the first week is the hardest time. Past that it'll gradually get easier.
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>>35656277
or you can watch porn and not fap. mentally distance yourself and see that it's just silly acting. move around and do some push ups or something if you get to into it.
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>>35656765
These both sound like great ideas. thank you!
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I want friends. I want some anons to hang out with on the weekends and play poker while drinking and getting high. Every weekend we'd meet up and all bring a new craft beer or something like that, maybe every once in a while someone would bring something real fancy, or I could and the fellow anons would be like "Hell yeah anon you brought that!"
We'd play poker with fake chips and just laugh and complain about our jobs or lack of NEETbux, whichever applied
We'd leave our meeting place and walk down the street to a local bar and all get a round of shots and have our own group encouraging each other to take shots and down a pint, not caring about the normies surrounding us because we have each other
I want some friends to play xbox with in real life. Like back when I was a kid that one time when I actually had friends and they invited me to sleep over at their house and we played halo. I only got a few turns at the controller but I didn't care because we were playing together watching taking turns
I want to have friends again like back in 4th grade, I honestly am about to just start crying.
I didn't know it was going to turn out like this. How could I have known, how could I have imagined my life would turn out like this? Complete social isolation
I just want some friends
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It's not really possible to make friends post school/university.
You fucked up, anon. Welcome to hell.
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>>35656086
I'm sorry you're feeling that way anon. You sound like you would make a great friend
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>>35656103
Shut up you autistic fool.
It comes down to just getting into social situations. I felt like this back in NY so I said fuck it all, packed my shit in my Subaru and moved 14 hours south where I knew no one. This was a year and a few months ago. As of now I have a small group of friends and a girlfriend who I met at random shows and bars.
You don't have to know friends your whole life for them to be good friends
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I've given up lads. Where's the best place to buy a sex doll <$1000?
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>>35656070
Holy shit that's ducking pathetic and creepy. Don't do it anon the doll will come to life and kill u
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>>35656104
Fuck off normie. Sex dolls are the future.
>>35656070
I dunno man, just Google around and go for it. It'll increase your autism levels, but more importantly, it will free you just that much more from the clutches of ROASTIES allure.
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>>35656127
Sex androids are the future. The far future. How could you hump this thing and not feel absolutely pathetic?
Op needs to work on himself and meet a real girl. Don't enable him.
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I've given up on the notion of finding a nice girl while here in the USA, all of my life everyone seemed one step ahead in terms of social development .
>Middle school
Dudes were noticing girls while I was still
playing with toys
>High School
Girls were fucking 24 year old dudes, I just began noticing
them at 17. I had no clue how to approach them sexually
>College
This was a weird period as most of the girls either longing for some dude from their hometown, only interested in fembois (it was an art college), or got into a relationship instantly their first semester. You couldn't win, I even tried to date a transfer student once and she instantly had 20 dicks aimed at her the moment she entered the school.
>Work
Slim pickings as the studio I work in is in a small town.
Everyone seems either hitched up or in a relationship.
One day I said, "Fuck it" and did it with someone who was in a serious relationship who was really coming on to me.
Idk dudes, what are your sentiments on this and what are your situations in regards to this?
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>>35656020
If the issue bothers you so muh why dont you fuck the 18 y/o highschool girls who are now legal like they did before you?
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>>35656020
It's not going to get easier for people like us in the future, it's going to be incredibly hard to find a virgin gf for guys in/just getting out of college. Kids SHOULD be still playing with toys in middle school. The aging process is speeding up for kids more and more. We're the normal ones.
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>>35656020
Did you fall for the meme that relocating will somehow prevent you from getting the scraps?
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Post More Things Normies Love 2017-03-20 06:07:17 Post No.35655957
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Post More Things Normies Love
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2017-03-20 06:07:17
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Fantasy novels/shows that are "deep" or "edgy," but not "weird" or "nerdy."
That's why most of them like Harry Potter or Game of Thrones, less like Tolkien's works or Elder Scrolls, fewer still like Wow, Runescape, Final Fantasy, Guild Wars, and pretty much any other RPG, and tabletop gaming is completely alien to them.
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>>35655957
I like game of thrones. Stop being such a cynical bitter faggot
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drake - controlla . wmv
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>>35655957
>Fantasy movies/books
>lists five vidya games and ttrpgs
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Do women actually like men eating their pussy? Do they care? Do they see the guy as a submissive beta if he does eat it?
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>Walking down the stairs
>See this
What do?
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yes
yes
no. its more alpha.
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>>35655970
Yell "PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE" as loudly as possible.
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Will I leave the friend zone?
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>>35655915
Will I ever get the drive to start writing that novel?
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>>35656221
Good, good. Will I get the drive soon?
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>>35655915
>>35656221
>>35656283
Will I get the drive to start writing that novel soon?
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those depressive suicidal thoughts you have are just whining. stop its annoying me. 2017-03-20 06:02:21 Post No.35655861
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those depressive suicidal thoughts you have are just whining. stop its annoying me. 2017-03-20 06:02:21 Post No.35655861
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those depressive suicidal thoughts you have are just whining. stop its annoying me.
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2017-03-20 06:02:21
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so I've been depressed on normiebook I shouldn't do it but I do, often trying to get help.
well apparently one of them starting posting on their feed "ugh I'm sick of "people" whining about their lives on normiebook, go bother someone else with your problems"
As soon as I saw this, I knew I had to cook up a long post and a literal burn, but to do so would get the normies riled up and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing at me again.
Ah well. Time for more depression and angry normie family members yelling at me simply for trying to reach out ;_;
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U sound like a huge faggot
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>>35655861
oh god you're THAT guy. grow up man
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Stop having a facebook account. It's worthless and a waste of time.
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Does anyone else have this problem? My dad is really really annoying
>he burps every 30 seconds
>he's always sucking his drool back in his mouth
>he farts just as much as he burps
>he constantly walks by my room doing all this late as fuck at night
>he's constantly grunting breathing and panting hard
I mean he's really making these annoying noises a lot
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>>35655769
He's having a heart attack call nine eleven
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He's trying to annoy you to the point that you move out. He obviously can't ground you because you never go out or bring anybody home, so he's doing his best.
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>>35655769
holy fuck and i felt so alone
yes
why is he so fucking disgusting? why does he have to fart so loudly during dinner? fuck I hate him
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>Oh son, mommy's been waiting a long time for this. Come here and fuck mommy silly! You're so much bigger than your father
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Are there really mothers or fathers who refer to their children as "son" or "daughter" that aren't fictionalized erotica?
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>>35655763
My dad calls me son, but he's a southern gentleman.
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>>35655763
My mom has does it sometimes.