File: 1491655686122.png (191KB, 680x810px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 680x810px
Oblivion is the best game.
>Jeremy Soule
>Deep and detailed
>Not a swampy wasteland like morrowind
>great characters
>voice acting, despite being a mess is funny
>memes
>adoring fan
>the arena
>wide variety of fun quests
>A brush with death
>ALL of the dark brotherhood
>at the heart of the empire
>Nights of the nine
Need i mention the best DLC ever?
>Shivering Isles
>gate keeper
>free steel plate armour
>Haskill
>Xedilian quest
>Amber armour
>Stopping the greymarch
>Becoming a daedra
>sheogorath's lines
>sheogorath in general
Prove me wrong robots, Oblivion is godly.
42 Posts / 12 Images
View this topic
>>
Oblivion was pretty comfy
I really hope the next Elder Scrolls game isn't just grey meh like Skyrim and Fallout 4
>>
>>36111989
Yeah, Oblivion is cosy as shit.
I hope they do make the next ES game like it, or at least like Skyrim. I would hate it if it were anything like Fallout 4.
>>
>>36111916
The levelling was totally fucked and if it wasn't it would be better than Skyrim. Also what's /v/ and /vg/
File: IMG_2379.jpg (30KB, 320x240px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 320x240px
>circumcised
>always imagined I would cum within seconds from a blowjob
>finally had a girl suck my dick
>hardly feel anything
>dick goes limp after five minutes
What
The
FUCK
52 Posts / 10 Images
View this topic
>>
>>>/adv/
gtfo normie
bloxo
>>
File: peaceCouple.jpg (115KB, 507x338px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 507x338px
>>36111902
breh.... did fucking her vag feel any different thou?
did you cum?
>>
Bad blowjobs are worse than sex.
Good blowjobs are better than sex.
File: Bait_a628eb_5907668.jpg (28KB, 900x495px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 900x495px
5/10 bait thread
slightly original
8 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: leave marky alone.jpg (137KB, 1095x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
137KB, 1095x1600px
You can't choose love.Also, Charlie was probably a better person than you, Tom.
>>
BYC taking all the white women :( fuck I hate being a white male in 2017
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (17KB, 480x360px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 480x360px
>>36111897
optimums content
>last day of high school
>decide to catch the bus to school even though I have a car
>want to feel a camaraderie with my fellow students
>I don't talk to anyone but a kid starts altering the lyrics to... some current pop song at the time to apply to the last day of school that has everyone laughing, so I DO feel a bond of sorts
>go to class
>after 20 minutes all seniors are sent to the assembly room
>we practice graduation walk
>after 90 minutes rehearsal is done
>they let us go home if we want to
>can't go home cause didn't take car
>have no friends to give me a ride
>acquaintance of mine who also probably didn't have any friends asks if I want to go to the record store
>say ok
>I follow him out to parking lot
>he asks "so where you parked man"
>tell him I had to take the bus
>"oh I thought you had a car"
>quickly decide to lie and tell him my mom had to use it cause hers crapped out on her
>he awkwardly makes small talk, trying to hide the fact that he was using me for my car and the general feeling of company, but if I couldn't offer him a ride he didn't really care to hang out with me specifically
>after 5 minutes I tell him I remembered I promised the social studies teacher I'd help her pack shit up
>"alright, later man. See you at graduation"
>go hang out in the courtyard until the bus comes
>I heard his name called at graduation but that's the last time we ever spoke
It was a rather low key day. Idk in retrospect I probably would have taken the car.
109 Posts / 13 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111883
some fat weeb asshole who was mad that the other seniors didnt let him in on the senior prank decided to show everyone by flooding the school auditorium
Too much water damage so in the morning of they called everyone and said we'd hold it on the football field, but then they learned it was supposed to rain so they moved it again to the junior high
felt weird af being back there and it disoriented everything so I couldn't enjoy it, though it's doubtful I would have anyway
I saw the flooder there too cause I guess they said he could could go as long as he reported to jail the next day
I'm not sure how he got that deal worked out cause he was kind of poor and had no connections that I'm aware of
>>
>>36111994
I kek'd hard family home evening
>>
>bring camera to tape my friends
>cunt librarian feels she has the authority to confiscate it for some reason
>even worse, I let her
JUST
That's all I remember. Half the kids didn't even show up on the last day at my school, cause graduation was on that Saturday for some reason.
>be me
>research war crimes in the orient
>next level brutality and abject suffering everywhere
12 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111798
The japs used to be based before they got into the cartoon business
>>
File: kamikaze-risingsun-1004x1024.jpg (218KB, 1004x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
218KB, 1004x1024px
>>36111826
They're playing the long term game now.
They're brainwashing the youth into being socially inept and in extreme cases becoming traps/going trans.
They will successfully get rid of the US and it's white population by forcing women to breed with blacks which will result in a much less intelligent populous which will make it easier for Japan to invade the US.
>>
>>36111798
>Rape of Nanking
>Pearl Harbor
>kamikaze attacks
>torture and mutilation of POWs
>death marches
>Warhammer level of devotion to the Emperor
>kicked the Brits/ausfags/chinks/Kimchee niggers/dutchfags out of territory they held for centuries or more
>earned the praise of Adolf Hitler, being dubbed honorary aryans
>only stopped trolling after being on the receiving end of multiple atomic weapons and the immediate threat of Comrade Stalin fucking them in the ass
Japan used to be fucking OG, its a shame the US turned them into a race of broken pedophile manchildren through the occupation
File: 566b0c79ae2457ff53b39db3b896b542.jpg (191KB, 675x960px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 675x960px
i gotta flu today
what should I do on the internet
11 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111787
who is that cute girl?
and be my gf
>>
>>36112317
pooost your discord and ill tell you
>>
>>36112410
hold on there anon why do you want my discord so fast?
File: 1490255038767.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 741x568px
question to femanons, would it bother you if the guy you like knew about your sexual history?
do you keep that part of yourself private?
would you tell the guy if he wanted to know about your sex history?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Better if he didn't know.
>>
I will always lie about my number no matter what.
>>
>>36111759
no, I don't want him to think I'm a slut
I can't believe it. I actually did it. I actually shit in a garbage bag. I feel so dirty, but my roommate wouldn't get out of the bathroom, and it was coming out regardless. Even more upset that I forgot to prepare for the piss stream that got all over my carpet.
10 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Post bag.
>>
>>36112323
This. Lets see the carnage OP
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (51KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
51KB, 1280x720px
>he doesn't have a poop bucket
File: 1491164585249.jpg (143KB, 1334x1334px) Image search:
[Google]
143KB, 1334x1334px
>spend 30 minutes writing post
>It'll be a good one
>Discussion
>Friendship
>just an all around good post
>finish writing it
>do captcha
>click post
I FORGOT TO CHOSE AN IMAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
Just go back and its there (dont click return)
>>
File: 1474972479016.jpg (44KB, 633x758px) Image search:
[Google]
44KB, 633x758px
>>36111692
>write comment in an older but still active thread
>hit "post"
>"Thread archived. You cannot reply anymore."
>>
File: giphy (2).gif (466KB, 199x229px) Image search:
[Google]
466KB, 199x229px
>OP asks question
>give a thorough, well written response.
>no reply
>guy below me makes race bait cuckshit post
>op responds instantly.
anyone know this feel?
Let's see how many normies are on this board.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12702332
22 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1481383722276.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 640x480px
>>36111662
Do cousins count as doing it with a girl?
>>
Ravioli ravioli looks like I'm a normieoli
>>
Never explored my fetish with a girl, only hers. Does that count as a yes? If so, all of them... but I am far from normal.
File: CzB6QfgUcAAv4st.jpg large.jpg (88KB, 1000x675px) Image search:
[Google]
88KB, 1000x675px
DO NOT BUY A VAPORIZER
You think it's healthy but the air draw passes through many unclean elements, mainly the heating element which you would think is just an electric resistor but NO, chinese cucks will use glue, plastic, paint, dyes and a lot of other shit in their elements. I PERSONALLY took my "baby" apart because I noticed shiney transparent flakes only noticible under high light. Took apart my heating element and found a crumbly foil-like material has been silently shedding itself for the past 2 years of me vaping....
I thought it was because I bought an ebay cheapo, but it turns out that ALL vapes are built NOT FOR QUALITY VAPOR, it is built to be MARKETABLE. Arizer, Pax, Cloutank, desktop and pens. Even the god damn VOLCANO has a shitty metal heating element that seeps fumes into your shit.
A vape should be simple and pure. That is the beauty of vape. Simple. Clean. Pure. You're only heating up organic material, you don't need a special gizmo to do that. All you need is Bud, and Heat. Fuck paying 100's. Its a scam! They're selling you unresearched CANCER.
Build a picklejar vaporizer, all you need is a picklejar and a heatsource (and of course, ganja). The heatsource could be a ceramic soldering iron or just your stovetop. Better yet, if you have an oven, save your teeth/lungs and make some edibles.
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111635
Clean your vape regularly. Also crafty > pax
>>
>>36111635
Vapes are gay.
Anyway, ofc it's going to increase your risk of Lung/throat/mouth, of the increase isn't as significant as cigarettes but it's still an increase.
>>
Or you can just smoke weed like a normal person.
File: 2v13prp.jpg (54KB, 450x600px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 450x600px
>go study in the Netherlands
>find a large 10 person shared apartment
>7 girls and 3 guys including me
>be 5'5
>all the girls are tall as fuck compared to me
>surrounded by tall girls almost all of the time
I hate it to be looked down upon and to have no chance with all of these girls, but I find it weirdly arousing as well.
15 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111562
Which city famalam?
>>
>>36111572
Groningen
y-you?
>>
>>36111598
Tilburg. Really shitty place but met my gf there.
File: 1490967369520.png (98KB, 612x491px) Image search:
[Google]
98KB, 612x491px
i want to make a youtube channel where i talk about movies. should i do it?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
sup jose
>>
>>36112171
i dont know who that is please tell me
>>
>>36111553
As long as you don't feel like a TGWTG sideshow
>meet qt on tinder, easily 8/10 with a cute aesthetic
>start snapchatting pretty often
>exchange numbers and text each other
>"woah, I'm actually holding a conversation with someone, that's new"
>talking about real shit, she tells me about her fucked up family situation, and we easily talk about or discontents with society and ourselves
>we plan to meet up
>hyper_anxiety.jpg
>meet at a coffee shop
>she's literally 70 pounds heavier than her pictures led me to believe
>oh fuck this isn't what i signed up for, I'm actually repulsed, she has makeup caked on her face, drawn on eyebrows
>tell her we should go outside (in the dark) to go for a walk
>we end up hanging for a few hours while she essentially lists off all of the red flags known to womankind, including her fear that guys she meets always ghost her after the first date
>I just passively listen to her, mostly in an anxious silence, trying to plan an unoffensive escape
Fuck me brothers, I thought this could have been my escape from robot-hood. but I feel kind of cheated and like I wasted my time on a girl who was pretending to be someone else.
25 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111537
Have any of you brothers been catfished? that's why I made this thread. I wanna see some funny green texts. It was really discouraging to me, because I don't talk to many people, and I had a lot of hope for this situation--I honestly thought she could become my gf if I played my cards right. Feels bad man. But hopefully some stories will take the pain away, or allow me to see the humor in this.
>>
>>36111537
>lists off all of the red flags known to womankind
Like what? If you were getting on well before you knew she was fat maybe you should give her a chance? If she was QT in her pictures, then there's no reason she can't be that QT again with a bit of work. Don't be the male equivelent of the friendzoning stacey.
>>
>>36111582
She didn't really catfish you, she just used fat girl angles.
File: IMG_2600.jpg (21KB, 300x240px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 300x240px
you can only post ITT if you haven't had a cock in your mouth
17 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36111534
Good. But I've had a mouth in my cock.
>>
>>36111549
breh, thats the whole point of a having a cock, to shove it in qts mouths kek
>>
File: 1469215483632.png (25KB, 609x749px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 609x749px
I feel so conflicted right now...