Lol, there are people on this board who don't floss their urethra. Have fun with your penis residue.
>>39549779
I floss mine, brah, after every piss I take. Keeps it clean as a whistle.
>>39549779
>>39549879
>not getting castrated
Have fun with semen inside you, Faggots.
>>39549879
that's fucking gross. you call that clean? this is clean.
>pic abso-fucking-lutely related, muh dick
How is this the logical conclusion?
how is what the logical conclusion to what
>>39549671
It isn't you'll die in your sleep tonight.
>>39550006
thank god, i want to die because not being original is a sin
Post em cause you know you love me.
>>39549666
Satanic get desu
i never could've imagined that this meme would evolve this much and last this long. i fucking love it
>>39549666
>satanic trips
>that pic
My sides are gone. This is easily the best Chad/Virgin one so far
>good luck lmao
Fucking caught me off guard
omg s0 true
sometimes i think charles manson posts on 4chan to try and start helter skelter
>>39549649
don't blame white boys for engaging in the most complex mating rituals for your sake
you know, sometimes I forget the state of humanity and then op reminds me.
Thank you op.
>just accidentally liked my crush's bikini photo from 11 months ago
She will cringe but deep down also feel it's a bit of a compliment.
You need to up your lurking game though.
>>39549637
At least its not from 11 years ago....
>looking at some random girls bikini photo from 11 months ago
>accidentally like it......at 3am
Would you ever go /Leonard hoffstedder/ and waifu a cute girl who's had tons of sexual experience with strangers and you've had barely any if any at all?
>tfw I got depressed looking this up on google
>>39549560
This image needs more jpg
>>39549560
Every single relationship I've been in, I've been the
Penny.
I'm a bloke, but I'm the drunken slag with a history of sex and drugs and alcohol in every relationship with a woman.
Fuck it though... that's pretty much been my whole philosophy.
She's the only vaguely real and therefore likeable character in the show tbth
So how's everyone doing tonight? Any plans for this evening?
>tfw getting high after the day is over as usual
>not sure how i want to spend my night though
>stillfeelsgoodjustboredman.jpg
>>39549536
Also, I'm listening to comfy as fuck Lofi radio
Four naan, Jeremy?
That's insane.
>>39549543
This. And nintendo games
fembot here you have been lied to about the BBC its just a meme you call this shit "big" ? look at it it looks tiny it looks so small in my boyfriends hand pathetic
HAHA niggers get BTFO'd
>>39549431
It looks like a burnt cheeto.
>>39549431
This is without a doubt one of the most vile pictures I have ever seen on the internet, and I've seen pretty much everything.
You Are Going To Make It
>a wild gotterdammerung appears
>Lost 100 pounds, down to 170 from 270
>People don't recoil in disgust at the sight of me
>Treat me like an actual human bean
>Girl at work says we're friends
>Another girl invited me to have lunch with her after work
>Trained two new people at work, one was a very cute girl
>Had absolutely no problem talking to her
>Both new trainees, as well as other less senior employees, treat me like I have authority, come to me for advice
There is really a world of difference between how people treat you when you're fat versus normal weight. It's incredible and little disgusting too.
>>39549860
yo what was your weight loss strategy, I'm at the no longer eating like a dumpster stage, what do
need to lose like 30lbs
>Eating Cap'n Crunch
>Bites inside of lip
>Canker sore
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS GET THESE HOLY FUCK I JUST WANTED FUCKING CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>39549375
The fucks a canker, isnt it about time for the uk to block 4chan?
buy a different cereal fucknugget
>>39549651
It's just the name for a sore on your lip. I've never had one but I hear they're uncomfortable.
>Hi, we're giving away free condoms to promote safe sex. How many would you like?
>haha is there a limit?
How often can you go in one night?
>>39549345
i dont use condoms because they feel like shit so none
Where do you fall on this list?
Satiate my curiosity.
>>39549312
I honestly can't tell if I'm attractive. If I had to pick I say I'm about a 5.
I dated hyper stacey in high school. That was it though, no one has hit on me since I was 16. Never got any attention from another girl.
>>39549312
well someone on /soc/ rated me 6 but another anon rated me a 9, so 7.5?
>>39549312
A lot of people have called me an 8 but according to this I'm a 6
What kinds of threads do you usually make? What kinds of threads do you usually post in?
>>39549308
I've only made three threads in total. Two of them were shitposting on /sci/ and one was a question about something computer related on /wsr/. I don't like making threads because I am too afraid of fucking something up or it just being completely retarded, mostly lurk. I always post in survey threads and the FRIDAY NIGHT threads on /v/. Other than that I just click in on whatever I find interesting or whatever makes my dick hard.
>>39549308
>What kinds of threads do you usually make?
Always >tfw ones
>What kinds of threads do you usually post in?
Cute and funny ones
Also me on the left
i don't make threads because i don't care what you think
i post in threads where i feel i can impose my will upon you
>tfw you are literally nosferatu
is anybody there? hello?
hey, can i bring some goth chicks to your castle to fuck them?
>>39549750
uhh... t-that would be o-okay. i would p-prefer if i d-didn't have to b-b-be in the r-r-room w-while you g-g-guys uuh... d-did uuhhhh... it
Why the fuck can't I live in la
>>39549270
thats like terachad country anon nobody eats if you are a 6/10 there youre like a 3/10
>>39549303
At least girls are a viable option there holy fuck
You can live there, just move. Fuck