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>>37691519
I've got a girl for you that's hotter than that

>i've got an afro fetish as well. But for white wimmin.

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>tfw on phase 2 of that image and not goin' any further

Anyway, just get real fuckin' confident, dude. Start lifting, grow a beard, anything to make you look like a manly ass man, then go apply for some shit wagecuck job like stocking at Walmart.

That's my plan.

no but this looks comfy

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Yes
I want to move to somewhere in the artic circle and never have to hear the sound of an air conditioner ever again.

>>37691386
Snow in Texas is like a black father. You can't miss something that only comes around once a year and half-asses it on those rare occasions.

Haha commit rape everyone!!!!

>>37691206
>tfw didn't catch on to youtube trends and become a millionaire by 18

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>>37691067
i have saved this onto my harddrive.

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>>37691021
You guys did remember to sell those premium rewards cards and have those feedback surveys filled out, right? Wouldn't want to disappoint Mr. Shekelstein, especially before he's finished his coffee.

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>>37691021
This and happy Monday to wagies.

>>37691021
Appropriate that you mention buckling. With a low-energy OP like that, you might want to take it easy. I would hate for the long stretches of inactivity and invariable muscle atrophy to rob you of your footing.
Incidentally, you DO know that NEETs work FAR harder for Mr. Sheklestein and his cause right?

>>37690961
its because she knows that you'll use her until you are able to get an attractive cool gf

so she doesnt wanna bother going through heartbreak

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>meet a homely chubby girl with pretty much the same interests as me
>go on a date with her
>mess it up
>never see her again

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>meet opposite gender who shares similar interests
>figure must meant to be simply because of shared interests
>build up hope
>have it shattered when common interests mean next to fuck all

differences are better than commonalities

>>37690960
No, I never go outside with just a t-shirt because I hate my stickman arms.

yes. going outdoors is the only thing that keeps me from offing myself, and me not having been in a non urban environment in six weeks is causing extreme stress and mental breakdown.

Was walking my dog and he slipped out of his collar. Normally if that happened he'd run away. But he must have known im having a shit week because he just stood still and let me put his collar back on him.

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There's no distinction in skill between solo queue and party stack in that game?

That's shit. What's the point then?

play a real mans game like a 1v1 and stop relying on other dipshits to carry you

csgo ranked is filled with hackers to the point that you probably get one every game.

Nice try russian mafia

>no bully
but that's the best part