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>tfw no furner bf
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>tfw nice, cute, and interesting bf
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>tfw no foreigner gf
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>>35157679
Wow, I am happy for you.
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Smashin mad puss with Rameesh right now, what yall doin?
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My homie Sanjay is gonna buy a subscription to a veddy veddy sexy porno website
Make sure to photoshop me into picture with sexy lady
We're partying tonight bros!
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planning how to kill muslims and make world better place to live in
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>tfw no domineering Russian gf to spit on you, slap you, stick her pussy in your face, and make you kiss her feet
http://theync.com/fight/humiliating-moment-for-shy-girl.htm
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sounds like polish, anon, maybe baltic or czech or some shit like that but definitely not russian. if you don't know anything about foreigners, don't ascribe one of the few random countries you know about to them for no reason
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>>35157607
I'm sorry, fampai. What about this girl? I'm pretty sure that's cyrillic in the background. I'd totally be her bitchboi.
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>>35157607
they are fucking english u rufus.
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>tfw too nice for women to like me
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I know those feels. I don't buy in to the "nice guy" shit but I'm scared to do anything else be nice to people, especially women (which is kind of boring so I don't blame them for not being interested in me) I get embarrassed in a group of people start bringing up sex topics. I tried to be lewd one time and everyone looked confused.
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>tfw too dumb and useless for women to use me
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>You wanna clean chad's cum off my tits?
Wat do?
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>>35157368
"No"
>proceed to leave
sage
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>>35157368
I have a couple questions
Why would a women say this?
Why does she want a man separate from the one she had sex with to clean her off?
Was I in the room she had sex in or did she somehow keep the cum there and went over to me, take her top off and then ask me to clean it off?
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>>35157368
Thanks for the pleasant image stacy, but at the moment I'm currently polishing my many anime figurines; which requires a tremendous amount of focus and mental dexterity.
If you could kindly refrain from texting this number unless it's an absolute emergency in the future, I would be very grateful.
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>spit all over hand
>let it dry
>take a big whiff
>smells like kraft singles
>erectoregano
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le fuck is wrong with you nigga?
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>>35157564
it's like a pheromone. I just can't help it, it all started with pillow drool.
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>be me
>going to gamestop
>6 miles away
>As an athletic guy, I decide to skate there on my ripstick
>turn on favorite jrock bands and leave
>hate going outside
>harems of girls ages 14-19 always swarm me when they see my trench coat
>3.14 miles into venture, 4 girls dressed entirely in Japanese Gothic lolita approach me
>"Anon senpai can we touch your trench coat and stroke your beard?"
>pretend I can't hear
>they don't know
>but I know
>continue skating to gamestop
>Naruto 7th opening blaring in my ear
>lolis in hot pursuit
>"anon-chan come back!"
>but it's too late
>I'm ripping the stick too fast
>Enter Gamestop, cowboy style
>Find and take Maid Warriors 2 to checkout
>Suddenly a clean shaven douchebag walks in wearing a T-shirt and jeans
>I know something's wrong
>Nobody can be dressed that well and not be a douche
>He pulls out a gun
>"THIS IS A STICK UP"
>The qt clerk screams
>Calmly finish checking out game, leaving the money on the counter
>"DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'RE BEING ROBBED" he screams while waving the gun behind my head
>I snicker before I expertly teleport behind him
>Astonished, he whirls around to face me
>Before he can pull the trigger, he meets my gaze, parylzing him with fear
>"yu-yurushte senpai"
>but it's too late
>I jump into the air and release a backwards round house kick directly into his jugular, disintegrating him instantly
>clerk is still cowering in fear
>stare directly at her
>call nimbus
>wink
>fly off into the sunset
What did you do today?
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>>35157303
I beat my record and jacked of 4 times today witch I find pretty impressive because I normally only jack of once a month.
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>>35157360
>4 times
>record
I think I masturbate less than your average man, and I think that's pretty fucking low. Unless you live with your girlfriend, that's kind of impressive
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holy FUCK
i just came SO FUCKING HARD HOLY FUCK
i upped my weights from 1hr daily to 2hr daily
changed from light cardio for 30 mins to heavy cardio (HIIT) for 10
went without fapping for 3 days (was hard as fuck)
The HIIT and extra weights resulted in a super test boost plus the nofap helped fuel me and keep my test high.
I've done prostate stimulation before and it felt amazing, but holy fucking shit.
Put a sharpie in my ass, went in and out while fapping very furiously for about 5 mins before I came.
Could literally feel it in my heart it was so intense.
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are you sure it wasn't just because of the nofap
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all this "test" shit but still a faggot, nice.
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>>35157332
have gone a week nofap and used prostate stim. felt amazing but not this good
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>tfw when your oneitis since grade school gets back with her abusive druggie ex boyfriend
>tfw he literally punched her and gave her a black eye
>tfw he stole $500 from her for drugs
>tfw he calls her a disgusting whore, skank, while in drug induced rages
>tfw she pays for all his food and drugs
>tfw she bangs him multiple times per day
>tfw when she never even kissed me
>tfw she justifies it with "I still love him"
Should I just end it senpai?
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>oneeitis from grade school
how do you guys manage to stay attracted to women that long?
I saw all my oneitises facebook profiles and I'm glad I never popped the question. Hideous aging.
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Yes end it. Forget her. Don't end yourself
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>>35157307
She was my first crush, then when my balls dropped became my first love. I've had other crushes but nothing can replace her.
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Hey anon, let's go to Venice Beach, what do?
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>>35157218
BREAKDANCE BEACH?!
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>>35157218
>that tanned skin
>not a supreme roastie trait
i bet her vagina is literally a gaping hole
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>>35157218
what do you mean "what do"?
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Gf just puked on my dick, what should I do robots
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Getting the fuck out of this board is a good start
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>>35157207
Leave this goddam board for starters
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Those chunks are part of the lining if her intestines. Let that sink in
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>in sexual encounter with 8.5/10
>hes pushing my head down
>suddenly remember the all american dinner i had with my family two hours earlier
>thar she blows
>carrot chunks all over
>didnt feel a thing when it came out
>close eyes and open them
>IT SMELLS GOOD LORD
>run to bathroom
help me robots
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>>35157135
Those are not carrot chunks
Its the lining from your intestine
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>>35157176
fuck should i go to a doctor
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>>35157189
No, it's not really a bad thing, it just looks like carrot chunks but it's not
Who /badteeth/ here?
I'll probably be in dentures within five years if they don't kill me first.
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Reminded me I need to floss, thanks OP
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>>35157063
Just brush your teeth in the morning and before you sleep you faggot
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Trump and Elliot are in front of you with their cocks out. You must take one in the ass and the other in the mouth. You can refuse, but they'll be sexually frustrated, and they'll rape Pence. He may not survive. What will you do?
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Impossible. Pence would electrocute them both inadvertently for being faggots
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>>35157059
Trump has +6 (Red Pyramid class) to Rape and can rape anything, including a tarrasque. I checked the stats, it's no-go.
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Who else /crushed under the weight of expectations/ here?
>first generation college student
>graduate
>working on a master's degree
>married
>miserable, barely sliding through days with a thin veneer of professionalism and faux happiness
>catch myself reminiscing about the days when I had a dead-end, no-responsibility job as a dishwasher
>no one counting on me
>no pressure
>can't quit now without letting down everyone I know
What the hell? Wasn't this supposed to be the dream?
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>>35156978
>married
STEP AWAY FROM YOUR KEYBOARD AND TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKING NORMIE,
FIXIN TO SNAP.
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>>35157525
It's not all it's cracked up to be, anon
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>>35156978
in a marriage with children
is an enviable place to be
as long as the society you're in
isn't poo poo pee pee