I feel like most of you faggots own a shirt like this
>>39435996
>buys retarded Teeshirt
> Thinks "Gee, I wonder if /r9k/ thinks this shirt is kewl"
> posts shitty "haha this shirt is so faggy, right guise?" thread
Just wear the damn shirt and stfu
>>39435996
>I feel like most of you faggots own a shirt like this
>owning shirts
no, but I have one with "you die if you work" on it
/r9k/ - the living proof that you don't need to be in prison in order to become prison gay
>>39435988
>nose ring
When will people stop doing this? Why is this shit making a comeback?
there are many kinds of prisons my friend
i wonder which cell you have chosen as your own
>>39435988
Wtf is this thing and its fucked up habitat?
Name a better debut album. I'll wait...
Turn on the Bright Lights
The Doors
The Sound of Revenge
When was the last time you got your car washed?
>>39435960
I live in Washington state and let the rain wash my car
>>39435960
Washed one car earlier today. The other one needs to be washed but I'm too busy working on it to bother right now
27 never owned or drove a car.
>tfw played and enjoyed all the forza games
Why are you boys so stupid?
>I just wanna get laid
>ew not her! She's ugly!
>ugh! Women lower your standards! Stop going for Chad!!! Reee!
>>39435873
Dude I tried talking with literally the ugliest chick at the party (fat, smelly AND most importantly drunker than I was), and she just ignored me and went to her group of Stacies to make fun of me. How lower can I go?
>>39435873
>a real nigga
>is some king of Latino abomination
>>39436110
That's why you don't chat girls up when their friends are around. Girls will sabotage each other and they try to make you feel ashamed of liking guys who aren't perfect.
>be dramatic little bitch
>only friends are on discord
>leave all my groups to see if anyone notices or cares
>no one does
>>39435738
i have friends on discord and i do the same exact shit
I made a lot of "friends" on telegram and when I deleted my account to see if they'd notice... They did. However what I understood was that they weren't my friends in *any* sense. They were nothing but normies making fun of my feels.
>>39435822
Sometimes I go on retarded autistic chimpouts so they're probably just sick of me.
Who /usingdrugs/ here?
I keep coming back here to talk when I'm crashing from Adderall. Honestly I don't think this is the best outlet for it, but I can't find a better place. Hopefully I can refrain from making so many of these threads I end up annoying people. But enough about me.
What are you guys on? Addicted? Dependent? Just posting here while you're high for funsies?
I hate aderral, it turns me into a social retard when I'm coming down but at the same time makes me super talkative, not to mention it turns me into a dicklet but makes me kinda horny
MDMA Acid and Ket turned me normie I've never been happier after my first MDMA drop even Come down was good
>>39435727
mdma my fav and weed, but I went to jail on a possession charge and my life is garbage now
the state has ruined my life far worse than drugs ever could
How does one save money?
Just buy physical copies of Nintendo games and then sell them in ten or fifteen years for three or four times what you paid.
1. Acquire money.
2. Don't spend it.
3. ????
>>39435622
But how do I stop myself from spending it on stupid shit?
If the world was going to end in 8 years or sooner - take your pick - Big meteor, Abrupt Climate Change, Big volcano, Alien Invasion
Would you like to know it was coming or would you rather be oblivious?
Do you think governments would want you to know?
>>39435525
Everyone knowing would cause total chaos and will be comfy to watch society crumble.
>>39435525
>take your pick
alien invasion, I've always wanted to know if there's life out there so it would be pretty ideal
>Would you like to know it was coming or would you rather be oblivious?
fuck no knowing exactly how much time you got left until a horrible death would be so surreal and awful
I'd probably kill myself beforehand
>Do you think governments would want you to know?
is this even a question
>>39435597
>alien invasion where everyone knows it's coming
just fucking imagine
Lets all get along in Successful September Edition
DING DING 9
Resolve the previously contradictory conditions of dream and reality into an absolute reality, a super-reality
>>39435459
eptember success centre
Step up and roll the dice
>1-3 shit September
>4-6 standard September
>7-9 super September
>0 stupendously splendid September
>dubs sexy september
>have 12 hours of free time every day
>still haven't accomplished anything
how do chads do so much with LESS time?
>>39435419
networking
the chads voltron up
and then when they separate each takes full credit for the accomplishment
>99 minutes
Maybe its because youre retarded
>>39435585
This is the kind of thing a 4'18" manlet would say.
>tfw no innernet franz for comfy d2 on pc
>tfw everybody will be sprinting nonstop and doing l33t yt strats
>tfw forever matching with randoms
>tfw forever not comfy
you can make some friends anon!
>>39435353
Buy me a pc that can run it on the highest setting and you will have someone to play with
>>39435353
I'd play with you but I'm getting it on ps4
Would the Pizza Man be more insulted if I didn't tip or if I tipped him all in quarters?
I didn't check if I had cash before I ordered online and now all I have is 3 dollars in quarters.
Would I seem like a sperg if I handed him 12 quarters as a tip?
Yeah because you are a fag
>>39435201
just say "yo dude i hate to do this" them laugh
or cry
>>39435221
Which?
Also, I'm not gay
Well Its been a year since college
I still dont know how to make friends in an environment where I have 40 hour work weeks
You're supposed to have a wife by now and start a family and only see your friends on rare occasions
>>39435200
This, you were also supposed to make all your friends for life in college
>>39435182
I'm in college, and I have no idea how to make friends.
I tried to get myself into a D&D group, but I really don't want to disrupt their games.
How would you react if your family/friends/peers sat you down in a room and started doing a powerpoint presentation on every single 4chan post you made? How would your friends/family/peers react? I would probably slit my neck with my pocket knife once they got to my responses to trap threads. Better dying than seeing their faces.
So many posts, it would be like a full semester course.
I'd enjoy lecturing them about all of it.
>>39435159
Same, I told some pretty dark secrets on chans and I made some very nasty comments, posting anonymously brings out the worse in people. I'd probably cut ties with all of them.
>>39435159
desu I'd probably find a way to stop the presentation or an hero a quarter of the way through my time on /pol/. I could probably handle talking about my posts on /pol/, but I know the /lgbt/ posting and general trap/gay posting is just around the corner from that point. I don't need to feel the massive wave of disappointment, which I would never be able to recover from, after they read all the posts about my life and how strangers on the internet agreed with my thoughts that I'm a repressing tranny in denial.