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>>34331379

Quit playing in the late teens I think, last game I bought was Grim Fandango for PC and Ico for ps2. I'm hoping to save up enough money to retire early and life off the interests, then I'm gonna get a little cottage and some land in the middle of nowhere, shut myself in there for a few years and catch up with all vidya.

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>>34331556
Bitch please video games are the only thing keeping me from murder sucide.

I haven't grown out of them, but my tastes have changed. I started out liking FPS, then I went to RPGs, strategy, anything with a bit of complexity but not autism-tier, now I prefer autism-tier engineering/management games like Children of a Dead Earth, Factorio, Rimworld, etc.

Probably fuck it up somehow.

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I honestly don't expect to find true love.

Even being able to find some roastie who will settle for me seems like a stretch.

>>34331338

pretty much this

vryorriginalcomment

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getting an early start on the beta bucks hunt I see

>I can be super silly as well!
:3 uwu anon rawr hehe im so random and silly hihi such im a silly goose

>>34331252
Because the girls atop responding on Tinder as soon as I try to meet them. Why did they even swipe right? What are they doing?

a lot of us didnt go to parties it doesnt mean that youre a piece of shit. tho youre probably one since youre here.

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>tfw you literally share a board with teenagers
>tfw most of these kids are probably younger than what they say to avoid getting banned

>>34331168

Try and fuck her friends.

>>34331162
I seen this episode of Twilight Zone...guy got everything he wanted as much as he wanted when he wanted...it got boring ...nothing excited him anymore ...he was trapped with pleasure slowly becoming a curse...like a frog in a pot.....slowly turning up the heat without you realizing ..until its too late....

.... This is what hell is.
God doesn't send people there to punish them. The gates of hell are locked from the inside, meaning, those who accept God into their life and want to be close to him get to be close to him.
If you live your life trying to get away from god he grants your wish and sends you away from him which is hell. Since god is in the good hell is naught but the bad, and gluttons eat shit all day.

>>34331352
Except Christians believe that hell is an eternal torture festival that never ends

>>34331147
Maybe you can afford to get an escorttrap with all the shekels you're making from shilling this shit.

>>34331147
I'll never have a butt. Fuck you. Go die.

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>>34331147
B-but desu that's, that's so lewd. If it will make you happy desu-kun, then I g-guess you can lick my butt. Weirdo

Did you get a job or something that is very time consuming and routine? That will eat your life.

Same. The good part is over, OP, I hope you made it count.
I know I didn't.

>>34331025
Don't feel bad man be 39 in a few months where's 2 decades gone

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>>34331005
this is regular female behavior, she wants to be your friend but have it be like borderline dating the whole time. flirt back and play the game with her, its pretty fun to walk the line of whether you are cucking her boyfriend or not

>>34331056
I'm not sure what are you suggesting here, anon. Should I keep acting the exactly same I was but keep a healthy distance?

>>34331005

She's keeping you around as a backup plan in case things with her boyfriend go south

Congrats, you're someone's second choice

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>>34330877
>mfw my 18th birthday was celebrated with out me
>they blew out my cake without me
>they sang "happy birthday you miserable cunt" up to my bedroom while i was in bed
>tfw i said multiple times i didn't want anything done for me turning 18

At least you don't spend it alone.

My parents FORCED a 21st bday party for me despite me telling them not to do anything.

Easily the cringiest night of my life. It was nearly 9 years ago and I still get extremely real fresh cringe by just thinking about it for a second.

I made it obvious that I was completely uncomfortable with the whole situation and made people feel awkward as possible. Then one of my Stacey cousins had a fight with another Stacey that was there and that distracted everyone from me so that was pretty good, was able to quietly roll out at that point and go to my comfy room.

Shoot the dog

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>>34330833

Roll that beautiful bean footage

I;m thinking about thos Beans

come original

Go ahead buddy. We've got nothing but time here.

i'm lurking, go ahead op

Ok Im drunk So give me a minute and excuse mistakes

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>>34330830
Tfw that's me.
Wew I didnt think I was worth making a thread over.
Wazzap op

>>34330990
It's pretty rare to hear a girl likes feet and I remembered seeing a thread a few days previously where a girl said she wanted pictures of guys feet so you sorta stood out to me.

Wanna talk somewhere else?
[email protected]

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>>34331145
Wait wait wait.
Is pic related your post?...

I would say nothing personel babe but I like 2d

Yeah, what now indeed? I would have no idea what to do.

Good thing I'll never have this problem! Haha.

probably worry too much about fucking it up, worry about her breaking up or cheating on me, worry about being a good bf, about how she perceives me, about how to make sure she never leaves me...

>>34330816
sounds like you're a fat fucking disgusting faggot who deserved it for being a sperg during the adult swim hour

>>34330816
>So i shoved my face into someones ass and then complained about having someones ass near my face
Autism++;

>>34330816
you feel for the ole coy yet evasive latina brap attack
hopefully you have learned

>>34330808
>Be Turkish
>Be skinny and have job
>Still a hopeless virgin
It's just Chad with brown skin.

>be white european superman
>dry up aryan pussy like a biblical plague
>hang around immigrants
>now literally swimming in pussy
>make the mistake of hitting on a russian black belt
>multiple cracked ribs
>universalhealthcare.jpg
>get gonorrhea from a one night stand
>universalhealthcare.jpg
>accidentally impregnate favourite somali qt
>not a feminazi and literally wants to get married
>state literally wants to do everything to make life easier
>everyone thinks im a good and caring guy for saying yes
>get to fuck qt immigrant wife lots
I love immigration...except Russians.

>be no gf ubermensch
>go to uni
>Asian, Arab and nigger girls all thristy for it. Even had a couple of nigresses hit me up out of nowhere
>can't even get a second look from even a mediocre white girl
Life is suffering