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Why aren't you studyin with a female classmate right Now? I am and it feels good to have platonic bob sexual communication with the opposite sex!!!
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>>39652985
why are you guy's talking about bob?
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>>39652985
because there are literally 0 girls in computer science at my university
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>>39652985
>Studying with a semen demon
>not being lonely wizard, fueld by his retention of semen
>studying a subject with females in it
This board is ded, fuck you asshole.
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Hi r9k Floridafag here. Power just went off, and already feel naked without electricity
Keep me company until my phone dies pls
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>>39652981
Did you fill up the bathtub with water? Better do that quick because they will shut off your water at some point and you need to be able to flush the toilet.
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>>39653060
Yeah we got it filled
Also set up the icebox with gallon blocks of ice, already have a pork shoulder ready to grill tomorrow when the weather hopefully clears up
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>>39652981
Did you stock up on liquor?
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Warum glaubst du, dass du eine Freundin verdienst, Anon?
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Glaub' Ich gar nicht, baka..
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>>39652950
I don't, Asukaposter, I don't anymore.
Maybe at one point I thought I did, but I have come to realize that I was just kidding myself.
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>>39652950
Sorry, I took spanish in school. If I knew about Asuka maybe I would have gone for german
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When did you grow out of metal music?
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>>39652768
26 hasnt happened yet
That teen drama character reminds me an awful lot of matt drake
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but what else would you listen to besides metal, rap?
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I haven't, but I did donate the long hair to charity since maintaining it was becoming a hassle.
Who else virgin because you don't want to have sex with unattractive women?
I'm not extremely ugly but i'm ugly enough that any female that finds me attractive is either as ugly as me or uglier, both are unfuckable.
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>>39652724
>Who else virgin because you don't want to have sex with unattractive women?
And attractive women don't want uggos like you, so either die virgin or start playing in your league
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Yeah, that's why youre a virgin...
you're probably gay.
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>>39652882
>if you don't like ugly or fat women you must be gay
fuck off roastie
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Here lets make a playlist together robots
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Burial - Untrue
Oreeeeeeginal
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>>39652723
Here ya go you kind sir anymore
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>>39652723
Sorry shit i forgot the pic
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So you finally got that job champ, next up let's trying talking to some girls. Don't worry about it There's nothing to it, all you have to do is just find some pretty girl, walk up to her, introduce yourself and ask her she would like to go on a date with you. Just tell her about that new job you got and she'll be impressed you're hardworking responsible man. We'll go to the bookstore champ, lots of nice pretty girls can found there.
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I won't take a no for an answer, you go there and talk to her until she accepts to go on a date with you.
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>>39652669
D-d-do I give her a handshake?
Do girls like firm ones too?
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>>39652798
Thanks dad. I took her on a date to the handicapped capper and gave her 30 for her dealer. Now let's go get Five Guys.
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How do we stop the hookup culture?
I can't fall in love with a qt knowing that she already had hundreds of dicks in her mouth before.
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We can start by banning "ideal partner" threads with contact info from r9k.
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Is it really possible to stop this?
We broke down culture and values for the sake of liberation, how are you going to convince people that these so called liberties are actually bad for them?
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>>39652648
Its better like this tho for robots even more.
you dont have to worry about taking her out, buying her gifts or knowing her friends.
even if you found a perfect woman to fall in love with eventually that love would vanish leaving you with just a lot of problems and tasks.
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>MFW i've found a big tiddy goth GF into anime thats an 8/10
Later cuck lords im outta here
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>>39652644
For the love of god WHERE
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>>39652644
Godspeed anon
Godspeed
You make us proud
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>>39652644
don't lower your defenses too much for any woman in today's world, anon.
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Barbara Palvin appreciation thread 2017-09-10 07:58:46 Post No.39652615
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Barbara Palvin appreciation thread
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How come some (definitely not all) robots would prefer a non-existent dimensionally-deficient waifu instead of a Babs Palvin? Seems kind of contradictory and desu detrimental to our species as human beings.
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>>39652615
I worship this goddess.
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>>39652615
>dimensionally-deficient
My waifu exists in 5 dimensions. It's your roastie who is deficient.
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>>39652858
Yeah, well I have some webms of Babs Palvin that show off her spectacular beauty in three spatial dimensions + time.
Your waifu occupies some unexplored imaginary hyperdimensional space that you imagined and nobody else have ever seen.
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If I had 100 Million I could take over the world 2017-09-10 07:56:27 Post No.39652565
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If I had 100 Million I could take over the world
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100 million is enough to become powerful enough to take over the world esp behind the scenes.
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>100 million is enough to become powerful enough to take over the world esp behind the scenes.
lol no
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>>39652565
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GENUINELY BELIEVING 100M IS A LOT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BELIEVING MONEY = POWER
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NAIVELY OPTIMISTIC PEASANT DETECTED OR TROLL
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>>39652565
With 100 million I would start a foundation to support services to put NEET kids on NEETbux. I would probably give a decent amount of that away to support expansion of mental disorders that qualify for disability and reducing the barriers to getting paid disability, like fewer documentation visits for example which are hard because it eliminates a lot of shutins.
>>39652616
I could spend generations changing real people's lives with that money, anon.
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Time ago a robot made a thread about how he went to a doctor cause his dick was pretty much dead for extreme masturbation over the course of years. It seems like a really nice thread but unfortunaly I never got the chance to see it (bookmarked it and got busy till it 404), now since I got the same issue (been masturbating at least 5 times a day on average since before I could actually produce cum) and iam 26 wanna begin my healing process.
Ideally the same anon is around here and notices my thread, how is your treatment going? What are the meds and instructions your following? Any other anon with a similar problem is welcome to share experience and info. Reason don't go to see a professional myself is poverty & around here most doctor are either crooks or incompetents or both. Help a fellow robot out (still virgin btw because of said problem even with hookers I haven't managed to get my dick wet and I'm sick of it) share your knowledge and spread good info
>pic unrelated
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>>39652557
Bump because my dick is sort of dead. In my case I think healthier diet and exercise would do a lot though. Probably have some heart probs underway and some beetus.
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I'm thinking about getting a male masturbator thingy so I can practice not using my hand and stop using death grip. That's all I can think of
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Your dick can't break from jacking off.
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Hello, friends. Anyone else plan on shooting up their schools anytime soon? You know, for the L.O.L.s and all that
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Nice try FBI, but I'm not falling for that twice.
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Come on guys, the year just started. How can anyone hate you already?
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>>39652871
I know right? It's not like there's an organization out there cross referencing your internet activity with a threat potential matrix and acting in advance to prevent criminal occurrences from happening. That's just silly XD
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How do I learn to make friends? 2017-09-10 07:51:49 Post No.39652461
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How do I learn to make friends?
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>go to uni for a second time in a different city
> Everybody already has new friends by the first week
>You're still alone
What am I missing that everybody else has? Is there something wrong with me? I feel like I'm fucking retarded but everybody's too nice to say anything.
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>>39652461
I dunno. I caved in and joined a Facebook group about anime because I'm tired of being asocial and only browsing 4chan. It honestly hasn't been too bad. It's a small-ish closed group so there's very little shitposting memes and people who aren't in the group can't see what I post. Try to join some local campus groups on fb or something, it's where all the normals organize events and talk to each other.
Now that I think about it, I guess it's obvious, but my only advice is that if you want to meet other people you have to join the spaces they're interacting in and seek them out.
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>>39652461
Post your Discord/Steam! n.n
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>>39652461
You need to be cool and go up and talk to other cool people. You're an anime posting fag so it's probably hopeless
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retarded things you've done with girls 2017-09-10 07:49:51 Post No.39652405
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retarded things you've done with girls
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>be me, high school
>walking down the hallway after a test
>my hand brushes the hottest girl in the school's, she keeps contact for longer than necessary
>see her turn and smile widely at me (she was always friendly with me for some reason) out of the corner of my eye
>I decide it was an awkward accident and she wants to forget about it
>stare straight ahead for 5 seconds until she gives up and actually storms ahead
I could have talked to this 10/10 who actually liked me, if I hadn't been retarded. Anyone else have this experience?
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>Black girl bullied and harassed me into a relationship, made a huge scene if I didn't accept saying I was racist and bigoted and sexist and all other things for not wanting her, she even alluded to me "owing" it to her for white actions towards blacks through history
I'm so pathetic I accepted.
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>>39652405
You did the right thing.
>>39652621
You did the wrong thing.
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>>39652621
di-did she rape you?