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>tfw no chubby gf
Fuck!!!
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>chubby gf
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>tfw no bf to appreciate my chubbiness
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>>37184725
pls post a pic u chubby qt
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>class presentation on tuesday
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>take online class
>get assigned a group project
I want to murder this professor
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>>37183574
class presentations are really easy as long as you are competent enough to make good looking slides
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>>37183574
>that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach
>Be me
>18 years old, bisexu-fag
>whole family thinks I'm straight
>dating a 14-year-old tranny on the internet
>fucking hates herself
>I try telling her she's amazing, but she think's I'm lying
>I'm afraid she's gonna join that fucking huge statistic of trans suicides
>meanwhile my mom is a fucking hardcore conservative Christian
>yells at my brother for being gay
>her whole side of the family is like this
how am I gonna explain this to them
how am I gonna be able to stop my girlfriend from offing herself
(also I'm not posting this on /lgbt/ because I know how homos are about bi's)
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>>37183379
>"""""girl"""""friend
Thanx for the hearty kek, friend.
I suggest you tell """""her""""" to kys and promptly kys urself.
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>>37183379
>herself
>her
>she's
>she
>she's
>girlfriend
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Sorry anon, but that thing you're communicating with on the internet? It's not a girl.
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>what? are you virgin? omg thats so cute!! look, nobody is at my home, come with me anon!
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>>37183378
dude shes like 17
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My favorite pornstar is abigaile Johnson
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>>37183395
Lmao nice baito
Ori and the original posts.
Probably gonna an hero tonight because of a girl so im gonna greentext my entire experience with her. After that AMA and then i'll kill myself after this thread archives.
>Be me
>Friend (We'll call him N) takes a picture of me without my knowing and sends it to girl (We'll call her S)
>Girl immediately asks for my name
>She follows me on instagram
>She asks my friend for my snapchat and eventually he gives it to her
>I figure out she's a stacy in her early stages
>Never kissed anyone before
>I have but I lied and said I didn't because I actually really like this girl and don't want to seem like some fuck boy chad
>We start talking more and more
>Original friend says she only likes my eyes when I asked him if she likes me
>She thinks I don't like her
>So she starts talking with my friend (We'll call him D)instead
>I figure she doesn't like me because she's talking to my friend instead
>Oh well
>It doesn't work out between them because D lacks social skills
>Me and S continue talking
>On facetime one night and I ask her if she likes me
>She says yes
>Holyshitwtf.jpg
>Next day I ask her out
>She says yes
>We date
>I confess to her that I have actually kissed 4 girls before
>She's fucking devastated
>Her friend (A) Tells me she cried
>I convince her to stay with me
>She does
>Fast forward a couple weeks
>I'm talking with a group a friend and they ask me how far i've gotten with her
>Typical guy shit
>I tell them 2nd is the farthest but I love her so I don't really mind
>Her gay friend (E) apparently overhears this
>Tells her
>Leaves out the part where I said I love her ofc
>She is so fucking upset
>I talk to her and tell her that I love her and beg her to stay
>She does
>She finds out I have a drinking problem
>I promise to her i'll quit
>I don't
>She finds out and is understandably furious at me
>We break up
>I convince her to stay once again
>She does
>Her ex (J) tells her that i've been flirting with a close female friend
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>I wasn't we were just talking
>S believes me
>Fucking J does it again but this time GF has a hard time trusting me
>She asks her friend who was there this time
>"I think he was flirting but he doesn't really do it"
>I guess that works
>She believes me and stays
>This was about 4 days ago
>Last night
>Had too much to drink and was pretty damn drunk
>Horny as fuck but gf is asleep
>Ask close female friend for an ass pic
>Immediately regret what I said and tell her im so sorry please disregard what I said
>She's understanding
>I feel immense guilt and shame
>I confess to gf what I did about an hour ago over the phone
>"Its fine"
>"Not surprising"
>I end the call after I said bye I love you
>New text from Babygirl
>Just don't talk to me
>Actually
>Don't talk to me ever
>I'm fucking devastated bawling my eyes out
>I'm begging her to stay and trying with all my fucking might to make her stay
>I'm basically her bitch at this point
>No M, what you did is unforgivable. I really thought you fucking cared I guess I was wrong
>I'm devastated crying like a bitch
>New text from S about 30 seconds ago
>"Who did you ask"
>I tell her
>"Okay"
>I told her I dont even feel anything towards her. I don't find her attractive. I was just idk
>"Alright"
I'm pretty sure it's over for good robots. So AMA. I lost my happiness and the only girl i'll ever love
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What's true love like anon?
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How old are you faggot? Twelve? Falling for the gf meme is the most retarded thing any man can ever do. You should have known that the whore was going to fuck you over eventually; I don't feel sorry for you, because you have been warned time and time again. Besides that, killing yourself over a woman is absolutely pathetic. Grow some balls you sniveling cunt
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Men now need more than just money to be 'marriageable' 2017-05-21 11:18:22 Post No.37182522
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Men now need more than just money to be 'marriageable'
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>work hard to have a steady well paying job
>think you're ready for a wife
Ummm try again sweetie.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/17/economists-men-now-need-more-than-just-money-to-be-marriageable.html
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>>37182522
I don't have a job or money though
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but they go and publish an article about this and then the next day say that men are to blame for declining birth rates and tearing apart at the fabric of society when this article states very clearly that female standards have skyrocketed
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>>37182522
God, who would want to spend even a second around the insufferable cunts in OP's pic.
Hello, 4Chan.
The picture of this young man is Matthew Joyce, my son. And in the past few days, he has vanished. I can't find him, nor can the police.
I know that 4Chan isn't the best place to go searching for information, but at this point, I'm desperate.
I hope that you could help me find my son, with your technological things that you use to find objects and other stuff. He was last seen near Suburban St. New Cumberland, WV 26047, Canada
Yours truly,
-Robert Joyce
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i really hope you find him.
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>>37182669
thank you for the support.
sorry not trying to spam.
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>>37182710
I'm not one of the smart members who are good at this, but I should tell you that you should add another thread if this one hits the bump limit. Good luck, Robert.
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>"- So then I said, 'Only two days? How could someone live like that?'"
>*steps off the stage to roaring laughter & applause*
>Oh, hello wagie. Looks like your time is almost up!
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>>37182392
What do you neets plan on doing when your parents die?
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Jokes on you.
Your life is already one.
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might actually start getting popcorn for these threads, hopefully the ragie wagies will be here soon
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How do I tell this girl I've been talking to and playing with online that I don't want to be friends with her? We never met irl but she sent me pics of her face I never sent one of me. She's kinda clingy and she loves me and I did too at first but now I'm not liking it. She wants me to play with me every time I get on. I just want to end it with her. Should I tell here that I'm ganna kill myself so she can stop bothering me?
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why? im a vagina and im scared i might be too clingy. what dont you like about her? how do i know when a guy has had enough of me?
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Just block her. No need to tell her you don't want to be friends
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>>37182273
is she good looking at least?
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Why do girl (female) feet turn me on so much?
Everybody likes tits and ass but why does my brain throw feet in there too?
I guess feet thread. I've been fapping to this vid since I first saw it on here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yorDCwB0IN8
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>>37182213
>why does my brain throw feet in there too?
Because you're broken. Now go fap and stop subjecting us to this garbage.
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>>37182213
I feel like it has to do with the fact that they're often covered up like ones private areas. It's not uncommon for girls to be showing everthing except their tits, ass and feet during the summer. Also a persons feet are kind of a personal area because they are so sensitive and it's just kind of weird for somebody to be touching them anyways.
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>teen sister let's the dog lick her feet
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Has anyone given you opinion on your penis? What did they said?
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>>37182084
They urge me to see a doctor.
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when I was 17 I was going to get my dick sucked by a girl at a party, when she unzipped me she busted out laughing (I'm 1.5 inches soft and 4 inches hard) and went and told all her friends I had a baby dick.
after that I never tried to get with a woman again. turned to food and gained 100 pounds. its been 14 years since then and still a virgin with no self esteem. I live alone and hope I die of a heart attack in my sleep
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>>37182084
Only one girl has had my dick to herself.
She told me she loved it and that is was perfect all the time when we were together. After she dumped me we still hung out a few times and had sex every time. First time she said she "had missed my dick so much" in a sexed up voicd after I whipped it out before blowing me. Second time that she "thought she could go without it but had been wrong". Third time that I was "so long".
That is all the feed back I have about my dick, pretty positive although it does not seem special to me at all.
I just got pic related and I plan on using it properly the first time. I plan on edging for a day or two then get drunk, so I last longer, and download a 30 minute 1080p 60fps porno. I will warm up the bucci in warm water, turn off the lights, use some candles and copy the stroke of the benis in the porn. How close do these feel to the real thing?
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>>37181893
Why not just hire a escort for 20$ and feel the real thing
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>>37181956
>wanting to lose your virginity to use goods
no thanks
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>>37181999
>wanting to lose your virginity to plastic goods
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What's embarrassing stuff you've bought?
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I am King Weeb, bow down before me
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>>37181621
that's kinda rad tho
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plushes and dakimakura of my waifu. Also have a bunch of figs of her too.
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Times you've attempted being a normie 2017-05-21 10:23:34 Post No.37181414
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Times you've attempted being a normie
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>be me
>be last night
>get home and sit around thinking it's going to be another boring night
>decide to get up the courage to actually go to a club by myself for once
>head downtown to a nice nightclub my friend told me about awhile back
>dressed to the clubs dress code
>walk all the way there worried normies would make fun of me under their breathe
>finally get to line of club
>get in easy peasy
>accidently try to walk past admission counter
>the people stop me and tell me its $15 bucks
>tell me they only take cash and point me to atm
>get money from atm
>finally get inside where the bar is
>get about 3 drinks in me
>just chilling bobbing to the music
>suddenly slowly walk towards the dance floor
>really getting into it
>a few stacies come over and start dancing near me
>kind of not into it at first but I try to dance near them
>after a few minutes something amazing happens
>as I'm dancing some guy dancing beside me taps me on the shoulder and points to this girl just shaking her ass in my direction
>mytimehascome.jpg
>mozy on over and start trying grind on her
>still to beta to make complete contact, but we end up grinding a little bit
>doesn't move away and even when her friend tries to move her away from me she still turns towards me
>still too beta to talk and she ends up leaving before I actually get the courage to ask for her number
still had fun and might make up for it next time I go. any other robots have any stories?
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>club
>robot
Find the flaw.
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>>37181916
Well we cant all be permabots.
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>>37181414
going to clubs alone was right around the time my life spiralled into going from a slightly awkward normie into a complete loser by all standards
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Post God Tier robot music ITT 2017-05-21 10:17:36 Post No.37181307
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Post God Tier robot music ITT
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https://youtu.be/sUp32oaXcII
I've been consumed by post rock lately. You don't hear the lyrics to this kind of music, you feel them in a place you thought was dead. Good stuff.
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https://youtu.be/35Lv8J1VMog
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>>37181307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPwvcXCphdg
90's midwest emo is my cathartic music personally.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-uNg86JcE
Sums me up to be honest