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>>37901955
>he has the virgin speech
lol
I don't even know if that's a thing honestly

>>37901955
What's not to fucking understand? Your friend inspected the tightness of your butthole and concluded that it was in fact a virgin ass.

>>37901955
No, it's just easy for smart/cynical/nihilistic people to easily identify traits of certain people just by looking. It's true of certain warmhearted and happy individuals, but those are normalfags.

>>37901944
crawling (linkin park) midi version

>>37901944
linkin park - numb

>>37901984
no, it's numb.

>>37901938
post feets and i'll send you $5

>>37901938

Go to bins behind supermarkets and get the stuff they throw out because it's past its sell by but not expiry date. Some of it's really good shit.

>>37901996
this. I always go at 10pm to get the sushi packets they throw out every night. They make them fresh every day in the store and throw out the sealed packets in the dumpster every night. They're always sealed so even if some shit like oil or grease was dumped, the sushi is safe.

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No, but I would like super powers like Mystique

>>37901865
I do but I'm pretty sure I'm a closet tranny.

>>37901865
No, not really. It really doesn't interest me.

>>37901879
It depends on the strength of their character, or if they even know what that is.

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>>37901879
Noting he's objectively superior

Nothing. They are superior in every way.
Same with rich people.
The idea that we're all somehow equal and have a positive trait to compensate for every flaw is nonsense.

Yes, shitting habits can be acquired.

>>37901811
Your bowel will likely want to evacuate when your body is under stress. Scared, nervous, angry, whatever.

Wishing they could still sage your shit thread at 1:25 AM

NEET is women's natural state. Don't think just because they are you can't expect them to be ok with you being it as well, your role is to be Chad and make six figures.

>>37901771
Either skelly or kinda chubby. Ghosts you after a while due to mental issues, insecurity and/or social anxiety. Probably into yaoi.

>>37901753
Live for this great album by Modest Mouse! https://youtu.be/7lQ4e9qLOTI

>>37901753
Just because they're not FOR you doesn't mean you can't take them anyway.

>>37901753
There's a lot of things in the world though, anon.

i'm hopeless but i'll find you, don't worry

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> How you feel?
numb, dissociated
> Do you smoke?
yes, about to fire up some live resin
> What are you doing?
listening to music
> What you think about life?
try to make the best of it while it lasts
> How you cope with loneliness?
escapism

>>37901750
>How you feel?
I feel alright. My tooth kind of hurts a little. I should really schedule that dentist appoint I've been thinking about.
> Do you smoke
No, but I used to. Tfw can't handle the weed anxiety anymore.
> What are you doing?
Shitposting and listening to radiohead until I feel sleepy enough to pass out
> What you think about life?
It's okay. I've been making a lot of changes lately. Got back I to college, started lifting, buying new clothes that don't look like shit, taking care of my overall appearance. We're all gonna make it lads
> How you cope with loneliness?
Anime, videogames, movies, dank memes, and lots of shitposting

>>37901750
He said! He said he would smoke the weed!
And then he would cruise along and drift away like he was freed

Smeerk ther bowl

Why does someone's opinion on sweatpants matter more than your opinion on sweat pants?

get fashionable ones

>not getting running pants or track pants
Don't make this mistake again op

>>37901898
>get fashionable ones
I don't know anything about fashion. What do fashionable sweat pants look like?

>>37901928
I don't know what either of those are.

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Tell us about the love spells

>>37901895
I'll do the rituals tomorrow and inform you guys Monday if anything happens.

>>37901913
I'm still collecting different ones. So far, the Chaos Magic Sigil and some ritual where you put her name in a jar of honey and some other stuff are what I'm going with. I plan to do at least five, maybe more, just to try to get one that works(implying this isn't all schizophrenic bullshit), if not have a more massive effect.

I do have some faith in "magic" though. My father and his friend, when they were much younger, claim to have preformed a ritual that would kill their neighbor. The following day, the guy died of a heart attack. His friend ended up becoming a devout Christian afterwards. My father blames his cancer, that nearly killed him, on the ritual. Hopefully a love spell won't have such a blow back effect though.

>>37901614
It's getting harder to find anyone who isn't either pro or anti-white here. But most at least aren't full fledged white supremacists

Nope. Don't believe the internet hate machine.

>>37901614
If you ever came here there wouldn't be anything to worry about from the every day people you encounter. There are always sketchy people, but I strongly believe it's mostly online and if you stay in safe normal areas you would have no problem.
I work and go to school in a predominantly white area and I never hear people casually talking about race wars or racism. Most are very liberal in my area and would fight and defend you from anyone who tried to attack you because of your race.

>>37901673
Post a pic of the thong you were wearing or be exposed as a liar.

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>>37901673
Why were you twerking in a thong? Were you at your house? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>37901673
>*grab*

>POP!