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>>36005975
What's the best way to start? Want to but don't want to buy shit to do it. I got p. lucky and got left with a bit more foreskin than I should have

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Who /extremely circumcised/ here?

I know it isn't a problem for the true robots on this board me but the majority of women hate uncut penises because of the shit that inevitably gets stuck there and the aesthetic of the penis is ruined.

>>36005954
It's satire we dont hate women

we love them

>>36005954
>1. We have to go through the pain of childbirth and child bearing.

stopped reading here, not even joking

>1. We have to go through the pain of childbirth and child bearing.

For the most part, pragmatically speaking, that is a decision you make. A lot of women choose not to have kids.

>2. We bleed out of our vaginas once a month and have to lug around annoying pads/tampons.

Sorry. There isn't anything inherent to being male that's comparable to that, so I'll give you that one.

>3. We have to work harder than men to get positions we want for jobs because we dont get taken seriously.

Most men don't have positions they want either.

>4. We have to wear makeup otherwise we get made fun of for being ugly.

For what it's worth, I know a lot of women who rarely wear makeup.

>5. The government doesnt cover prices for tampons and makeup even though theyre necessities for women.

Makeup is not a necessity.

>6. We have to deal with icky cat callers on the streets

Not exclusive to females.

>7. We cant dress how we like because we might get looked at wrong

Not exclusive to females.

>8. We have to be home by a certain time because its dangerous to walk alone at night

Not exclusive to females. Also IIRC, males are statistically more likely to become victims of violent crime.

So far out of ALL your points, the only one that has real relevance is the whole menstruation thing.

yes because you made a thread about it

have a ba-na-na

>>36005969
To be honest. I never come here but I find your board culture fascinating. The oversaturation of bitterness here is palpable.

What is wrong with being a normie? Is there a strict definition?

>>36005855
>white, brown or black
>smart
>clever
>athletic
>rather not type out the rest sorry

>>36006234
>brown

What Indian guy gets laid?

>Smart

Since when has a guy getting 90% on his exams ever got him sex?

>Athletic

Nope you can be scrawny as fuck and as long as you're tall/white/handsome women don't care.

>>36005855
>autism free
there is the archilles heel

>>36005823
that profile is fake as fuck

girls don't have self-awareness

>>36005923
If a girl was that straightforward and self aware I'd marry her in a heartbeat desu senpai.

>>36005923
A woman who is that ugly is basically forced to take the redpill, no amount of UR A BEUTIFUL PERSON OMG ULL FINED THE RIGHT GUY SOMEDAY :-DDD!!!!!! is going to trick her into thinking she's not an objective 1/10.

>>36005805
welcome to my living hell

what the fuck am i supposed to do if nobody here will even talk to me. i guess everyone here really is just larping about having actual problems in their lives

>>36005830
I actually thought the thread I made would be successful and invoke conversation...
I guess the only way I'll ever get my (You)'s is by making bait threads.

>>36005805
I too hate it when people take things that I say in response to a Yes/No question and relay the information to another person as if I voiced these opinions on my own accord.

>nearest anon lives in the most bogan-ass suburb in the country
fug

>>36005772
Please respond anons, I need your attention to keep going.

>>36005772
>Or has lunch with us at least

>>36005861
>bogan

So this is for that ausfag tranny circlejerk discord?

>>36005746
I honestly know that feel, pre 2010 were the best years of my life. Maybe we'll get something similar again anon, don't give up.

I agree

things kinda started to go to shit steadily around 2011-2012

i concur

the 2010s are made of fail and aids

>>36005741
>tfw NEET and want to die anyway

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>>36005741
>>36005842

>when you realize the only choice you have is exactly how badly you want to kill yourself

Being a NEET is only depressing if you had higher aspirations for yourself. Acceptance that you are simply a dud leads to comfy NEETdom.

Now I'm the type to say bless you because that people will look down on me if I don't. You cannot fucking win.

>>36005691

t-thank you, shinka...

>>36005735
You always win with a "gesundheit"

>>36005654
Cough while buying it. But not too much.

>>36005826
came here to post this tbhh

>>36005654
No one ever stares at me when i frequently buy this shit.
Must be a (you) problem

Just report her to her parents, lol. Tell them their daughter is a prostitute.

>>36005623
MODS MODS MODS

gtfo you underage faggot

>>36005623

Wow $7?

You could call the cops and report her for underaged prostitution.

What shitty country is this that she needs $7 so much?

Dang again?

Gotta love being psychoanalyzed by ppl you will never meet.

no Im just a faggot, maybe a tad manipulative.

>>36005834
People you never meet shouldn't really be better than no people should it?

I have to explain things.

I can't comprehend enough to try.

I want to pee on the floor and lie acrossthe room from it on the floor like an animal

I cant speak.
I cant live.

I stoppd wanting to.
I can't find some profound way to explain.
I cant explain at all.

>>36005614
A shotgun always helps

>>36005614
tea, soda. post more of bebe

>>36005614
You have built a tolerance, stop using it for a few months, perhaps get in shape in the mean time. You have to cycle stimulants, also, you might want to switch to caffeine pills, they are stronger and you know how much you are taking, cheaper too, and no calories.

>>36005610
Just remember: it never works...

>>36005610
Shes probably fucking chad right now dude

>>36005836
/thread

Third post best post.