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>post a thread on reddit asking for serious advice
>someone posts a passive aggressive meme comment and it gets 150 upvotes

FUCK THIS FUCKING SITE HOLY SHIT JUST DIE
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>post a thread on reddit
why would you ever do that.
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>>36900735
kek link it dude
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Maybe you were a little bitch. Males are not suppose to be little bitches.

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>"ahhhh somebody help!! he's following me!! AHHHHH!"
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Ya because your fat ass won't go to the side and let me ride past, it's a fucking public trail hoe.
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>>36900731
>if you lock eyes with him, it's already too late for you
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Dispose of her corpse in the green river as homage to Gary Ridgeway

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SOY UN PERDEDOR, IM A LOSER BABY
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>>36900722
SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME

PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME SERIOUSLY
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>>36900722
Soy un ganador, fuck you
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>>36900722
SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME?

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>ex left me four months ago
>haven't had sex since
>horny as fuck every single day
>fapping just doesn't cut it, all I can think of is eating pussy and twisting tits
>wet dreams becoming far more frequent, even had a lucid experience in one

Is this how a man goes mad, /r9k/?

What's the longest you've gone without sex?

>HARD MODE: No virgins
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>>36900591
It's been a year and a half. I'm back to my old virginal routines of fapping 3+ times daily to increasingly degenerate shit. I feel like I might as well have never lost my virginity.
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>>36900624
Sheeiiiit. I'd be afraid of falling back into that. Do you worry about how you'll perform next time you do have sex?
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>>36900674
Between the increasingly complex and strange fetishes I've developed and the lack of novelty with actual irl sex, absolutely.

can any anons post rare jeffs? i have a growing collection and need more
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please send more jeffs

here is one for you anon
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>>36900679
THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON :^D
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post your jeffs

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I got the job. I did orientation with another girl who also got it. We became friends and got to know each other today. I only have $20 to my name and spent it on a 12pack. Things are coming up. CHEERS robots! it's getting better!
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bump. Any other robots having a good day?
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>My brothers aren't happy for me

I don't want to be a normie
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What job? What'cha doing?

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what do you think your fate is gonna be, anon?
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>>36900489
Eventual death with no significant other.
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>>36900489
I really hope it's that I work up the balls to end my own life but I know it's more likely to be suffering until homelessness and death
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>>36900489
living a long life; truly a fate worse than death

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>What's wrong, anon?
>You seem so sad all the time.
>Are you depressed? Do you want to talk about it?

What if they were right, /r9k/? Could it have been so obvious to everyone except you? What if you had accepted their help when you had the chance? They were reaching out, why didn't you reach back?
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>>36900456
>Eeew, he's so kreepy rite?!
>I'm afraid he'll shoot this place up soon!
>I don't want to be around him, he's giving off bad vibes!
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>>36900456
Even if you truly are depressed then "talking about it" with those people does not help. They might have the intention to try to make you feel better, but it's only a short-term impulse and not a long term commitment. To help with depression you need something more long term and stable. A single conversation does not work. Talking about it like this is more likely to cause a rift between you and them than help you.

Now let's say you get the standard conversation where they might or might not convince you to go see a psychiatrist or psychologist. This still doesn't often help. You spend a lot of time, money, and effort to do what they say and most of the time it still will not help you. A psychiatrist often spends YEARS trying different drugs with you to find one that helps.
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>>36900456
This kind of thinking is a fantasy. Most people don't care and if someone asks they are simply following social protocol and doing your a courtesy, but ultimately no one cares about guys like us.

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>back in February
>well into second semester
>worried I won't pass this semester
>constantly worrying about it and my future
>don't want to drop out
>feel depressed, anxious, and stressed like never before
>semester goes on
>come to realize how much I hate this place
>also how I can't survive like this in a social environment
>staying for another three years would bring permanent damage to my mental health
>realize I have no chance at passing my chemistry class
>say fuck it
>decide on dropping out after the semester ends
>let my chem grade drop
>stop studying
>had third exam today
>didn't even answer some of the big questions
>come out of the room involuntarily laughing, either because of how hard I failed, or because this was the point of no return
>only two weeks left of my time in education
>not worried about my future anymore, whatever happens happens
>family has no idea I want to drop out
>dropping out is the only option now

Is this the right way of thinking about this? I still don't know why I couldn't stop laughing when I was leaving the lecture hall.
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>>36900428
>college
>ever
at least you snapped out of it but you still probably payed out the ass to be a good goy
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>>36900428
Ever experienced any kind of trauma? I've involuntarily laughed like that during situations that were similar to traumatic experiences I went through when I was younger.
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>>36900473
>higher education is a jewish conspiracy

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Listen to this every day for a week if you don't think people can develop gender dysphoria from fetish garbage:

https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/2017/02/bambi-bimbodoll-conditioning.html
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>>36900393
Hypnosis only works if you want it to work. I could listen to that a hundred times and it probably wouldn't have any effect.
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>>36900393
you are born with gender dysphoria
you dont fucking develop it over time
fucking kill yourself you degenerate fucking faggot
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>>36900393
>Listen to this every day for a week if you don't think people can develop gender dysphoria from fetish garbage:
>https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/2017/02/bambi-bimbodoll-conditioning.html
What the fuck is this lol

Even as someone very interested in transitioning I think this is fucking garbage

What's with the tone lmao

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Are job interviews a conspiracy for normies to weed out and reject potentially good workers because they have poor social skills?
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That's exactly it anon, you have to fit in with their corporate culture
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Nah, it's just evolution working its way. You are falling under the tracks of natural selection. Stop resisting and it'll be easier.
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>>36900370
You are not actually a good worker without those social skills, or what are collectively known as "soft skills."

Rate my sister /r9k/

No lewd comments
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She is a very nice-looking young woman.
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>>36900364
I think you may be on the wrong board for this.
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>>36900364

>Can't tell if white or not/10

I don't know if I would do lewd shit to her desu.
If she's white she's probably a bitch who'd call me creepy for breathing to much for her liking.
If she isn't she might actually be nice.

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Shes uploading a nearly 10 minute long yandere gf simulator tommorow...
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>>36900329
Looks like a boy in a wig desu
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>>36900362
Nooo s-shes a girl
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>>36900329
who is that? i like yandere shit

>Hi anon. I wan help on this math assignment. Can you do? I hear you are smart
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No I won't do your assignment, that's unethical.
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>Asian
>Needing math help
Don't do it anon it's a trick, everyone is going to laugh at you
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well whats the assignment?

You want to know the real, unvarnished, black pill truth? Prime teen pussy was the ONLY thing that mattered in life, and you failed. Your positiin in the high school social hierarchy determines mannerism, personality factors, and the like which you carry to the grave - these subtly, instinctively signal those around you how you should be treated, often without their awareness. qIncels face massive discrimination not just socially but in jobs, housing, even healthcare. Your success in other areas of life can be DIRECTLY correlated to your sexual success in your early teenage years. Until that time you are mostly shapes by your parents, but that is when you begin to interact with your peers and determine your own identity. You have a brief window - not even your whole teenage years, for most people 2 or 3 years somewhere between 13 and 17 years of age - during which your own actions and decisions, and in particular those relating to social and sexual life, can actually influence the course of your existence. The rest of your life, not just sexually but economically, is almost totally, and largely irrevocably, determined by traits which are shaped by your sexual success during this brief time period. Graduate a virgin, and you will most likely die a virgin - and homeless and penniless, too.
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>>36900223
Are rhinos /ourguys/?
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too long stopped reading after the first line
I had sex a couple of times in high school and fucked a 17yr old at 25
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Really? The only thing in life that matters is teen pussy?

That's the most childest thing I've ever read on r9k, and how sad it is.

There are greater joys in the world.

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