fuck
>year 2032
>forced by AI to be happy 24/7
>browsing 833chan
>normalfags have invaded the 833rd one
>wait for a week
>834chan is released
>have to buy dlc to even get in
>when i do, its already invaded
>mfw
I just posted a message, stating that I want to kms, in the chat of my orchestra. 50+ people now think I'm a fucking.
The thing is I didn't want to kill myself before but now I truly want to.
Pic related
>>38435753
add "lol jkkk :DD" and you are fine
>>38435849
Did it. Feel like more of a fucking retard
>>38435994
you are a mongoloid, but nothing is giong to happend because of it idiot. Now relax normies makes suicide jokes alot too.
Why have there been so many pics from ifunny here lately?
Have you ever done something, forgot it and did it again later?
Your genetics aren't your fault, robot. Stop loathing yourself for them. I love you.
>>38435703
>he thinks epigenetics aren't a thing
robots have nobody to blame for their life but themselves
>>38436264
We're not in control of our parents/environment
The deed is done
I did it for the meme
bumb ori
>only friend is unironically a weeb nigger who only talks to me because I let him gameshare on weebstation
> i have to put people down because i have made nothing of my life so i have to bring them down to my level.
>>38435505
Weeb niggers are usually pretty cool.
>>38435602
He just got fired from his job for not showing up on time
> drop out of high school
> just got my GED
> enjoying the NEET life this whole year
> just got a text message
> my mom got me a good job offer somehow out of the blue
Does anyone else dress like a sissy slut then masturbate to themselves?
Feminine benis or GTFO
origasmi
>>38435414
No
oregano orgasm
>>38435455tjreogbirjtgirjtorijrtohrkjr
What are girls masturbatory fantasies like? I mean, not specific fetishes; is it thoroughly thought out scenarios, or just a specific sexual act without any context? Or even just a single picture of someone or something in your head?
>>38435384
it's as varied as male fantasies
on average they're thinking about Prince Charming; the perfect one
girls + daddy issues = get me the FUCK out of here
you can only choose one, but pick wisely. there are only 3 options
>>38435362
Gays and Asians are far less dangerous and unpredictable compared to nogs, and gays are also significantly rarer.
Watermelonium helmet>Stick>bbq sword
they call me the street sweeper
My room smells like dick.
Yeah, i slept naked, and you???
No, I feel cold quickly.
>like to fap in the bathroom
>I like to finish on the bottom of my feet so I can walk around on the floor and make sploshing noises
>usually have another fap when the sploshing gets me horny again
>however due to previous splashing that day I slip and fall face first on a pool of cum I didn't even see was there (white tiles)
>it just turned me on even more
Console me
>>38435195
I mean you get off to that shit OP im not here to be your psychologist just do it more lul
So originally this story happened last week. Unknown suspects shoot up gender reveal party, people die, mom loses baby. Motives unknown
http://www.whio.com/news/local/name-released-woman-fatally-shot-gender-reveal-party-suspects-motives-sought/gxr5Bm3h2or6iHtt4c4BnL/
Then this week it's found out she wasn't pregnant.
http://www.whio.com/news/crime--law/police-say-colerain-mass-shooting-victim-lied-about-being-pregnant/l6rgMOD637CJ1mRmXPpmLN/
Theories and thoughts robots? If you google her you can find a vid of her getting beat by her black ex in 2014. Not sure if that matters though.
>>38435123
She probably wanted more attention and empathy.
huh, I guess it's easier to say the police announce this correction than saying the newspaper fucked up by printing it
ITT: every day robot struggles
>making a phone call to customer service
>have to script it out beforehand so I don't sound deranged