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>easier to get autismbux than to get a job
I WANT BE A WAGE KEK!!! Why does it have be so hard just to get an unskilled job?
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In which magical land do you live that you can get govt money so easily?

I'm at the airport with my bags packed and just need to know what to put on my one way ticket.

Kthx
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>>35037555
>Why does it have be so hard just to get an unskilled job?
It literally isn't. I'm able to get a minimum wage job any time. It takes like a week. You either live somewhere where there's no jobs (pop < 50,000) or you're just not trying. Even in a small town it's not hard to find work. They have way more under the table jobs. But even legit jobs aren't hard to find if you're a half decent human being who isn't drooling all over himself and is afraid to break a sweat or get up early.

There's a lot of truth the the fact that the Western world is being colonized by 3rd world street-shitters who have no respect for our laws, culture or the continuity of our society, but there's also a lot of truth to the accusation that Westerners are lazy, unmotivated, and apathetic to the point of nihilism. You're contributing to the downfall of our people just like the jihadis and the cultural marxists and the jews are. But it's your own people for God's sake. Have some decency and take responsibility for the burden of being and persist. The foreigners are out competing you. Why? Spend the next two hours on a resume instead of 4chan.
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What kind of job can I get that will fit a socially inept retard? I just wanna do my tasks and not be bothered by customers

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Oh.. my god!!! You guys are so p-pathetic ugh you're all so gross and fat and i bet you smell like horseshit because you haven't showered in weeks!!! ewwwwww!!!
Get a job you worthless bastard, who would even want to be with you??!!! It's not even that hard to get a job just go outside and stop being so gross and take care of your body and hygiene!!! Wtf is wrong with you people!!! Plus you're all into traps? Isn't that gay anon-san?? Wouldn't you rather touch this pussy and my tits!! I don't understand you!!!!!!!
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>>35037535
No I like traps. I don't like women we can be friends though that's about it.
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>>35037563
H-haha!!! That's pretty gay, tho not even traps would like YOU!
HAHA
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>>35037535
>Why do jobless neets exist?

Good question. What kind of society do we live in that would reduce someone to such an existence and allow it.

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all right time for a story

>be me
>just turned 18
>live with dads ex wife, complicated situation
>her name is ann
>mother addicted to drugs
>father died when I was 15
>wake up one morning
>strike up convo with ann
>"morning, do you work today?"
>silence.
>ask again
>"yep."
>very obvious that shes upset with something I've done
>she immediately starts yelling
>not just about one thing but everything
>this is not uncommon
>she starts screaming about how much she hates me and starts venting really hard
>decide its best to leave
>pack my things, besides my desktop and some clothes
>friends family takes me in for the time being
>I leave for the Air Force in a couple months
>not really stressed just kinda sad that I cant go home

Feels thread? I'm here to listen for you guys
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>all right

what a fuckin nerd
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>>35037403
>go on 4chan after a break
>fail at the captcha a dozen times
>go to /g/ and learn asian moot removed my legacy text captcha
You have no idea how mad this makes me. I do hope you like the Air Force OP.

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>tfw permanent rosy cheeks
>it's not a problem as I'd much rather be cute than manly

feels good man
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>>35037289
I have rosacea too but it makes me even more ugly
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>>35037333
checked
just become a qt anon, then you can use your powers for good
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>>35037289
>tfw permanent red cheeks
>tfw hideous permanent hereditary eczema covering my whole face
>tfw still constantly get acne and cysts. plenty of scars on my face from them.
>no medications have ever helped to do anything beyond slightly improving it for short period of time

im so jealous of 99% of other people who have not hideous skin. kill me pete

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We know more women ATTEMPT suicide but fail (attention whoring), and more men actually complete suicide.

There needs to be more gender equality in this area. How do we get more women to kill themselves?
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when sexbots because a thing they will start offing themselves more and more because they will realize men do not need them at all
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sexbots now!

origainio

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Survey
>Age
20
>Country
Croatia
>Financial state
Not that good i live in a 3 room apartment my room has like 3 meters to walk back and fourth and that s it
My parents make like 800 euros a month minus what the bank takes for the apartment the bills etc..
>Just thinking all the times to sell drugs and not give a fuck
Wat do ?
Why did croatia turn into such a shithole ??
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>Financial state
>My parents make like 800 euros a month
And you are making shit am i right? Find a job you fuck, it's not that bad here. With money, there are endless oportunities you improve your life. Some sport maybe? Traveling...If you earn like 3500 - 4000 kuna, you can travel like 2-3 times a year somewhere and enjoy yourself.
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>age
19
>cunt
Potato
>financial state
on welfare
>Just thinking all the times to sell drugs and not give a fuck
I don't have any drugs to sell

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People cough when they walk past me.
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>>35037140
What did they mean by thes?
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People cross the street when I'm walking down the sidewalk

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My father has a Master's in business administration and a Ph.D in statistics, and has amassed many millions of dollars. So, why is it then, that I do not have similar cognitive functions to him? The most I can do as far as mathematics go is multiply double digits numbers in my head. Otherwise, I lack talent, natural or otherwise.
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Your mother is probably really stupid.

Why is it that guys always think that the intelligence of their wife doesn't factor in when it comes to the intelligence of their progeny?
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>>35037128

You probably did have the potential to be as smart as him, but never fulfilled it due to laziness or distractions (internet, vidya).
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>>35037128
They say brains are passed on through the mother
So you got your mum's brain

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Right, that's it. I've had enough of you twats.

I'm going to go into my local Tesco and fart after not sitting for a week.

This is what you all shall receive as punishment since I haven't got the gf(female) I DESERVE
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>>35036923
nobody answered my thread
I feel your pain bruh
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sup dude
sitting here stoned af

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This is the type of women who call themselves fembots and forever alone. They are fat monsters who demand tall and rich male models.
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Am I the only one who puts "confidence" way, way, way near the bottom of traits I'd care about in a partner?

It's just not something I think or care that much about. Kindness is way more important than confidence.

I would rather be with an insecure but kind woman than a confident but cruel one.
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Notice that they praise themselves, calling themselves "plus sized princes." And at the same time say they refuse poor, short and FAT men.
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>>35036931
You place confidence above kindness because youre a loser who lacks confidence yourself

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I see you're back, little pervert. Back to suck on more of my farts. Worshipping my ass, spreading my cheeks wide so I can fart right into your little nose. Mmmmmmm, well get ready, because I have lots of rips for you to come. mmmm get that nose right up between my asscheeks, get that nose right on top of my asshole..........

pffffft

Right there, get that nose right in that fucking ass. Gonna bend over.......

>pfffooooooffft

ohhhh yea. mhhhhm ohhhhhh ooooooohhhhmmm GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FART BITCH

>BRRRRRRTTTT

mmmmmm inhale that fart. breathe in nice and deeply. get down here GET DOWN HERE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. I want you crawling towards my fucking ass, crawling on your hands and knees for my delicious gas.

>rrrruuuuurrrrrp

Come on in closer, right there......

>rrrrriiiiiiiiiip!

PUT THAT FUCKING NOSE RIGHT ON THAT TIGHT LITTL ASS, RIGHT HERE< PUT THAT NOSE RIGHT HERE FAAAAAART OH YEA SMELL THAT OH YEA LICK THT ASS FART RIGHT ON THAT TONGUE.....

>POOOOOOT

MMMMM COME HERE I"M NOT DONE WITH YOU WORSHIP THAT LITTLE ASS COME HERE BITCH COME HERE

>doot, doooooot

COME OVER HERE COME CRAWL ON YOUR HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES STIK UR TONGUE OUT AND LICK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE, LICK THAT NICE AND CLEAN, MMMM.

>pfooooouuuuuth

What type of perverted little loser likes to watch hot women fart, hmmm? You like to sniff my fucking asshole? Lick it clean little fartbitch? You like it if I fart on your cock? Fart all over your little fucking cock and shove it in my tight little asshole?

>BRAAAAAAAAP*

OH YEA COME HERE AND GET THESE LAST FUCKING FARTS, COME HERE! Right there......

>Brrppfphpufhfphttddddddddd

I want you to jerk your fucking cock, jerk your dick to those farts coming out of my ass mmmmm stroke that fucking cock for me, I got one more big fart for you then I want you to cum, are you ready? stroke that cock, here we go bitch

>BRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLP
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BRAAAAAAAAAAP poster at it again

end yourself
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Fuck why can a qt girl spread her cheeks and force me to tongue her butthole

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>be super horny
>search visceratio

this board made me gay!! fuck you moot for inventing this!!
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>>35036729

>falling for the faggot agenda

serves you right, you dick muncher
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>>35036729
She looks ugly as hell anon. How can you like this?

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what temps do you vape at?

how many drags you take? sometime I feel like I'm doing it wrong
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>>35036705
are you using the pax?
I have a black Pax V2, shit is pretty cool
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>pax
>not davinci iq
lmao, low iq cuck detected
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>>35037035
I do like the one feature that cools the vapor off before it reaches the mouthpiece. thanks for turning me on to it

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>2017
>stiII putting ketchup in the fridge
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>There are people IN THIS THREAD who unironically watch anime
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>that tfw when no qt3.14pi gf

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We should tax robots.
It's smart, it's smart on second thought. Stockholder pays!
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Are you referring to Mr. Gates brilliant suggestion?
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>>35036604
I just heard it on the news. And studyied macro/microeconomics.

CNCB at second: Economic
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>taxing automation
ah, the circular logic of capitalism
truly, for them, death is a blessing

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