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>>37155423
>he doesn't have Snapchat

Instagram has practically all of their primary features now anyway.

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>>37155423

>>he doesn't have Snapchat

Fuk u, guys who have "Snapchat" are only using it 2 git noodz. If he doesn't do that shit, then he's loyal, bich

>>37155423
Fuck conservatism and traditional gender roles, but refugees are dangerous and not making your wife sign a prenup is even more dangerous. 90% of dicorces are initiated by women. Really makes you think.

Someone is really desperate and it's not me!

>>37155283
>Start posting
posting what

>>>/soc/
they made a board for your kind

currently stretching my frenulum as I can't comfortably retract my foreskin when erect

>>37155241
Is it uncomfortable when you wank?

Percocet, molly, percocet

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>>37154954
This is going to be an ebin haircut.

>>37154954
I just got 3 days ago and i don't wanna get another one.

Yes please mr. neet.
I like to have 3 haircuts a day to keep my hair at a perfect length.

Thanks for starting this. I have nothing of interest to contribute, but Im up for chatting if anyone else is feeling down.

>>37154739
Very nice of you to start the thread, Facet.

>>37154831
How have you been dealing with the urges lately?

>>37154734
I've talked to a lot of people it seems like everyone just wants the conversation to end.
They never ask questions, they never continue the conversation.
I feel like I'm just talking to myself at that point.

>>37154734
Feel the same. Sometimes I think that i'm not even talking to people, just interrogating them. How could someone keep a normal conversation?

>>37154776
>>37154798
It really sucks. You would think they would at least pretend to give a shit out of politeness. But apparently we are not even worthy of that.

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>>37154722
>henry cavendish

just check him out, biggest robot in XVIII century

Franz Kafka
>worked as a lawyer by day
>wrote depressing literature at night
>didn't want anyone to read it
>his friend betrayed him and published his stories

>>37155895
This. Also Nietzsche. Nietzsche is the ultimate robot.

Dragon maid has been popular this year watch that it's really good 10/10

Neon genesis Evangelion is a classic highly recommend pirating HD version. 8/10

Nichijou and dash koukousei no nichijou are great for having laughs. Both 10/10. Seitokai yakuindomo. 7.5/10

K-on is a good slice of life 7/10

Clannad 10/10 if you want to cry eyeballs out will make anyone who isn't a sociopath cry and the toughest a guys a bitch, great nice touch of life very heart warming and crushing at the same time, to a lesser extent but just as good, amaama to inazuma 9/10, torodora 7/10

The melancholy of Haruhi 6/10, non non biyori 7/10, chuunibyou demo koi shitai 8/10, lucky star 5/10 (this one tends to be popular wasn't really my thing) , slices of life that are decent

Accel world is one my first ones I watched pretty cool 7.5/10

Just watch what you like, I prefer slice of life comedy but heartwarming is good too.

>>37154992
Thanks anon, appreciate the recommendations. I'm going to check these out.

It's very easy when you have that attitude, because you can and should just watch absolutely everything. Every title you hear, you should write down or add to an anime tracker, and then watch. Eventually, you will start figuring out what kind of shows you actually like, once you've seen at least 70-80 in total, you can eventually start focusing on exhausting the genres you like.

You can start with everything the guy above mentioned, though I wouldn't recommend taking anyone's opinions on specific shows too much to heart, especially shitholes like MAL. What I did was just browse /a/, and the shows I saw mentioned often I added to a plan to watch-list.

>>37154578

Some parts of the US have very low costs, and you can live well there without needing much money.

I've been researching this, since I have been considering moving out of the high wage / high cost SF bay area, and retiring to a place where a mere $70k or so a year generated by my investments would allow me to live a very comfortable life.

70k a year is the golden number

>>37154666
I collect easy money from social security. I'll happily live off my government benefits. I don't have to work a day in my life, enjoy slave labor.

Anyone serious care to explain why workers like wasting their life for money?

>Be 19
>No gf
>Got cucked by all my gfs in the past
>No college
>Too stupid for video games
>Too much social anxiety

Omg you are me.

I can't play sports either because something is wrong with me. I can't even do basic running. I can't get along with normal and poplular people.

I can't play video games either and like every other guy does and it just separates us. I can't get along with outcast.

I'm not smart either so I can't get along with nerds. They just make fun of how stupid I am.

>>37154460
>I can't even do basic running
it's called being fat

>>37154135
surprisingly common,

>tfw literally inside a ONS
>she pants ugh, stop, stop,
>take a pause and ask her what's wrong
>is taken out of the moment and asks why I stopped

bitches are crazy

>>37154207
>ONS
what's this?

>>37154207
Holy fuck all these chicks are crazy rape victims

>>37154110
God deliberately inflicts suffering on people in the New Testament a lot of times. There must be reasoning behind it

Well it's simple really.
There is no god.

>>37154198
There is a God. Why even post that?

Shit you don't even need to drink, I mean it helps to approach girls, but you could even stay sober and get a drunk girl to kiss you.

>>37154053

I could never bring myself to drink socially, too much anxiety. Don't think I could even go to a bar with friends either.

I used to drink alone at home a lot, but beer tastes like piss in a can and the last time I had rum I threw up violently at 3AM - so I don't drink anymore.

Plus I think dating/relationships are a waste of time and money as well.

>>37154053
Another thing: just being friends with a girl and they'll force a hug on you.

>>37154237
I was like you once. What you gotta do is drink a glass or two before you meet people. That's what I always do before meeting new people.

Don't be a fag, it's not going to lead anywhere positive ... except for HIV positive.

>>37153789
I'm starting down this road! It's exciting! Like I want to mess around with cute boys and traps and maybe get a bf to snuggle with for a while. But ultimately I want a wife and kids

>>37153789
I already had a trap phase when I was 19, I've been with 5 women and can say they are all just inflated egoists. Being brats, you only have to talk down to them like a child, not mean, but relegating them to the stature of a child. The woman must recognize the mercy of masculinity.

>>37153485
Coming off desperate as fuck like this is only going to push chicks away. Stop.

>>37153576
>he doesn't realize these threads are memes

Political Beliefs/Ideology: apolitical, non-voter
What you're doing this summer: moving across the country for no discernible reason
Age: 22
Dick Size: 5" long, don't know width.
Favorite Anime: I only like films, not TV so I would say Akira
Favorite Manga: never read one
Weight: 175 lbs
Height: 6'4"
Fetish: no real fetish
Favorite video game: CSS is all I play
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Budweiser or PBR
How often do you drink? Every day
Mental illness: don't believe in memetal illness but have been accused of schizoid, autism, sociopathy, etc. doubt it
Favorite sport: none
What country do you live in: US
Do you smoke? Only cigarettes
Drugs? Coke, shrooms, lsd, open to many others. I do not smoke weed