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>Chad making you laugh
>pee yourself
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>>35207764
>omg anon stop ur so funny i peed :(
kill yourself
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>>35207804
I completely emptied my bladder, I had to go home.
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>>35207764
>chad starts talking to you
>face immediately flushes red with blood
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I'm finally committing suicide in the next 20 minutes.
My co-workers were talking about all the sex they had in their life.
One of them who is around 30 years old, admitted to having sex with at least 500 women.
during the conversation they told me that 100% of people get laid by high school, and they never met someone who hasn't gotten laid by the time they were 18.
I'm sick of this :( I been crying for 10 years now about this issue, I'm gonna kill myself now.
For all the virgins who are wondering if their life will get better, just realize for some people it really doesn't.
10 years I been waiting for things to get better, and trying my best and I'm in the same spot I was since the beginning.
It was not worth hanging on for this long.
Bye.
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>>35207635
Bang a prostitute.
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>>35207635
Sex really isn't a big deal
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>>35207635
at least rape some slut first.
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>"he doesn't have a license!"
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Fair enough. If you're too autistic to learn how to drive, you have more important things to worry about than women.
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>>35207632
I have a permit >:(
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>>35207632
I have a learners permit which is considered a license actually
Does being attracted to 13-17 year old girls make you a pedophile?
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It makes you a healthy heterosexual male.
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I think 13-14 year olds are borderline and there's a stronger argument there but you're a disingenuous liar if you can't admit that after 15 it's completely normal to find a girl physically attractive.
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>>35207706
Hi Pedos
Origami
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>the electrician saw the cum dimension
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>lawn mexican found the homemade shit centrifuge
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>archdioceses found the diarrhea diaries
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>>35207523
Wtf r thos
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Rate these tits please. 5 years post boob job, from 32A to 32DDD.
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Rabbit is that you?
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>>35207184
gonna need more angles/gif
nice rack tho A+
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Solid B. Areolas are kinda too puffy.
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Post a picture of your Oneitis.
>met in sophomore year of college
>haven't spoken since
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>>35207157
she's cute desu, why don't you talk to her though? how long has it been?
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Oregianalio seasoning powder
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>>35207157
She's taken miles of 10 foot cock and you know it. Any roastie that looks that good is guaranteed to have fucked hundreds of people.
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MENTAL ILLNESS THREAD 2017-03-01 04:11:04 Post No.35207102
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Post in this thread if you've been officially diagnosed with mental illness. Post diagnosis, meds, treatment, therapy, how you deal with things on a day to day basis.
Me: bipolar
Meds: Prozac, xanax, ambien
treatment: psychoanalysis with a Shrink one hour a weel
day to day the prozac calms me and doesn't let me get manic. it also helps with panic attacks. and of course the xanax cures that. the ambien cures my lifelong insomnia that is a symptom and cause of my illness
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>Diagnosis: Schizoaffective
>Meds: Abilify and Seroquel
>Treatment: Antipsychotics and psychotherapy once a week
God, getting on antispychotics was like coming down from a really bad trip. I saw everything with such clarity. I felt like I was reflecting on a really bad, drunken night, the morning after.
Voices went away. That was the big one
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I hear voices. Officially diagnosed: Psychosis.
Olanzapine makes the voices quieter
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Schizophrenia
Meds: olanzapine, ability
I stopped taking the meds because it would interfere with the lsd
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What is the coolest word you know? 2017-03-01 03:53:01 Post No.35206813
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What is the coolest word you know?
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The coolest word. I have to go with "Moksha". It means liberation from samsara.
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corpuscle
it means what you are
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>>35206813
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. It's a lung disease caused by inhaling silica, so it's very similar to silicosis, but this involves material from volcanoes
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>>35206813
Xanthic
Derelict
Perspicacious
Graviloquence
Auriferous
Nostrum
Some cool and obscure words I like.
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>"...and this is my son Anon's room..."
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>>35206793
OUT OUT OUT AAAAA
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You have no entered, the CUM DIMENSION!
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>>35206821
is that a subway doormat?
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Daily reminder that you have a small cock according to all women.
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It feels to me that girls who complains about dick size, are sluts. Although having a micropenis is bad.
t. guy who has a gf
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>>35206587
according to this chart I'm still decent. unfortunately I'll probably be treated like a liar.
I still doubt this chart is actually by women.
While I might believe that girls are unlikely to orgasm from penetration, I doubt it has to do with the actual average.
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>>35206672
t. lying dicklet
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I just cut my own hair in the bathroom, do you like it anons?my parents are going to kill/disown me
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>>/soc/
Go back to your containment board cunt.
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I'd fuck you.
qwe
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yeah but GET OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE SCUM RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP FEEDING YOUR EGO OFF LOSERS YOU RANCID WHORE
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I'm an animator. It's a cool job.
But the best part is that I get to sit in my room for 12+ hours everyday, draw, and not have to ever leave. Ever. Unless it's time for exercise, eating, bathroom... My basic dooties.
And I feel 100% balanced and happy doing it. Nothing makes me happier.
What is your job, right now?
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I'm a cashier at a grocery store. Used to work for a tutoring corporation but I quit to pursue my true passion of scanning groceries.
To be perfectly honest though, the salary was better at the grocery store which is all sorts of fucked up. I make too much money for the work I do and I still have like 7 dollars worth of raises waiting for me still.
That being said, I hate my job a lot and want to do something else. I'm afraid that I'm going to accidentally into management at this store though and be stuck forever.
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>>35206540
>That being said, I hate my job a lot and want to do something else. I'm afraid that I'm going to accidentally into management at this store though and be stuck forever.
what is your favorite thing to scan?
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>>35206576
We sell roast chickens hot and a lot of people buy them. They smell super good and when you put them in the bag, the smell wafts up to your nose.
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It's not worth it to alienate yourself from the 'love game' because it's retarded and empty. I decided to pursue a career in the academia and in the middle of my phd I found a girl I fell in love with, this was the first time in like six years that this happened. She was perfect, I was dreaming of meeting her my whole life. However all the knowledge I had and all the books I read served no purpose as I was clueless on how to make my feelings mutual. I struggled but was still forced to see her taken by another man. Participate in the love game anons, please, so at least you know what to do when you find someone you care about for real.
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Nah no thanks; I'm good. I don't want to be tied down to a roastie
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>>35206490
>I was clueless on how to make my feelings mutual
it's called be Chad lmao
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>>35206616
I thought I didn't need to anon. I've been approached a lot of times because of my status by bitches and it didn't work no matter how hot they were.
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who here procrastinating
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>>35206471
Me. I have a statistics quiz on Friday that I should be studying for, but I'm too tired and unmotivated. I'll study on Thursday.
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>see cute girls with black guys all over campus
I wish I didn't notice this, but the BLACKED posting has cursed me.
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Calc 3 exam tomorrow morning.
My teacher is so fucking bad at her job I've had to teach myself almost everything from Yahoo Answers so far.
Fingers crossed I guess.