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BEING THICK WILL GET YOU MORE ATTENTION

>>34427983

having nice feet will

>>34427983
You can't be one or the other. To be thick you need certain bone structure and fat deposits in the right places, even if you were thin with that you would still be shapely.

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It's not my fault my heart was taken from me. You think it feels good to be this cold?

>one qt actually the first ever to show interest in me
>Too depressed and apathetic to show affection
>Acknowledge and happy she's "there", this is long distance
>She tells me she isn't happy and breaks up with me
>Now there isn't anyone to talk to
>Current crush is also long distance

I fucking hate living here

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>>34427963
I don't know about jaded. But I'm certainly to absorbed in my selfish escapist pleasures to care overmuch for a person looking to take me away from those pleasures.

This image truly is my soul. Not happy- not depressed. Just sort of...existing in an endless wash of entertainment and distraction on the road to the grave

>>34427889
Good I'm 26 it'd all be downhill from here.

>>34427889
I'm just holding onto the hope that the meme of life for guys in their 30's and 40's is infinitely better is actually true. Girls peak in their mid twenties, guys peak in their mid 30's to mid 40's, the reason the majority of this board is suffering is because we're in our twenties and all the girls our age are already at the height of their prime while we're amateurs. If we can get through this shit and plan for success we'll be able to enjoy ourselves later in life. It's probably going to turn out to be false but at least it's keeping me hopeful.

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>tfw i am a 5/10 women

lmao owned by ur parents u gaybo

Tell us the joke feg pls

>>34427887
Move out and never speak to them.

Show them how little they mean to you

>>34427850
ew wtf is going onside

Go to the gym and try to make yourself look good.
If you wanna live the rest of your life in NEET hell, you can. Also act like a friend to a girl you like eventually you will have mutual respect and then go in for the kill.

>>34427850
not all femguys are slutty bottoms or even gay for that matter. It sucks but its true.

I'm taking it aswell. Second time in my life taking it. It's normal for the first week or so, will go away after you up the dosage. Atleast it went away for me. It will become very hard to cum tho.

The only downside with it for me is that Sertraline only ever worked for me for like 2-3 months. After that it's back to square one.

I was on zoloft once. It made me hypomanic. I loved it but my psychiatrist took me off of it when I told him.

>>34427845
Yeah Sertraline can do that
I would advise you to talk to your psychiatrist

>>34427832
lmao they seriously are fucking nuts oh well at least pepe isnt as much of a normie thing now

>>34427832
>let's use pepe as a white supremacist nazi symbol
>haha look they classified it as a white supremacist nazi symbol

really? fuck off you /pol/reddit normie

>>34427832
>>34427846
>leftypol attempting to co opt /r9k/ by constantly posting Trump related threads in an attempt to get people to hate right wingers

Fucking kill yourselves, Soros doesn't care about you.

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MEN CAN NOT BE ROBOTS

>>34427807
You beauty shamed her and triggered her liberal tendencies.

You are obligated to find her attractive and sex her or you are a sexist patriarch.

You did nothing wrong. Much like you she never experienced romantic involvment and she got overwhelmed by the fact that she might have found you too attractive for her. If she sperged out that might indicate that she is very anxious.

I speak from my perspective. I have very little success with my romantic and sex life despite being attractive enough to be approached by women regularly, but years of childhood abuse coupled with my entire time in highschool being made fun of for being a sperg has conditioned me to never really be comfortable even when everything goes well and smoothly. I was never a goid looking kid and I was skeletal to booth so until very late in my adult life (meaning that I'm 28 and things started working out with girls about a mere 2 years ago.) And I just, suddenly, gained about 30 pounds of muscle and my jaw started developing. coupled with a good haircut, women started approaching me and giving me looks, but my mind is still conditioned to believe that I'm shit looking and that no girls want me.

What this means is that, eventually, when I get involved romantically with a girl and things work out, my mind starts to PANIC and doesn't accept things as they are and it starts trying to find reasons and clues to panic so, eventually, it builds up, I sperg out, she gets scared and leave.

Now I'm seeing a girl with experience with this. I've had some severe anxiety attacks with her, but since we can talk about it, she helps me calm down.

The trick is communication, but if this girl sperged out and refuse to face you, it's her problem. Don't think you did anything wrong.

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learn to have no regard for a world that has no regard for you

>>34427680
Buddhists believe that suffering comes from the gap between how things are now, and how we long for them to be. If you can remove your desires, and accept and enjoy every moment for what it is - not what it could be - you will achieve happiness.

You are a worthless dweeb. Your self loathing fills the gap between what you are (W D) and what you wish you were (a useful member of society). To eliminate your self-loathing, you simply need to apply the teaching of the Buddha, and accept that you are, and will forever be, a worthless dweeb.

You wouldn't get angry at a mole for being unable to fly, would you?

Expectation management.

>>34427680
Just bee yourself bro.all it takes is confidence

>give a bad word about the newbie to management
>he gets laid off never to be seen again

all's right in the world eh?

I'm confused. Why would the cashier take the tag off the shoe?

>>34427780
Do you not know what a sensor tag is?

The things that make the shoe beep if a shoplifter tried to steal it?

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>>34427662
>AND your pee jug

>>34427662
>>34427681
Jesus fucking Christ

Is this real oregeno?

>>34427662
That's a pretty sexual Facebook profile picture for a mother to have.

>>34427629
not always. women take it because a lot of them make their period way more mild. could be taking cum from jamal though lol

The birth control pills can calm down hormones and stuff when girls are younger, stops them from getting pimples and stuff like that. Doesn't mean she's having sex, though it's a possiblity.

>>34427629
Ask her dad.

>>34427605
Your music is bad and you should feel bad.

>>34427605
I think your music is soulless and based off market research on what people who listen to pop radio want to hear

you don't make music. there's probably a team doing that for you, under supervision of the label. you're a female puppet that got a mic pushed in her hands to make money for some big players.

>>34427587
Make everyone in a country disappear. I'm curious to see what people will do when a whole country of people just poofs.

>>34427587
Sex bomb. Every single man woman and child in the world suddenly becomes insanely, intensely horny. People are fucking in the streets. Strangers gang banging previously innocent virgin girls, fathers fucking their daughters, men fucking the closest person they can grab including other men, mass public orgies, people fucking anything they can get their hands on.

And make it so it's constant, people orgasming over and over, over producing gallons and gallons of cum.

I'd let it go on for about an hour then stop it and watch the fallout. See how the world reacts after that.

Every single biological male in the world becomes a cut girl or woman. If you are old you become young. Some men might b in their forties and become little girls, some might become super busty babes, some might even change race so a white guy might end up Asian or black.

As for women all women grow dicks and balls and become super curvy and busty. They also develop very high sex drives.

I'd particularly like to see what happens in places like the middle east.

Ok, I won't post here.

>>34427580
well, technically uh, nah
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>>34427580
Its a free county and board anaon