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>>39318056
>and she just lets you
You said it.
Though I think current thought is that consent given while intoxicated isn't valid, so she can then whip round and say YOU RAPED ME, and you say goodbye to freedom and the pursuit of happiness.

I think most sexual encounters between adults are mutually consented to and conducted between two close friends. This isn't highly publicised so it's not surprising that many people don't know about it.
What is heavily publicised for some reason is hookup culture and intoxication. I can't imagine why.

>>39318102
I don't give a shit about laws. What pisses me off that even mature adult women expect this convoluted way to lead to sex.
The mature way to handle sex between adults would be literally to ask for it, and then she either says yes and you both plan for it, or she says no.
On grindr you see this happen all the time. Guy asks another guy to blow him, he either says yes or he says no. There's no tricking, no convoluted bullshit, nothing.
What is it so different about girls that they're incapable of making decisions? Why the fuck do you have to trick them into sex?

>>39318201
I think you have a lot of assumptions and a lot to learn.

Why are you in a bathroom with a guy in the dream?

Also what usually helps you wake up from paralysis?

>tell bf to help me if he notices i have sleep paralysis
>even just touching me slightly or pulling me
>he never does

>>39318386
how can he originally tell

Go to a hospital RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>39318001
GO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

>>39318001
That's pretty serious
That's like brain problems
You might want to talk to a doctor very soon

>>39317906
Do it obv
What have I got to lose besides an arm wrestle?

>>39317906
Considering that's probably about the same size as my arm unflexed, and I'm probably bigger overall, and a man, I'd accept and win with little trouble.

>>39317916
Your pride maybe?

no. worst thing to happen to music desu

I'll start it off:

Aging broads are rage from God
For a decade they have amazing bods
Even plain dames hot as flaming dogs
I'd beg a nagging slag to yank her top
She brags she's off the rag, the wanking stops
When I see that saggy flop was no hardened fake talk
I hop in my Jalopy, start it and take off
Nightwear is a nightmare, I get silly ill from frilly silk
She's way past her date like un-refrigerated milk
Has faith in anti-aging pills, thinks an 8 would date her still
I would degrade her til, the pain of age would kill, I'm the mayor of Haterville

It's just talking over drums.

oririririginal bump

Not fun at all. In my case, amphetamines only made things worse.

Before starting medication, I sounded close to what you are experiencing. I then found a doctor and after a long series of tests got put on a script for Adderall and Vyvanse. They helped in the short term but eventually I couldn't handle how robotic of a person it made me. Conversations with people would make me furious - sounds had become to drive me to wits end. I lost a relationship I had been in for a number of years because I had literally become a different person.

After that happened, I gave up medication and started exercising more. It helps in a different way. - I still have the same issues as before, plus conversation is really really hard to follow (although alcohol helps a lot with this). I'm married now, so things must have improved...

>>39318861
i see thanks for ur testimony

i don't really talk with people so that won't change too much for me lol

That means a meme is successful

>>39317713
so you're telling me we just make memes so the normalfags can steal them and use them for their own pleasure and on their own accord

do you realise that the spread of this meme will in turn cause a new form of bullying now betas will be bullied even harder tppl will say they look like the virgin walk guy haha x

THIS IS BAD FOR US

>>39317737
Are you retarded? It's a meme about normie shit, of fucking course the normies are going to use it.

>that kid who was autistic and you attempted to be nice to him in but then high school hit and he kept attempting to follow you and be your friend and eventually you just had to tell him to please piss off
it had to be done

>>39317712
>>39317669
>that kid who was so fucking stupid he said to a girl in class who was cutting "whats with those cuts on ur arm?" out-loud in-front of people
was me

>>39317669
>that kid who REALLY wanted to be friends but no one liked him and he just stalked people around and making unfunny jokes that only he laughed at

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>>39317257
Im sitting right here and waiting for trump to fix my life. Pol told me so.

>>39317257
good for you. Everyone always rants about Chads because they're envious of them. Chads are actually pretty great guys, true ubermenschen.
The normie life might be simpler and shallower but it's way more fulfilling than being on /r9k/.

Though keep an eye on Brad.

>>39317257
>enjoying a party

you were never a robot to begin with

>>39317183
taking a shot now oyaji, going to dude weed lmao also.

didn't feel bad yet
I'm drinking coffee right now so no I'm not drunk
your thoughts?

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>>39317183
>woke up from a stoned haze at 2pm
>open spotify on phone to play new releases from PC
>the deep bass soothes my brain
>remember she messages me last night
>remember the message ended with a smiley face
>feel energized like someone inserted 10.000 volts to my brain
>get up, stretch, some body weight squats to get circulation going
>eat breakfast
>feel ready to take on the world
I'm going to repeatedly lift so many hwavy weights today it's unbelievable.

Promised I'd go to a housrwarning party today. Gonna be an issue because I don't wannt to consume alcohol and ruin theze gainz.

>>39317180
>semitic
>faithful

pick one

She looks like a rat and has a personality of a damp rag. No thanks!

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>>39317180
her eyes kinda remind me of jonathans brandis eyes, does that mean he was jewish

post more of the pretty princess meme

Your dad watches porn too, dumbass. Actually thinking about your sexuality and reflecting leads to a more nuanced appreciation of the self etc.

>>39317200
No it doesn't you bluepill fuck, it sends good feeling chemicals to your brain.

>>39317135
I never thought of earthbound as that, but now I think of it yeah it is pretty robot.

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>>39317135
Yoshis Island is my favourite retro game.

>>39317422
I remember playing that game on my gameboy while my parents were fighting or disappeared.
Shit was the only thing that kept me sane.
Sadly, i don't play it anymore, so all hope is lost.

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>>39317073
Here's some original comff

>>39317082
>>39317073
i like a comfy/scary environment

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>>39317093
here you are
orrigianklito

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Bumpinooooooololo
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Originalioiref

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