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>>37494403
sometimes a whole thread passes by and even though I have been in it I don't remember anything

salarycuck actually m9

why do neets bully wagies in this thread
wagies don't bully neets

>>37494374
"hey whats up"

Honestly, I have a very high homo-phobe tolerance. So I wouldn't really get mad if some random guy slapped my ass or patted my dick or anything.

prepare to fight to the death but go into denial because I'm twink mode and just think he's friendly jock doing guy thing I don't know about but then I'd have panic attack and run because I can't process situation and don't want to be gay

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>>37494374
I dont go to the gym. I work out at home & get enough physical fatigue at work
(lift heavy wood boards, sand surfaces & basic carpentry stuff)

>>37494356
I don't have hair you faggot

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>>37494356
Wagie in need of a haircut here imagine this fellow but white as new fallen snow and shaved.

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>>37494356
I got hair like this desu

steroids is a banger
can't speak of Moana. I don't watch films for children.

>>37494318
>steroids is a banger
>can't speak of Moana. I don't watch films for children.

Dude the moana soundtrack is great stuff man

I didn't watch the film yet either but they've really outdone themselves

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

>>37494330
so why post in my thread then?

Would you go into a thread about the super bowl and say "don't care for football much"? Why even post?

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>>37494397
>Because I can? Why not? It's not hurting anyone. I'll give them both a listen then, I guess.
yeah that's a good idea

have you listened to anything from death grips before?

My Magikarp training points just got maxed out omg

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>>37494200
>pretending to be a girl on 4chan
hey that's super neat, chief

>>37494252
I wish I was pretending. That would mean I was a male

it'll be okay femanon, life gets better. find a nice neet who isn't autistic enough to take you out but will settle for less and just be yourself and have him fall in love with your personality.

i just buy sex desu.

So your salary is low but you buy sex? Maybe stop going to whores and start saving.
What's your position there anyway?

>>37494258
pay grad 6-9 technician i am not even an engineer.

>>37494091
>boys be Iiiiiiiike
people who like sports are brainlets

OH LOOK HE THREW THE BALL IN THE HOOP W0W SO AMAZING!!

>>37494091
I laughed. But I'm a boy who doesn't watch sports and hate people who take it seriously

boys are so stupid!!!

>>37494041
Morroco is south of Spain not east you retard.
>going out by herself
she's probably being fucked by Chadez as we speak

>>37494041
>durumisdiamonds.gif

Small kek

>>37494041
There are so many hot girls in Madrid, you can't not look at them so I just don't care and stare at their butts

>>37493972
she would look better in the first pic if she changed her hair, but I get the point of it is to make her look as unattractive as possible for contrast

>>37493972
If they have the technology to do that then I could easily become a girl

Prove me wrong, you can't

>>37494214
and what, kill themselves the second they turn 30? white genes age you fast

>>37493968
I'm not becoming a tranny. it won't make me a girl.

That's kinda gross actually

>>37493968
I would be disappointed beyond words

I read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy last week and I know it's a joke book but I still wish I'd get picked up from this shit planet to see the galaxy.

>>37493805
before humans leave earth for good, i'm sure they would 3d map the entire earth so you can experience it in vr

>>37493825
This.
That was my biggest fantasy from when I was young, unironically fuck this gay earth.

>>37493734
Why don't you have a penis?

>>37493734
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PENIS

I remember the time this happened to me. Amazed I didn't catch something.

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post fantasies, conquest, preferences

i just want ppl to talk about cute girl feet with me

>>37493680
i wasn't until my niece started wezring pink socks
>tfw she playfully puts her feet on my face
>kicks me
She is the only reason i want kids tbqh too bad im ugly as fuck and i don't wantto condemn an ugly kid to live this shitty life

>>37493680
Glad for you OP, be sure not to fuck it up.

>>37493699
I'm a simple footfag, like clean feet, soft, callouses. Generally just want to lick the soles and bottom of foot in general, suck on toes, end with a foot job, love pantyhose and stockings. Pretty boring in my taste really but it's what I want.

Bumpin on this mufuggin bitch

No one is going to help you because you're retarded.
You're not supposed to ingest thing that you're not quite sure what it is.
This is something even a child knows.
If anything you're doing this for attention, and probably try similar things in your personal life as well.

Stop.
Get a hobby.

>>37493677
take some magnesium and potassium supplements you dork

you're low on both, also you might be dehydrated, don't drink water though instead drink something sugary and with electrolytes and no caffeine like Gatorade

>>37493619
I told a cute classmate boy that I was in love with him in the form of a sonnet. I'm a boy too...

>at phone store
>gf is getting new phone number
>lady reads out number
>they both say it's hard to remember
>I chime in
>"not really, it's actually quite easy. The first section is times the second section equals the third section minus the first section"
>they both look at me like I stepped on a cat
>wander off and browse phone cases until she's done

Stared at a girl for half a year then asked her out at the end without previously talking to her.

Someone take this memory out of my mind