Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5714. page

>>36833901
Wow, what a handsome young man, that shirt looks great on him

>If you haven't bought this shirt yet, you'll never get laid

well why don't you fucking tell me where to buy one then??

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it looks fucking stupid, only disgusting normies wear graphic t-shirts to show xd random and unique they are

Mitae vittua
kirjaimellisesti miksi
PS this board doesn't even allow umlauts

>>36833988
Huluan jasentaa ylilauta

>>36833693

Try learning English first, retard.

plox respond so i dont starve

rice
go to a gook store and buy huge bag of it

>>36833795
i cant just eat rice alone, i have to have something with it

>>36833650
>Tfw schizoid
Jk, it's nice

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tfw you dissociate

>>36833650
>bpd
Kill yourself OP

maybe try this idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajb37ie-Juo

I sleep with a fan on year round. It's loud enough that I don't hear it. I can't fall asleep if it's silent though

>>36833576
I do too, but it's just starting to reach the point where my loud ass ceiling fan and the ringing are the same volume.

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tfw no qt long haired gf that lets me lay in her hair

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>>36833453
C-could you or any anons describe it?

i fell asleep with wet hair and woke up with a cold

>>36833400
>dont have shitty genetics

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>>36833400
Who would have guessed that hundreds of generations of people with mutilated genitals blindly breeding would result in foreskin issues becoming prevalent, not like those with chopped dicks could tell if they were passing on fucking up penis genes anyway, now some poor bastards are forced to slit their sick hoodie for some breathing space. Still not an argument for circumsision, how about teaching your fucking kids genital maintenance habits instead of being an incompetent fuck who buys into outdated mythology.

>>36834093
HAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLAMING CIRCUMCISION FOR THIS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>36833320
could always drop out of school, move out of state, and get a cuck job. i say move out of state because the thought of leaving my family is relaxing.

knowing the house would be a mess

>>36833320
1. Loving family
2. Cartoon show I want to see the ending of
3. Travel plans

>>36833302
Move on to the next

>>36833302
Ask her about going out some time anon

>>36833345
Yea, because all of us just have dozens of harem lying around

>>36833356
I called her, she didn't pick up. Said she's studying, and ask me what happened.
Should i just play it cool for now and bring up going out later?

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I wanna smooch all 3 on the nose!

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easily most smoochable

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My wife desu

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>tfw politically gay

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>tfw ironically gay

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>tfw socially gay

>>36833135

Erin from The Office.

>>36833135
>Do you guys know of any cute TV shows or movies with 3D human girls that act cute like 2D girls in anime and not like stronj imdepemdemt wymyms? Looking for behaviors to imitate in 3D women to make me cuter not just anime behaviors.
Why not imitate anime behaviors?

>>36833177
cute, not just stupid

>>36833193

Being stupid is cute

>>36832952
>NEET

He was in collage though

>>36833373
he was also loaded and passably handsome. he wasn't a robot he was just a massive social reject hypernormie

It's actually pretty funny when your read the epilogue and then you read what actually happened. Even in his final act the dude was a failure, truly like poetry.

goodnight. it won't be painful. i'll see you in line.

>>36832904
Don't do it yo

>>36832904

ugh are you dead yet?

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no

this is an ISTP thread now

>>36832813
The school shooter

original

>>36832797
what you want? group suicide?