If you're not a computerlet you can't be a robot.
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>>35871738
Dude, like 60% of 4chan uses Linux or at least has a partition of it.
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>>35871738
>not having a thinkpad that cost you under $200 yet is still just as powerful CPU-wise as the trendy shit ultrabooks that sell so well these days.
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>>35871832
yeah but is it a chinese raspberry pi clone?
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m-maybe I can be your gf tonight, anon?
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>>35871730
is this a sexy lady or a giant cock?
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>>35871997
i think you may be gay my friend
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*eats your butt pear*
*slaps your ass*
what are you gonna do about it, white boy
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>>35871727
What a kinky pinky sexy girl.
*dick laughs*
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>>35871727
>there are anons that would fuck the IT monster
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>>35871727
get hard
oregano
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Who /malwaremischief/ here? 2017-03-29 05:01:12 Post No.35871707
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Who /malwaremischief/ here?
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2017-03-29 05:01:12
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Robots, invest some NEETBUX into proper remote admin software, a VPN, and a crypter. This is not my image, but it's an example of one of these tools. I don't go to work. I still live with my parents but I've been spreading malware for about a year now, it's easier than you think.
My main targets are RuneScape players/Steam users. They are the easiest to take advantage of. They typically have ingame currency that can be sold for pure profit, and, better yet, PayPal accounts. Using reverse proxy software (steal an infected person's IP) you can buy RuneScape gold with their PayPal and then sell it for BTC for untraceable laundering of money into BTC, so long as you use a fresh account + no trace of your actual IP/Identity on the RuneScape account.
I have over $25,000 saved up from this and I don't get up from my chair.
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How long did it take you to amass 25grand?
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Holy shit, please tell more. Where could I acquire some of this software/find out how to correctly use it?
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Woopdy woo bitch you're absolutely disgusting
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I've been with my gf for over 7 years. I want to talk about something that's really fucking weird about the female psyche, maybe give some of you into an insight into some weird shit that women do.
My girlfriend spends hours of her life just watching videos of other people living their own lives. When my girlfriend gets home from work, she sits down infront of her computer and routinely regularly binge watches videos of women just going about their lives, vlogging. Nothing about these girls are special other than the fact that they have a certain "aesthetic" that's going on.
I can't understand this. The idea of vlogging the daily happenings in your life just for the sake of doing it seems so stupid to me. I can't believe people actually watch this. The idea that this girl goes around EVERYWHERE in her life just holding a video-camera or her phone and talking into it and describing what she's doing is just so fucking weird to me. The fact that people actually This girl has 250k+ followers on instashit (not that I use it).
I guess it's some form of escapism or something.
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>>35871678
Who does she follow? Which vloggers?
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>>35871702
You know what, I honestly don't know the names of all of them. Girl in the photo is someone named Kelly Eden.
There's just a whole shitton of them. They all literally do the exact same thing. They record videos of themselves talking about their lives or just recording the shit that they've done today, but they all have a certain aesthetic.
Here's another one. Adora Bat Brat
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"Hello, I'm here about the job interview?"
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>Made a fake facebook account
>Opened year book
>Search up each person from my high school
LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS MOVED TO A COLLEGE, WORKING AT A GOOD JOB OR ENGAGED.
I FUCKING HATE THIS WORLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Here's how you get out of that hole
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>>35871610
>>Search up each person from my high school
Don't do this
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>>35872064
too late now orginally
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How do we stop the white problem?
>inb4 nigger
I am white and a proud Antifa member.
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White people are literally sociopaths
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This is why white apologists are actually bad - they make it worse.
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>whites kill people in mostly white country
You don't say?
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I'm a Muslim virgin
And I'm getting engaged
My wife is a virgin too
Alhamdulilah
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lesbianism is still haram
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>>35871542
>tfw you lost your virginity but your wife is still pure and halal so you feel like a piece of shit
JUST
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>>35871542
And what the fuck is a muslim doing in /r9k/? You guys are THE Chad religion.
Just stay away, don't get /r9k/'s autism.
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Late Night Aesthetic Sadposting 2017-03-29 04:48:12 Post No.35871522
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Late Night Aesthetic Sadposting
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Post your feels and aesthetic pics. Pic related is something I took today, at a bridge near my house.
>tfw asked oneitis out
>she said yes but ghosted the shit out of me when I tried to work out details
>when I messaged her again after about a week she says "Are you texting me to see if I'm dead"
Apparently a friend of hers said some shit to her on acid, and things haven't been right for a while. She doesn't harbor any particular ill will towards me it seems, but I feel as though she doesn't want to talk (and I wouldn't have much to talk about if she does).
I keep thinking I've gotten over her but every time I do I pull myself back in. Endless fuckin' cycle.
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She lives in the Wired. She paints the runes that arc the gates between the worlds. She weaves the fabric that separates us from the void. She's made of energy from another dimension. She walks in worlds most never dream of, paints with the blood of creatures impossible to comprehend.
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>>35871522
I hate my life and my family. My mom neglected me. My dad and brother abused me physically and emotionally. It's gotten so bad that I literally pretend I am a Russian (can pull a good Russian accent) irl and online ever since I was a teen. I can speak some Russian now just to keep up with the charade. I can't eat or sleep, always fighting with them. I have no skills.
When I pretend I'm a Russian I always say how loving and caring my mom is and how awesome my dad and brother are. I create such a loving family that people respond saying "wow you got such a great family!" I pretend my family supports me and has interest in me.
I've been doing this for 15 years. What happened?
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>>35871522
Fuck my ex
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Nichole Cevario, 18 year old high school honors student, arrested for planning Columbine/Sandy Hook-style mass shooting followed by suicide at her high school.
Police searched her home and found a shotgun with ammunition as well as materials for making pipe bombs, including pipes, shrapnel, fireworks, magnesium tape, and fuse material, police said.
No pics released yet, if anyone could get their hands on some it would be much appreciated. I'm already considering waifuing her and haven't even seen her yet.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/27/us/frederick-county-school-shooting-plot/
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>>35871484
are you planning to commit a mass shooting?
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>>35871508
I live in a nogunz country ;_;
Why God why :_:
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I hope she's qt
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you, you.
show me vattering incomprehensible headache mind meat, stuttering hate, it's all yours
incoherent unwashed utterances pure comedic semen: hate.
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I am not conjoined with pavement
ill lie here for a woman
the gun shop
brunette
stress disorder and globe trotting
an aeroplane over the sea
a nose burrowing up a grave
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joined beauty, galman street
on a willow, blood desert sand worldwide
hickory cane, mind meat, ram horn
negro, negronegronegro green grass
camera shutter velocity
escaping meat farm woodworking
nitroglycerin handmade synapse
all's well that end swell
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keep quiet and enjoy yourself continue the work
you must eat
continue the work
favorite blanket of a doctor
34 year old married father of 2
salary of 13,000 dollars per year
mind meat
complacent mind meat
has everything, owner of nothing
burrows into bed
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Why should I hate gays? 2017-03-29 04:42:48 Post No.35871436
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My church group says god hates gays. Where does it say this?
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>>35871436
adam & eve not adam & steve
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>>35871462
So God hates autists too, because just like homosexuality it is a mental condition?
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Christians are closet homosexuals.
How does this image make you feel /robot9001/?
And remember, this is for posterity so be honest.
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>>35871432
most of it is pregnancy/insemination fetish and incest
women have good taste.
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>>35871432
Most of these fags have too low of self esteem to get angry and be redpilled, may i siggest another board
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>>35871432
>3D
Women have shit taste.
Also the interracial stuff is just a Jewish psyop to make white women have mongrel kids, and to make white men kill themselves.
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>tfw no app that lets you shuffle between specific stations
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>>35871408
You have your own board dumb-shit >>>/mu/
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>>35871433
The sticky on /mu/ specifically says to take feels threads to /r9k/.
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>>35871526
that's cold, i'd get out of music ASAP
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Ok I've had enough of this degenerate board
>If you're not a virgin then remove yourself from this board
> If you're a woman...kill yourself...then remove yourself from this board
> If you have friends, income, or optimism for the future then remove yourself from this board
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>>35871368
>If you save the thumbnail, remove yourself from this board
Well OP, time to leave
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>>35871368
We've only had this thread 600 times.
Nice job saving a thumbnail, by the way.
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>>35871368
This board doesn't need you.