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>>38422683
Why can't I date a 12 year old?

>>38422699
that was the joke I was going for yes

Your Age / 2 + 7

ive done almost all of that, anything normies hype up tends to suck for guys like us.

>>38422672
i feel you anon, i've never had friends past age 9

>>38422672
parties are really nothing much i'd take playing vidya at home over partying any day
never been to a concert but can pretty much imagine what its like
sleepovers aren't really anything worth going for either

do u have some mental disorders preventing the above?

Do u ever kiss ur mom on the lips??

>pops caught me smoking and he said "no way"
>that hypocrite smokes 2 packs a day

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>>38422660
I want to fuck Mirai. Sexually.

So long anon, its be a pleasure

>>38422645
what anime is this from this is an original question

>>38423089
"Konosuba" Great anime my dude character is "megumin"

>>38422576
Of course. Thanks for the reminder OP!

>brushing your teeth twice a day
Memes, just do it in the morning
Never had a cavalry never will

>>38422596
cavalriea are great anon, did you even catafracts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

This

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If you're going to Tokyo, don't forget to stop by my restaurant La Bisboccia in the Shibuya ward for a taste of traditional Neapolitan cuisine!

>>38422541
Very clean and well kept roads, expensive everything, small food portions, foreigner unfriendly locals unless you go to tourist locations (they won't be outright rude generally but you'll feel it). If you're a non oriental asian and can't blend in with the crowd prepare to turn heads and have people staring at you wherever you go. Your best bet is to either go with other people or make friends with a local beforehand and have him/her take you to unique/fun places, good food, etc.

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I am a cartoon frog enthusiast

>>38422553
Is this an original? Saved.

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>>38422612
not oregano original

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posting picture now

>>38422591
ZTHATS A DOG NOT A CAT BUT THANK YOU

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look at these two buddies

>>38422494
Whiterun looks like garbage without mods. The reach is where it's at.

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>tfw I will never experience that unique feeling of exploring this world for the first time again and TES:VI is nowhere in sight to rekindle it

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>tfw no qt 3.14 Ysolda waifu to be loyal af and always waiting for you with dinner made after a long day of killing dragons, gaining phat loot and accidentally hitting a citizen because of Bethesda's shitty killcams

>Programmer
>$50k

You're getting fucked over by the jew

I'm on the same boat, ive taken programming as my course and Im currently on my last year and I can't get pass my thesis, thinking of just paying someone.

>>38422499
If he lives in a small-medium sized Midwestern city then that's a good starting salary. Not everyone lives in some horrid dump like San Francisco or NYC. And considering OP doesn't know what he's doing, that's good pay.

>>38422458
>that kid who didn t eat during the day to avoid being alone during lunch

used to do that, i was 13 14

>>38422458
>that faggot who tries to start that kid threds but they never get steam

>>38422390
Damn boi pepe packin some HEAT

>>38422390
I actually really like this. Do you have any more?

>>38422390
What's the white object in the bottom right, op?

>>38422373
Quite hard to choose.

I love thicc slutty milfs but I also love futas.
Guess Uno Makoto since he's a master of both thicc milfs and futas.

Jitsuma. It would be Yokkora if he hadn't started drawing sticcs.

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>>38422373
Depends on what category we're talking about but right now it's otochichi because I've been really into thicc MILFs lately.
>>38422473
Jitsuma is very nice, too.

>>38422346
no contest - asian

"One or both?"
t. William T. Riker

>>38422346
Asian, but it was a close decision.

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>>38422310
Mixed feelings.

originalobolomo

>>38422310
I am currently considering it. Originaloli

>>38422310
Fun. Cool. Le epik