Draw a line to show what ages you're attracted to.
This is what I would be attracted to/used to be attracted to before I became only attracted to 2D
>brother leaves his room to go take a shower
>enter his room, his fleshlight he just used is on the bed
>feel horny, take out my cock and j-j-jam it in his fleshlight full of a foamy, hot mix of lube and cum
>cum after like 2 minutes, it feels too good
>leave his fleshlight just where I found it, go back to my room
He'll never know.
my little bro is a cool dude, bit of a chad
i'm proud of him for leaving my lifestyle behind and glad that he doesn't make fun of me for being what i am
thank you A.P.
fuck this gay thread
Who here /eurovision/?
Israel was shit
Reminder that this person has herpes and tries to spread it to KHVs on /r9k/.
>you need to love yourself first, before anyone else can love you
THIS IS JUST "JUS BEE URSELF BRAH" LEVELED UP
>met girl off whisper
>hung out at bar
>she let me smoke her weed even though I've never smoked before in my life
>drank a couple 6% beers
>felt completely fucking awful
>kind of like I was really drunk even though I only had a couple of beers
>literally losing train of thought in the middle of sentences
>kind of stood around outside her car not talking before I said good bye hugged her and left
HOW DO I FUCK WOMEN, I'M 25 IM GETTING TOO OLD TO BE AWKWARD AND RETARDED
I JUST WANTED TO STICK MY DICK IN HER AND NOT BE A LOSER, SHE CLEARLY WANTED THE SAME THING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have a fear of catching herpes. So many people have it. I mean how do people just pick someone off at a bar or a club and then make out with them. Do you ask if they're clean or is that insulting. I mean what the fuck
What are you anons getting mommy for Mother's day?
wish me a happy birthday please
Happy birthday, OP!
Here is a (You) for your big day.
Happ Birthday Anon!
I hope you appreciate this original post
>he eats more calories than he takes off
It's honestly not that hard in today society.
If franchises would stop throwing 1000 calories in one serving, we wouldn't have this problem. It's their fault not ours.
what kind of fuckboy are you /r9k/?
Obviously everyone in /r9k/ is the softboy. I kek'd heartily when the music was mentioned because it's exactly what pops up in music threads: introspective music of the indie or electronic variety
Oldbots!!! In here!
How you holding up fella?
Another day wasted. I browse /r9k/ the entire day every day because I lack self-control.
>car got repo'd today in front of the neighbors
>phone ringing nonstop from collection agencies
>landlord just told me to be out by next month
>haven't left the house in weeks
who here also /downwardspiral/
>you were once a small child, a baby perhaps no bigger than a bag of flour
>you were held probably or picked up by hands bigger than a third of your torso
>you were probably put in a tiny stroller, frontfacing or otherwise at some point also
>you almost think you remember
>the clarity of knowing the fact you were indeed a child fills in the blanks even if your memory is marred
>we were all babies
>now you are here
>reading this thread
>no more stroller
Time to deliver this dick