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Draw a line to show what ages you're attracted to.
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>>36993161
This is what I would be attracted to/used to be attracted to before I became only attracted to 2D
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only truru anwar
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>>36993308
kys pedoscum virgin

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>brother leaves his room to go take a shower
>enter his room, his fleshlight he just used is on the bed
>feel horny, take out my cock and j-j-jam it in his fleshlight full of a foamy, hot mix of lube and cum
>cum after like 2 minutes, it feels too good
>leave his fleshlight just where I found it, go back to my room
He'll never know.
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my little bro is a cool dude, bit of a chad
i'm proud of him for leaving my lifestyle behind and glad that he doesn't make fun of me for being what i am

thank you A.P.

fuck this gay thread
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>>36993157
This is gay origamo
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>>36993211
Good for you anon. Thank you Action Points. Fuck this gay world.

Who here /eurovision/?

Israel was shit
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This is the stream, for those of you too lazy to search:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
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>>36993000
Shit it's Eurovision again? seems like the last one was a month ago. How was Germany?
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>>36993121
No idea, I haven't watched any of the semifinals. (The last one was a few days ago I think?)

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Reminder that this person has herpes and tries to spread it to KHVs on /r9k/.
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>>36992997

>That shitty eyeliner job

Girl.. come on girl
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>sleeping with someone you met on /r9k/
One way ticket to waking up with your balls chopped off
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>>36993031
That's a guy...

Faggot.

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>you need to love yourself first, before anyone else can love you

THIS IS JUST "JUS BEE URSELF BRAH" LEVELED UP

ISNT IT
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Yes, now take a fucking shower you smelly commie
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>>36992979
It's true though. You have to have a positive, concrete sense of self before you can be emotionally vulnerable in a relationship.
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Its true retard, just be yourself is great advice too.

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>met girl off whisper
>hung out at bar
>she let me smoke her weed even though I've never smoked before in my life
>drank a couple 6% beers
>felt completely fucking awful
>kind of like I was really drunk even though I only had a couple of beers
>literally losing train of thought in the middle of sentences
>kind of stood around outside her car not talking before I said good bye hugged her and left

HOW DO I FUCK WOMEN, I'M 25 IM GETTING TOO OLD TO BE AWKWARD AND RETARDED

I JUST WANTED TO STICK MY DICK IN HER AND NOT BE A LOSER, SHE CLEARLY WANTED THE SAME THING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36992954
>make out
>go to a private place (preferably her apartment)
>make out more
>undress each other
>have sex
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>>36992988
>make out
HOW DO I GET TO THAT POINT

HOW DO I GET TO TALKING ABOUT INTEREST TO PUTTING MY FACE ANYWHERE NEAR HER

ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD TO ME HELP
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>>36992988
I have a fear of catching herpes. So many people have it. I mean how do people just pick someone off at a bar or a club and then make out with them. Do you ask if they're clean or is that insulting. I mean what the fuck

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What are you anons getting mommy for Mother's day?
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>>36992797

A sage and a report.
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>>36992843
lol this faggot Djowie. Keep it up, kid. Maybe on day Ciara will let you eat her dried up pussy.
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>>36992873
Not me, but still reporting the thread :,)

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wish me a happy birthday please
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>>36992751
Happy birthday, OP!
Here is a (You) for your big day.
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>>36992777
Thank you, lucky digits
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Happ Birthday Anon!
I hope you appreciate this original post

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>he eats more calories than he takes off
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>>36992610
Fuck off to
>>>/fit/
Oririririginalius poste
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>>36992610
It's honestly not that hard in today society.
If franchises would stop throwing 1000 calories in one serving, we wouldn't have this problem. It's their fault not ours.
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>>36992734
first fatty detected

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what kind of fuckboy are you /r9k/?
https://thetab.com/uk/2017/05/11/fuckboy-index-documenting-six-types-fuckboy-youll-meet-2017-39838?utm_source=professionalxpost&utm_medium=babe&utm_campaign=xpost
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>>36992417
Obviously everyone in /r9k/ is the softboy. I kek'd heartily when the music was mentioned because it's exactly what pops up in music threads: introspective music of the indie or electronic variety
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How is the Life Ruiner a fuckboy?
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>>36992417
I just listen to video game music tho

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Oldbots!!! In here!

How you holding up fella?
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>>36992261
this is the end... my only friend
the end

this life is a sad existence
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>>36992261
Used to laugh at Wizards when I first came here eons ago.
Now at 27, I'm struggling to accept that that's my inevitable fate.
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Another day wasted. I browse /r9k/ the entire day every day because I lack self-control.

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Scandinavian thread
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>>36992151
Product of eugenics, selective breeding, and rape.
and people say it's wrong
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>>36992151
i would love to see her get blacked by a hung refugee
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>>36992151
10/10 with makeup
5/10 without makeup

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>car got repo'd today in front of the neighbors
>phone ringing nonstop from collection agencies
>landlord just told me to be out by next month
>haven't left the house in weeks

who here also /downwardspiral/
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Why are you so bad with money?
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>>36992272
I'm not. I just gave up being a wage slave and became a hikki and stopped paying all my bills. I don't even feel regret which is strange. just bitter acceptance.
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>>36992376
what will happen to you next?

>you were once a small child, a baby perhaps no bigger than a bag of flour
>you were held probably or picked up by hands bigger than a third of your torso
>you were probably put in a tiny stroller, frontfacing or otherwise at some point also

>you almost think you remember
>the clarity of knowing the fact you were indeed a child fills in the blanks even if your memory is marred

>we were all babies

>now you are here
>reading this thread
>no more stroller
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Wait for the weed to wear off before making a thread next time, kiddo.
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>>36992088
that post realIy made me think anon
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>>36992102
You are gifted.
Do you use your abilities often?

To completely make levelheaded people froth with anger at how wrong your assumptions are?

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Time to deliver this dick
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>>36992008
der thot
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Why are all girls sluts
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I get it, rent out this bitch's forehead as ad space, and make a pretty penny.
Quick thinking, OP.


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