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>>36055640
it's the worst, i know

It's a nice thing to be near blind without my glasses. I have a full mirror in my bathroom I can't avoid. Luckily I have to take off my glasses to shower. I don't have to see my body and I put my glasses on when I get fully clothed.

>when the game or video is loading

>You wear panties

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What a time to be alive, eh lads?

>>36055632
You really need to sort yourself out.

>>36055575
>That kid who sprinted down the hall
>That kid that transferred in on Monday, was a total ass to the teacher all week, stapled his hand with a big ass industrial stapler on Thursday, and was never seen again
>That kid who always quoted shitty anime
>That kid who played Minecraft on his iPad
>That kid who was a devout Christian freshmen year, and a flaming homosexual senior year
>That white kid who tried his hardest to act black

>That one kid that had their weeaboo posse
>That one kid who wears his airsoft patches on his backpack and shows them off
>That one kid that looks up guns and hunts and holy shit I think he's about the shoot up the school
>That one kid who dressed emo and got his ass knocked out by the black guy

>that kid who always wore a sweater even on hot summer days thinking it would hide his man tits
>that kid who couldn't stand still without acting out some kind of idle animation like a vidya character
>that kid who wore XXL shirts because his parents were poor and told him he would fit into it eventually

im on the wrong side of reality

I have never met a furry. Is this satire, or are they really this insufferable.

>>36055587
They really are insufferable, but this pic looks pretty fake

>>36055555
grats. nice quints.

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>>36055555
Quintnessed

>tfw like monster girls and not sure if I should watch this movie

>>36055603
monster gurks are 100%

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>>36055553
Kek amateur. Watch this
>>tfw not originalio

>>36055553
melts into the floor
mist appears
heh heh i'd like to see you escape THIS

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>>36055581
>>36055608
*evaporates the mist*

*slashes assemtrically into Shrodingers cum continuity*

I was pretty for a short while...

alexandra daddario was never not pretty, does anyone have pics of them titties?

>>36055706
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1025484125

keep fueling your porn addiction

>>36055521
if the normie is chad teir they will bend over as soon as he asks

>>36055521
Do normies refer to each other as normies?

>>36055731
i dont think so desu but i wouldnt know for sure

>>36055501
for stacy, remorse is just something you feel for a bit, like hunger, or grief.
Not something life changing or permanent

>>36055501
Of all the problems a person could have, this is relatively minor. It's amusing because this is probably a huge problem from her perspective.

Is this really at the top of your priority list? Don't you have better things to do than worry about some girl that wants a Prince Charming?

>>36055501
You can believe in relationships and risk getting cucked or not believe in them and join the herd as someone who would do that. Or be your one of 7 billion people who reply to this shite bait

Wtf just fucking excercise, even something as simple as a stationary bike will give you muscles and transcend skinnyness

>>36055527
But I like vidya, reading and animu more

>>36055562
And how are those working out for ya

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>>36055483
>that first sip of the evening

see you at 4AM boys

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>I have consumed 11 parts of stoli since I got home from work.

>>36055483
Already on glass 3 of the worst mixed drink ever created (Fireball, Jaeger, Captain Morgan, Red Bull. I call it Lexi's Vengence)

>>36055482
>I'll never know what girl-on-girl sex feels like in real life
3-D women are for fags

>>36055482
>unironically wanting to have sexual interaction with walking vaginas
l m a o

>>36055482
>>tfw too chubby to be a hot/passable tranny
I hate you guys so much. It's not hard to lose weight. I wish I was chubby instead of ugly, at least it's something I could fix.

It's because you think due to their faults they are more attainable for you. I'm not making a judgement call about you, but that's why you're attracted to them.

>tfw no sperg gf to have hand-flapping sessions with

>>36055477
Yeah, its called being straight.

>>36055461
no shit u fucking dumbass
they want a man to have sex with them not a girl with a penis

>>36055505
>a girl with a penis

this has been said.

>>36055461
But the whole bearmode chubby daddy is quickly becoming the new sexy for a good reason. Big hairy men will always be more sexually attractive than skellies, thats just how humans work.

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>>36055449
>show them ytp's, shit like wkuk
>"...man you watch some weird ass shit, anon."
>they show me what they find 'hilarious'
>nigger vines & twitter/snapchat cancer

>>36055449
This is always an incredibly awkward situation and you should feel ashamed for causing it.

>>36055516
YTPs are cancer too, your underageb& is showing