Why is Gendo Ikari a fucking muslim?
I agree dude
He's to smart to be Muslim
he isn't compassionate enough to be Muslim
Apparently some types of ants like to eat semen.
they're called OP ants
>>37788133
Reminder that 100% of worker ants are female.
You seem to be getting a lot of attention from those ladies.
>>37788206
Worker ants have no gender. They're just mindless drones which work. They are incapable of reproduction.
>be Arab NEET
>spend all day playing PlayStation
>rich AF parents buy me a car and pay for me to go to med school
>don't need to waste time trying to be date white roasties
>be khv permavirgin until about ~25 when parents find me a qt fifth-cousin distant relative to be my wife without me even trying
Why haven't you taken the /Arab/pill yet?
>>37788124
>ywn be born a prince, closely related to the Saud
>ywn live like a king with no responsibilities or even public media issues, so long as you don't take the throne nobody gives a shit what you do
>ywn have wild sex parties on your private 747
Sadly, being born royalty isn't a pill you can take, my homosexual friend.
>>37788124
I would if I could, but for many reasons this is not possible for me
>>37788124
I wish the oil would hurry up and run out
>let boyfriend read through my texts
>he thinks I cheated on him because I spell "hey" with two y's when texting my guy friend
>another CIA PSYOPS thread to subconsciously keep us as betas
I doubt that's the only reason. If it is then he's retarded
>>37788187
FUCK I knew it
How do we stop them? Am I going to get shot for posting this
Friends, brothers. I come to you as a fellow countryside robot.
Do not believe the lies of fraternity spewed by the urban and suburban 'robots'. They and their characters be false and unclean.
They live within the eye of normie-dom. They can never be true robots and will turn their backs upon you as soon as a Stacey or even a Velma ask them to take them to the nightclub.
My trailer living brethren, I implore you to find this truth in your hearts
>>37788114
K boss noted.
>>37788195
Oi....riginal
OH SHIT THEY'RE GOING TO GET ME
EVERYONE RUN GET OUT OF THIS THREAD BEFORE THEY GRAB YOU AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
ITT: Post ASMRkino
>[ASMR] Hotel Check-In Roleplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MraI2MGpzLw
>Bjork takes apart her TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A78yTvIY1k
>Mermaid ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kresz_5JvbA
>>37788081
Why would anyone put plaid with lace? Why do girls use eyeliner? Why do the creepiest, most desperate and desolate beta lankets watch asmr?
I better stfu as they might realize what kind of diseased men they really are =X
You should tell your family and ChadsStacies about your ASMR watching
>>37788169
>>37788131
>samefagging
You know people can see the amount of IPs used in a thread right?
Was there ever a time where you just had to straight up cut off a friend?
I think I would kill myself if I looked like left.
>>37788080
Yeah but I think it was for the best
We were really toxic for eachother
>>37788080
A guy u went to high school with became an outspoken neo-nazi white supremacist.
I'm not a /pol/fag so I never spoke to him again.
Is it really that easy?
ll
Most helium sold these days is diluted, because of the scarcity.
Keep that in mind when buying the tank.
Just walk off a really tall building, it'll only hurt excruciatingly for a few mircoseconds. Probably.
>>37788060
Imagine wanting to live again halfway down, damn
I am just a sucker for a mommy gf. I want one that cooks for me and lets me suck her fat titties while she jerks me off and says : "It's ok honey, cum for mommy" and make me feel all good inside. Is there any one who has had a mommy gf ? (PS. My oedipal urge may be genetic, because I*ve heard my father call my mother "mommy" multiple times when I was a child)
I like gentle femdom but when it gets into babying and tendies shit I can't do it, that's too weird man
>>37787981
It amounts to about half the porn I fap to nowadays. I really like the POV videos.
>>37788024
Do you like this then?
Reply to these questions:
1) Sex (if you're trans say so)
2) Has 4chan altered your sexual fetishes? If so, how?
Male
No, originally. Always filter threads I don't want to see like trap or degenerate shit
>>37787958
>male
>nah, although it made me aware of some terminology
>>37787958
1. Male
2.loli
Anyone here know if there's any common facial or body features of Jewish girls so us guys can try to avoid them? They tend to pass as white way too easily which is scary. I'm Black, I want white women, not jew bitches. Only sign I know is they seem to usually have long narrow faces. Any other signs to look out for?
>nose
>big boobs
>cuteness
>intelligence
>humor
>active interests
>kindness
>integrity
>>37787959
spotted the jewess.
Why does /pol/ obsess over race, skin colour, and immigrants, instead of the real problem which is female sluttiness and hypersexuality?
They're okay with their own people being degenerate whores and not having traditional views on sex and marriage, but they obsess over non-whites which is something that doesn't even affect them.
I'm pretty sure they obsess over both. Anyways you're going the wrong way buddy. You need to stop caring what anyone else does.
>>37787912
>why
n a r c i s s i s m
hypersexuality is caused by jew media you dumbass
Why are online dating apps so hard :/
>>37787908
Because you're ugly
R84x
Too many thirsty men
Too many entiteled women
20/80 rule.
Online dating apps are for those who were outcasted by society. They are the lowest of the low.
It's really cringey when people are like "we met on Ok Cupid!"
Like Shhhhhhhhh. Please. Stop embarrassing yourself and making everyone in the room cringe with disgust
Fucking god, I hate my antidepressants
fFh6Seg
What kind are you taking? There're different antidepressants outside of SSRIs if they're making you feel worse!
>>37787881
Yes I've been aching to get off these but the senpai forces me on it.
>>37787944
Look into something like wellbutrin? I've been on it for a few years and its definitely helped a lot more than SSRIs did. Plus it does the opposite of SSRIs and makes you ultra horny instead of dead, its fun!
How do you get the courage to kys?orengeno
Looking in the mirror is enough motivation for me.
>>37787892
No because clearly you're not dead. I really have so many reasons to die but I'm too much of a passive scared pussy.
>>37787892
did you do it yet?
die captcha