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>>35479601
simply put: they can't

fuck i wish i had a neet wizard neighbour. my neighbours have all been young families with loud as fuck children. the current ones let their three year old boy stay up until 11pm sometimes and he runs around making noise all evening.

i hurt myself today do do doo

>>35479571
yes
originallerinello

>>35479640
to see if i still feel do do doo

keep matching man

>>35479567
>implying she has any idea who Menander is

Im to scared to use something like this. What if someone sees you that you know who just use it ironicly and thinks even more bad about you.

No no no, it's gotta be something completely ridiculous and alliterative like:

>Cousin uncovered the cum carnival

>>35480022
Don't you dare ever ever tell me how to meme ever again

You can't just choose to be confident. Confidence comes naturally when you are not too afraid that something bad is going to happen to you.

If you could just "be confident" then confidence would be useless to begin with, because then people would just "choose to be confident" in situations where they actually shouldn't be confident. Then they would fucking die.

Confidence is not the greatest thing in the world. It's a state of mind that is useful when the computer that is your brain calculates (hopefully correctly) that it can attain the object of its desire without incurring losses greater than the object of the desire.

There are times when it's good to be more confident, and times when it's good to be less confident.

But for some reason 21st century American society has decided that confidence is some supreme virtue or something. It's not.

>>35479628
More correctly how can I choose to be confident in social situations or would you say this is a bad thing when your personality is aspie?

3d women are nasty anonymony

>>35479402
i got genital warts from a roastie
Roasties are a plague

>>35479463
Were you able to get them removed?

>>35479382
No it's not worth. If you were born in the roman empire, you could make it worth by selling it.

>>35479382
I do but I don't have many bottles. The pill jar I have fills up after a good medium length piss.

>>35479382
I do. I drink bottled water and soda all the time so I just pee in them when I'm done and then take it out to the recycling later.

I use the toilet sometimes too and I'm not averse to it, I just like peeing in bottles because I've been doing it for almost a decade.

I live paycheck to paycheck. I literally have no money in savings and hefty credit card debt.

http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/1851056#top

go all in

>>35479307
What are your skills? I may hire you

bumpu originalu

sid offered me an awp dragonlore to rub whipped cream on my feet on camera for them. I'm a fat mexican dude.

>>35479935
i am sid and wtf are you talking about

>>35479221
Traps are fucking disgusting

>>35479221
You're right, the term is boipucci and boipucci only.

>stop calling them traps
>stop misgendering them with his or he
>stop fetishizing their genitals
>stop being a transphobe

I closed out the 14 tabs of Cheese Pizza on my laptop, and rose from my seat and walked calmly into my grandma's room, as to not to raise any suspicion. I rummaged through her drawers and ravaged her pantry, looking for it. Finally I found it lying under her bed, I could smell dried up old lady residue on it. I reached under and pulled out the 12 inch double sided black dildo my father had bought his mother for her 72nd birthday.

I walked back into the living room where the stench of her excretement had grown to unacceptable proportions, I saw that senile old Bitch sitting in a pile of her own crap, if she liked shit so much I'd give her as much shit as her old body could handle. I walked behind her slowly taking in the raw stench of my grandmothers shit, and hid the 12 inch black dildo behind my back, and with the most good boy voice I could conjour up, I said "gam gam, would you like some Apple Pie". I saw her face automatically reflect on the half eaten apple pie that was in the kitchen, and I saw her lick her lips in anticipation for the warm crusty apple pie to force it's way into her mouth and slip down her raspy throat, she mumbled the "mmhmmhmmm" that these days meant "hell yeeahhh I want some pie". She was going to get her pie, but instead of apple she would get a mouthful of big black dildo.

I raised the dildo over my head and could feel it swaying back and forth because of the mass, as I swung the dildo down over my grandmother's stupid fucking head. She immediately fell out of the shit stained chair and face down ass up onto the floor, I couldn't have asked for a better position. She began to mumble in some incomprehensible language as I brutally beat her with the object that had gave her so much pleasure, her 12 inch double sided black dildo. I tore off her crusty brown old navy cargo shorts that always fit her way too short for a disgusting old lady to reveal her preciously white, turned liquid brown panties. I had made a mistake, this wasn't regular shit, it was diaharrea.

This was unacceptable. I swung down even harder on her back with the oversized dildo, she started mumbling even louder as I screamed "YOU LIKE YOUR FUCKING APPLE PIE DON'T YOU BITCH TAKE THE APPLE PIE TAKE THE FUCKING APPLE PIE IN YOUR FACE!", I heard the pleasant sound of a crack, and then I knew I had broken my grandmother's back with her own black dildo. I heard my grandmother scream HNGGHGHGHGHGHGGGGGHHHHH and then I knew I had made a terrible mistake.

"NO GRANDMA NOOOOOOOOO" I shouted as a large stream of liquid shit erupted from her anus, it was almost like a gyser as it flew up into the air in a consistent thick gob, her old body couldn't handle the pressure that was squirting out of her ass and the shit spray threw her body all about the room causing her legs to gyrate and writher in the air awkwardly as shit smeared all over the walls. I knew the only way to stop the never ending stream of diaharrea was to shove the 12 inch dildo deep into her digestive track, killing my grandmother. I ran over to my grandmother's gyrating body and looked her into her face, she stared at me with the same blank expression he had when she shit in her pants, when she mercilessly plowed herself with the dildo right in front of my entire family, when she ate the store bought apple pie, and sat at my grandfather's funeral. I knew she wanted me to do it, to save everything I had ever known. Tears started streaming down my face as I grabbed ahold of my grandmothers gyrating legs and shit spewed onto my face, I shoved the dildo deep into my grandmother's asshole and the stream of shit was blocked from exiting, I looked upon my grandmother as the shit built up inside her, she started to scream from the agonizing pain, "I LOVE YOU GRANDMAAAAA" I said as the shit inside of her enlarged her waist bursting open her internal organs and spilt out onto her body. Her skin started to stretch and bubble from the pressure, shit started to spill out of my grandmother's every orifice, spilling out her eyes, mouth, and ears. I heard her say "apple pie" right before she burst, like a bomb releasing a huge wave of shit all over the room.

I licked my lips in satisfaction knowing I had done the right thing.

>>35479149
Remilia stop making this thread please

Fucking pedophile scumbag.

>>35479186
>Remilia stop making this thread please
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>>35479121
No don't spoil please I haven't even finished rewatching the original yet

Don't go on /co/ if you don't want to be spoiled. Don't click Samurai Jack threads. Don't look at them. :)

>>35479110
You fucking idiot, they add the balance at the till.

>Also you have to be 18 to post on this board

Was it activated by the cashier before you stole it?

you cant lol

it has tp be done at the store