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I JUST GOT LAID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODfe5017h4
LISTEN TO THIS WHILE WE CELEBRATE
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>>36459727
Congratulations!
As of this day you are forever banished from this board.
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>>36459756
I guess it's good bye then
SEE YA IN THE NEXT LIFE
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>>36459776
It was nice knowing ya, now really... Fuck off normie scum!
Her name was Circe, she was pretty cute. Friday night Omegle thread, roaches? Coercing "fembots" into suicide edition.
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but did it work?
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>>36459670
Yes, I enjoyed watching. I was having second thoughts, but she told me she lived in Mexico so I figured it would be for the best.
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>>36459649
ooohhhh got anymore?
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Can someone please give me a (You) or two? I'm really lonely
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Why?
Originalisimoo
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>>36459617
I eat assssssssssssssssss
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>>36459617
Okay, friend.
Debt repayable to /pol/.
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>go onto online depression help group
>full of normies
>not too surprising
>normies talk about why they are depressed
>most are 'depressed' because of completely stupid reasons
>I talk about why I'm depressed
>get called pathetic since I have no reason to be depressed
Has there ever been a compassionate normie?
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>>36459608
>you have no compassion for anyone else in the group and think their reasons are stupid
>they also have none for you and think your reasons are stupid
Compassion doesn't exist in this world.
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>>36459608
Why are you depressed, OP?
As if this isn't original wtf
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>>36459608
>does unto the normies
>gets mad when the normies do unto him
Ur a real retard anon.
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What songs are you robots feeling too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZGjzpknlQ
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>>36459606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpkuLJPy9c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
sdsdf
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>tfw no skinny chestIet gf
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>tfw your only standard for women is that they are skinny and you still can't get a gf
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>>36459625
aIso that they have a vaginuh
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>>36459634
nah, i'd go for a cute boy too.
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>be dishwasher for about a year
>like it, kind of zen and barely every need to talk to people besides the chefs who are chill
>offered a promotion to busser
>take it because money
>3rd training day in, can't get rid of the pit of anxiety in my stomach when talking to people, come to work feeling like shit because of it, hate walking out into the front, manager can tell
>training again tomorrow
>start doing lone non-training shifts next week
can someone help? i have no one to talk to about this.
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Honestly just remember that no one you have to talk to truly cares they are just a cog in the machine like you. Legitimately just do your job and it will become repetitive and easy.
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>>36459552
Just ask to go back to dishwasher. Or though it out, after I got a promotion I had to interact more with employees and be friendlier, it comes naturally after a while, you don't necessarily enjoy the small talk and interacting with people but you get used to it.
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>>36459883
Even if i wanted to go back i couldn't, they hired new dishwashers and trained them, I don't think they'd move me back.
I guess, but it seems really bad for me. I dropped a candleholder while resetting a table because my hands were shaking. I'm legitimately considering anti-anxiety medication
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>on my laptop with sister
>go on to google and type in "s"
>autofill results
>"sister sits on brother's face and gives blowjob"
>"sister gets raped by brother
>"sister and mom fuck son
>"sister blackmailed into blowjob"
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Tell me more tell me more
Did she suck on your dick
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Did u gett succ from sis?
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Another average day in a white household lmao
Why aren't rapists castrated? It would be the perfect, obvious punishment for the crime.
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>>36459462
human rights and whatnot
i agree the punishment should fit the crime
steal? lose a hand
rape? lose your balls and or penis
would definitely lower the crime rate
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>>36459462
desu, and im not a sjw, i think the answer to your question honestly has to do with society's valuation of women. i.e. no one really cares that much about rape
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Women are all whores who enjoy rape, therefore rape isn't a real crime, so rape shouldn't be punished
There, I summarized every comment that will turn up in this thread, you got what you wanted, now delete it
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If you're all as isolated as you claim to be, how do you not lose your minds?
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>>36459420
I have lost my mind though.
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>>36459536
Have u lookd under your bed??? Haha? You understand?
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>>36459420
because robots are lowkey monks in there sparetime m'normie
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>tfw no gf
Recently my gf broke up with me and the only thought going through my mind is buying a boat,disappearing, and hoping she will forget my fucking dumb ass.
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Why'd you guys end it Opie?
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maybe you can buy some sympathy while you're at it, normalfag scum
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i feel u im planning on living in a shack in the city somewhere go dumpster diving and talk to pigeons should be tight
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If you could travel thro time
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2017-04-22 06:17:41
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Will you choose to only be able to only go to past or only go to future
>I would choose only going to past
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Past 1950s look sweet. Seems so much simpler.
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some ppl would choose future so they can win lottery but if apocalypse happens your money means nothing
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>>36459956
>legal meth
>fucking teenagers
>giving your politically inconvenient sister a fucking lobotomy
yeah................
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question for you, lads
how do you cope? whats your go-to release, distraction, etc
what draws your attention away from whatever it may be that disturbs you
>pic related, my method
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>>36459309
drugs and collecting stuff
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>>36459309
usually anime, drums and piano.
taking nice walks in the woods
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>>36459326
good stuff what u liek to collect
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I'm gonna shit in my boss's office
This year, I've already gotten into someone's car and shit in their bong, and then I railroaded him until he got fired.
He wasn't doing his job, and my psycho shit cunt fuck boss was making me do all his shit, and I wasn't getting more hours for it, I was having to stay late unpaid to do it.
Why don't I go to the union?
Because she's friends with everyone on the union board and has pretty well told me in the past, do it, bitch, make my day.
So today I found out the bitch has been stealing money from me.
And I am done with this job.
I'm gonna take a dump in her office, and walk out.
I'm just posting right now because I'm gonna take pics when I do, and you're gonna remember me.
You don't take my money you jealous old fuckign cunt, that money is all I have, I AM A SLAVE
POST QUITTING STORIES
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They can check the DNA in the poop (yum) then they can figure out it was you. Then what
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>>36459324
I'll kill myself, my dude
I got nothin to lose
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If you gonna off yourself slap the bitch around or off her
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Think of any "spilled my spaghetti" copypasta and replace that with "and then I shat myself and everyone knew and made fun of me"
that's my life
There is truly no worse fate
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>>36459255
How does it make you feel knowing I fetishize diapers anon?
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My ex-gf was incontinent. Because of her, I developed a diaper fetish
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>>36459255
What health problem exactly causes you to be incontinent?
Also greentext please.