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Is Cryptozoology the most robot major/career?
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>>38467166
Is that even a real fucking career?
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I'm pretty sure that would be data entry or answering surveys. If you can get paid to be a memer you're living the dream, which is something that by definition doesn't happen to robots, the NPCs of life.
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>>38467166
you faggot is that a map for ants

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>could have dated hot chicks
>started balding

thanks god. I guess being poor, abused by my parents, starving my whole life, having no friends or family, being completely alone in the world with nothing, autism, have a 0 metabolism so i have to starve just to not be fat, hairy, covered in stretch marks, and pale as an albino in the snow wasn't enough

thanks
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bump for original robot content.
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You're very welcome anon-kun.
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>>38467149
I feel the same way tbqh senpai

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>talking about space flight
>lmao fix the problems here first
Everytime
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If a woman doesn't have a fat pussy is it even worth having sex with her?
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>>38467079
if a women doesn't have a penis it isn't worth having sex with her.
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>>38467079
>t. baboon fucker

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>pull away from wendy's
>look in bag and see they didn't put extra ketchup in the bag
>pull around to walk in the store and get some
>employee is locking the door to the lobby as i walk up
>stop and turn around
>"sir, if you need something we can help you, i just saw you in the drive through
>don't respond, walk to car and eat the two tripple burgers and 3 crispy chickens without my ketchup
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>>38467066
You should have told him to not call anybody.
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is it a cost saving measure that they assume you don't want ketchup when you order fries in a drive through now?

enough of this
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Good. Ketchup is fucking disgusting.

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christmas BLOWOUT
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If I open my own charity, can I donate to it, have it written off by the tax return and therefore double the money I put into my charity? (which I can withdraw any day?)
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>>38467011
most charities need to be audited by the goverment
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/charity-reporting-and-accounting-the-essentials-march-2015-cc15c/charity-reporting-and-accounting-the-essentials-march-2015
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You have to do at least some charitable work, otherwise it's simple tax evasion, and that's even assuming they give you the legal certification to be a recognized (by the IRS) charity in the first place
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>tfw didn't win the lottery again

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>Is it the pain of the drinking
>Or the suddenly sinking feeling
>The car never seems to work
>When it's late your girlfriend's on a date
>And the hero with her in your dream
>In your sleep it seemed like you

>Manchild, will you ever win
>Manchild, look at the state you're in
>Manchild, he will make you cry
>Manchild, Manchild, Manchild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9VBMBS3qE
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Are ASMR channels and porn actually a pretty good substitute for a real relationship?

I mean, a robot nowadays has thousands of pretty girls who will gently whisper to him for hours on end on youtube, and all kinds of porn if he wants it, so what is he really missing out on?

It's like all of the positives (intimacy and sex) without the unnecessary baggage of commitments, fear of infidelity, monetary losses, etc.

Plus, if sex androids ever become a thing, the sexual aspect will become even more lifelike.
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Masturbation destroys your mind
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ASMR = http://seductra.net/

thats your future
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>>38467033

ASMR girls just whisper random words and stuff, though. They're not commanding you to do stuff or submit to them. It's about intimacy, not submission or being dominated or whatever.

e.g. of being nurtured:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdRwEvXPYGE

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>me at work other day
>hot coworker pranks me by shutting down my cash register and making me log back on
>wanna get back at her somehow
>try to say "im gonna get you back for that fucker"
>init. Autism.exe
Accidentally say "im gonna fuck you"
Tfw customers heard me
Tfw she gave me a disgusted/angry look
Tfw she told my boss
Im pretty sure im gonna lose my job there. Should i an hero? Or just deny it?
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Grab a die and roll twice, first for looks, second for personality.
6 = Meta-Alpha

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

Post results.
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>it's an anon imagines writing Springsteen's entire pre-Tunnel of Love catalog masturbation session
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>>38466871
Keep this board in english, please

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Hello robots, I want to learn how to cuck, I have cucked in the past and I really enjoy, but I want to be able to make some reallt good dishes and turn cucking into a hobby of mine, any tips on where to begin?
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>make a post with a few words
>click i'm not a robot
>no captcha
>post
>YOUR FUCKING POST WAS NOT ORIGINAL FAG
>add originialeloe to the post
>click i'm not a robot
>captcha
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>>38466840
That's what you get for trying to get around the robot. Also, if you don't have to solve the captcha 100% of the time, that means Google is tracking you and using your history to assume you're not a robot.
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>>38466859
why doesn't google always know that i'm not a robot?
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>>38466886
Trying to do multiple captchas in quick succession is a trigger to check whether you're a robot or not. Google doesn't know everything, yet.

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Third wheeling again and friends smoking by weed. I hate being this ugly. I want to go home.
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