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#truthbomb
#dropsmic

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>get A in class
>angry at myself for getting an A because I don't believe I deserved it
>get even angrier because professor sent me and a select few an email saying we're "well prepared" to take this class and he encourages is to take it next semester
>get even angrier at myself because I feel like I've tricked this professor into thinking I am smart and deserve an A when I know I do not
Does anyone else feel like this? I was actually shouting this is bullshit when I saw my grade.

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>sister wears less clothes than the deprived fr dark souls around the house
>have to keep my eyes shut and get her to leave my room to keep lustful thoughts out of my head
How do i tell her the way she dresses makes me extremely uncomfortable?

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There is no rational reason to have children.

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I haven't slept all night..

I can't remember anything that's been happening. I can't even remember that past couple of days. My eyes have been acting up, I've been sleeping more than usual. And this song just came on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgpI8ggdj2k [Embed]
And it's killing me... I miss her, getting a GF will destroy your heart once she leaves you...

Something is deeply wrong with me, I can't remember anything, one night I get cross faded while sleep deprived, now my memory is total shit, I can still talk normally and everything, but I just can't remember anything that's been happening for the last few days...

Tell me i'm going to be okay, that I'll be fine, even if that isn't that case, please just tell me it'll be okay

I'm cold, it's dark here, I'm lonely...

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R9K HELP
CHAD IS THREATENING TO MESSAGE GIRLS I DONT LIKE FOR ME
>be me
>be In class
>chad talking to friend girl asking if she is talking to anyone (in a joking way)
>turns to me
>''hey anon, you messaging any girls''
>tell him no
>looks around room
>why don't we change that?
>shitmyself.jpeg
>tell him I dont want to
>gets out his phone and for the next hour keeps saying that hes gonna message this one girl in particular who
is in our class
>hes saying that when he goes home he's going to message girl for me

what do I do lads?!
I dont want this to happen, I asked him why he was going to do this and he kept saying that
>its funny
I'm about to have a fucking stroke help

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>tfw no Latina MILF gf

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Is blurrryface /our album/ ?

It literally talks about depression anxiety,uselessness and is pretty creative

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>wake up on the floor at 3pm from a rough night of erotic asphyxiation
>body is covered in piss, shit, puke and jizz
>I use mummies cum encrusted panties I stole to clean myself up
>end up just smearing shit all over
>MUMMY MUMMY REEEE
>hear mummy make her way up the stairs
>"whats wrong anon?"
>as she walks into the room she slips on a stray cumrag
>as she falls over she smashes my prized Rei Ayanami poop sculpture
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I struggle to lift myself onto my feet for the first time in weeks
>my diaper leaks with weeks worth of digested tendies and a mixture of cum, piss, and disappointment
>I navigate my way to mummy through piles of garbage and shit
>a swarm of dormant flies rise out of the garbage and fill the room
>YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME MUMMY
>she struggles to pick herself up, slipping on piss and shit, "MUMMY IS SO SORRY SWEETIE PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"
>I remove my belt from around my neck and tie her leg to my bed
>YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU COW BITCH
>I pick up my destroyed Hachune Miku sculpture and shove it in mummies screaming mouth
>she gurgles as she weeps and tries to ransom her life with promises of unlimited tendies
>after an hour long struggle mummy finally eats the entire statue
>I waddle back to my computer to continue on my path to reach my goal of 10,000 gameplay hours in CS:GO
>mummy sits on the floor in the fetal position weeping for the rest of the day
>finally untie mummy and tell her to get me tendies
>"s-sure h-honey"
>she disappears for a few hours
>waddle downstairs to see whats taking so fucking long on my god damn tendies
>mummy slit her wrists in the kitchen sink and then hung herself with curtain cords
who will make me tendies now? ;_;

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who else /had the dream/ here?

>be me
>study chemistry at uni
>share house with students doing Arts majors
>kind of a loner on my course
> befriend housemates along with their other art degree friends.
>Girl in group, know her for since the start of the uni year
>Bit of a pretentious art-degree type, but quite malleable in terms of conversation.
>somewhat attractive but don't really have a a crush on her as she gets on with the other BA guys in the group
>fast forward to last night
>dream I'm staying over at her house in half term for some reason
>laying in bed in spare room
>she comes in really playfully
>pretend to be all coy and nonchalant like I do in real life.
> she smiles and momentarily leaves the room, before appear seconds later, standing in the door frame.
>smiles again and lifts up top
>fucking amazing youthful breasts pop out
>ohyeslord.jpeg
>she climbs in bed
>passionately embrace her bosom
>have the most intense wet dream ever experiences.
>wake up
>remember the dream, but carry on with my day
>see her this afternoon
>intense feelings of attraction that were not present before the dream

What do you think bros? should I make a move? Any advice would be appreciated.

Pic related: not her but looks very similar, pleasantly plain, maybe less latino.

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>be nice to a girl
>she ignores me
>be a huge chad asshole to her
>she wants my dick hard

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Robots, the thirst of this girl is quite real.
What do?

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>4 days into summer vacation
>already losing my mind from loneliness

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>tfw today was my first wagecucking day
>spent the entire 8 hours checking my clock, waiting for the day to end
>just came home and feel exhausted
fuck this, if this is how the next 40 years of my life is going to be like, i'm fucking out of here

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>girl posts dildo on snapchat story
>"reply for my second account to see me playing with this"
>reply
>"hahahaha anon no"

why am i alive