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Premature ejaculation
Hey anons, I've been suffering from premature ejaculation in the last year or more in addition to it I can't really keep an erection..... Any robot who has/d it and can give me tips or how they fixed it?
Every orgasm I experience more or less feels disappointing....
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>>36774178
>tfw delayed ejaculation
It takes me 40 minutes to an hour to fucking finish.
>inb4 toastie premies
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you must instead think of it as excitable phallus syndrome
and wonder about how to get your penis to chill out
think about your dick like it's a rastafarian contemplating factory work
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I have the same problem. With the right video I cum in under a minute without forcing it despite the fact that I masturbate every day twice a day. I also pop erections for no reasons on the middle of the day.
I try to fap without anything else than my imagination and edge like crasy, I can hold maybe 10min max like this but I would blow my nut within seconds with a real woman. Luckily, this will never happen to me.
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AHAHAHA SUCK MY BALLS FAGGOTS I GOT A DATE THIS WEEKEND
CHOO CHOO NEXT STOP NORMIEVILLE
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>he thinks a woman will make him happy
grow up
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>>36774128
cool beans, keep us posted.
boasting is bad manners btw
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>>36774128
>suck my balls
>faggots
>choo choo
OPikapika forgot to mention his date is assuredly with a man.
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>republicans replacing obamacare
who /freightened here/ i weight 325 pounds and have pre existing conditions how am i supposed to get health care now. this is not even a troll post i am legitamtely worried about this
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Because the American healthcare system is so bloated and useless that it needs a congressional bill to keep it afloat.
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>>36774092
>325 pounds
No pity for this man
You get what you deserve
In this case dying from a heartattack at 35 and destroying your knees in the process
I feel bad for the little kid with asthma tho
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>>36774092
boogie pls leave
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>"Ok class. I need everyone to find a partner."
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Lucky for me this one guy always took pity on me and would always get me a partner.
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>your friends join a group with the friends they like more than you
That feeling never doesn't hurt.
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>>36774029
>get paired with girl
>cant do anything because i skipped 70% of classes and im in senior year now and dont know what the fuck im doing
heh
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Im tall, but skinny. How do i become bulkier?
I tried hitting the gym an hour four or five times a week and it barely did anything.
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>>36774018
You need to eat more too
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Deadlifts
Squats
Bench
Lots of milk
GOMAD
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>>36774053
Oh so i should drink milk? I wasnt sure. Ill start now then since i have some.
>>36774043
Im eating lots of meat, even though its expensive. Should i eat vegetables too? I have been avoiding most of them for ages.
Holy SHIT
>Live abroad in a student residence for a year
>go downstairs to eat
>sit down randomly without thinking
>realized I sat right in the middle of a table full of Estonian exchange students
>they all look at me awkwardly and giggle
>Fedorian with twirly moustache goes "ah yeees, haha... I mentioned you to the gurls, you are the man who has interesting stories?"
>"h-haha yeah" (He thinks this of me because I told him I liked history)
>conversation starts to flow and I answer with mostly yes or no questions
>"are you going to x club tomorrow?"
>"why?"
>"eets my birthday"
>"oh... Are you inviting me?"
>"yes shoore"
>holy shit this hot Estonian girl invited me out
Now I'm going out with a bunch of cute Estonian normies and their friends. this is fucking unprecedented. I don't know anything about girls or Estonia. Do I have a shot? I'm very socially disabled and very plain looking but MAYBE If I play my cards right.
This all happened due to sheer fucking luck. Please guide me /r9k/, I may never have this chance again.
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>>36773923
Don't try too hard. You'll fuck it up.
Don't drink too much. You'll fuck it up.
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>>36773923
Be yourself, but do your best to stay relaxed and show that there's no fear of social interaction. This is best strat.
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>>36773923
Estonian girls are similar to any other nationality, alcohol gets them started. I'd suggest you to drink too just to loosen up. Talk with them, invite them to dance, make yourself interesting.
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Just got stood up.
Was supposed to meet with girl at coffee shop. We met at her work, I thought I did a good job exchanging numbers and messaging over facebook for a bit setting up today. Two days ago we agreed to meet at 2:30 today, this morning her Facebook messenger kept saying user is not accepting messages at this time. Thought it was a system error, but since she's a no show I see that she blocked me.
Decided to order a croissant and a latte anyway and try to enjoy the ambiance but I'm lonely. Share your stood up stories friends.
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Sorry OP
I never got stood up because I never really got far enough as a girl agreeing to a date
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>her work
Suspicious
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bitch, the waiter made you a heart in your coffee and you don't even notice it
she's clearly hitting on you
Let me tell you a story of a fat fuck potatoe named Ally
>Be Me
>Walking to Chemistry
>I pass by the Tard Room and get fucking rushed
>a fat disgusting potatoe is on me
>She has shit all over her hands and face
>Foght or Flight mode
>I fucking pop her full stregth in the Jaw she gets off
>She starts to scream and cry
>The Tard Wrangler takes her back and apologizes to me
>I went to the princeables office and met the parents of the potatoe
>They apologized and told me her name and even offered to order me new clothes
>Ally was her name
>I then smell the same shit
>She's in the door with her hip on her hand
>She said sorry
>I said o ok
>The princeable tells me he gave her my name
>fuck
>She comes up to me face to face and says
>KeyMix with shit spit getting all on my face
>My names max btw
>I say I gotta piss and rush to the bathroom
>I actually left school, and didn't come back till the next day
>That Tard might like me I realized and I know I'm fucked
cont?
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>>36773815
please anon
please tell me you fucked her.
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Cont.?
Cont.???
Are you fucking serious? Of course you fucking continue
It is guaranteed people will stumble upon this thread, read it and screencap it if you type out your story in full. But there is no guarantee they will stick around if you ask whether to continue each time you fucking post.
You'll say "cont.?" each time just so you'll get replies and validation instead of sharing the story for the sake of making OC
This is why the internet is dead, nobody makes things unless they're absolutely sure they will get attention for them.
Just type out the whole god damn story before you get bored and leave us hanging.
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>>36773815
Continue the story nigger
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>oneitis posts pictures of her new bf
she kept giving me signals that made me think I had a shot at her, but I guess I'm just a loser like everyone else here
I suppose seeing that she's happy makes me a little happier, though
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>I suppose seeing that she's happy makes me a little happier, though
yea you tell yourself that but that is a big fat lie and you know it
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>>36774061
Man, I just don't want to think I'm as selfish as I actually am
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>>36773783
>imagine blowing them up allah style
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How is it possible to be this beta? Can someone teach me?
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I'm ironically trying to make a weeb account myself
Give me tips
steamcommunity.com/id/originalitylost
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>>36773775
s-sauce on the images,, please
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might as well ask here
what are the best games to farm badges/steam levels
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What is a book that everybody needs to read?
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The Key: A true ecounter by whitley strieber
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A book every robot needs to read:
DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A NORMIE!
Notes from Underground
Catcher in the Rye
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probably the kybalion
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How does one stop masturbating? It's the only thing that gives me purpose. It's killing me inside, I know it isn't a big deal, but I just do it so much it's getting out of hand.
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Be productive, do things and keep your mind off of it.
If anything,stop watching porn as well, shits unhealthy.
Go nofap for at least 3 days, you should orgasm only once every few days.
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>>36773800
Yeah it's hard tho. I read a metric fuckload due to my major and times that I just can't help it. I'm alone with my thoughts a hella lot.
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>>36773741
Well get that motherfucker back in your hand and beat the shit out of it.
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>Already drinking in the afternoon
So is this how a drunkard is born?
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>>36773730
>afternoon
drunks drink at breakfast
breakfast consists only of alcohol
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>>36773750
Certainly the breakfast of champions.
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Gin makes the world feel less shit.
Also Asuka is a very cute senran.
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>"come on anon stand up and give your presentation, we are dying to know what it is about"
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lmao am I in london? holy shit
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>>36773728
Suicide, and why you should all commit it. By Marshall Herff Applewhite Junior. Hi, i'm going to attempt to drown myself...you can try this at home. You can be just like me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaGZ2gyDMxw
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>>36773728
tfw STILL doing presentations about video games all the way into college
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What does pucci taste like?
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As a bag of coins
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>>36773710
Take a raw avocado and cut it in two then take out the huge nut. Each half will resemble the same shape as a typical vagina, it taste similar too.
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>>36773710
always the same :
>piss
>period blood
>sweat
>shit