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If you ever think you have an unhealthy obsession with some kind of culture or historical era, just think: you could have been a weaboo.
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You can't get a girlfriend? Come on man, it's not hard.
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>>38511276
Getting a girlfriend is actually really easy. Clean yourself up, aim for chubby girls who wear makeup, compliment them and be aggressive in bed.

KEEPING a girlfriend, on the other hand, is a trick I've never mastered.
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>>38511330
This anon gets it. Tried this for myself about a week ago, worked like a charm.
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It's hard when you're an ugly man. Men have it hard in this modern degenerate world where Chads share all the women and the average (normie) guy gets to betabux after his wife is done riding the cock carousel

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What makes you live the dream everyday?

Who put you in this way and for how long are you surviving?

Let share feels here ITT
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>>38511233
I lived like that for 5 months, and before the fifth I started to dislike it. I don't like socializing, but I do enjoy going out and looking around places. Wish I could be like that and sit all day, sadly I can't.
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I'm trying to become a illustrator, so I live to study and produce until I'm good enough to get hired
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>>38511591
Really interesting bro.

But you never leave your house? You study at home?

>>38511347
OP here. I lived this way for 7 months.
Then I lived another 11 months.
And 2 years later just more 5 months.

This is agony.

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Guys...it happened. My dad had finally forced me to take a 6 months trip to china to live wih my grandparents. Im fucking shaking right now. I dont know what im going to do in that shithole.
I don't even know how to speak the fucking language man
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I've asked you this before, STOP POSTING MY PICTURES!!!
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Original story
Jrjrhrhbr
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>>38398952
Do you know what is Opium? If yes you should start selling.
Nice copypasta btw

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Why do I always feel like shit after a nap. My body is really hot, I'm really thirsty and I feel like I have a fever or something. Every fucking time.
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>>38398941

That picture captures the current zeitgeist perfectly.

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I've been officially accepted into a canadian government funded program that is meant to develop job searching skills (how to do a resume, how to do job interviews, etc). Which will last 6 weeks, 40 hours a week for minimum wage. As described here: https://www.canada.ca/en/employment-social-development/services/funding/skills-link.html

This is like NEETbux but in a more dignified way. Already bought myself a new comfy computer chair because of that upcoming money.

It's all gonna work out robots if you cuck the government into getting you into the door of the job market.
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Woah woah woah fuck this might be just what I need. Fellow canadafag here
>just got laid off from work in wagecuck construction
>hopefully starting school in September
Thank you based OP
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>>38511282
Problem is, you need to not be receiving unemployment insurance or neetbux already to be eligible. So idk if you can apply.
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>>38511227
>how to write a resume
>EIGHT HOURS A DAY FOR SIX WEEKS
I would literally rather panhandle

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Who was that Tumbr roastie that was recently being orbited? There was one pic of her that kept being reposted that was in black and white? Need tumblr link
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PIs respend

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Is not using a 4chan pass degenerate?
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not gonna lie but it was the best 15 I've spent
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they need to be half price, everyone would have one and way more purchases would go through
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>>38511189
4chan probably deserves my money more than anywhere.
But my high quality posting which keeps people coming back for more and buying 4chan probably itself deserves payments.
What I'm trying to say is captcha should be removed for me and I shouldn't have to pay anything for it.

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Let's be real, there's no way out of a pornaddiction, right?

I've been watching porn since I turned 12, I'm about to turn 22. Until the past year I always ignored and didn't even notice when girls were attracted to me. I had a mental crisis, lost all my friends, and am now stuck in a life that offers nothing. My day consists of waking up, checking youtube and 4chan, eating something, going to uni, come back, jerk off for 6 hours, drive somewhere with my car if I'm really bored and go to bed.
It's the same fucking thing for the past three years. I do have friends, but I'm shy to go outside, because I can't handle the real world. I tried quitting porn, longest I lasted was two weeks (not even entire 14 days).

This has been all my life, I never had anybody close to me, I don't know what love is, I don't know what human compantionship is, human interaction is something I gotta force myself to.
I tried working out and talking to girls, and it goes well for a few weeks, but then I fall into the "masturbation and porn is easier, you know you can pull girls, just quit this real life shit, too much effort".
I am weak and unable to quit this shit. I've only ever lived with my mom, had no dad-person ever in my life and I feel like that's the reason why I'm so lazy and a damn loser. The best thing for me would be is if my mom kicked me out, but I'm too comfortable in this shitty life that eats my damn soul and has eaten my teenage years.
Fuck this life I am living.
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>>38511117
Stop watching porn, stop masturbating. You have to change your way of thinking, and do the work to change and better yourself.
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>>38512137

I couldn't quit cold turkey but I didn't have this level of addiction. I quit porn by allowing myself to continue masturbating. That's the 1st step.
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>>38512241
I don't feel any desire for jerking off when I don't look at porn.

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ITT: Food you cannot stand
Fuck this disgusting shit.
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>>38511099
It's just egg s and natural oils. Nothing harmful
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>>38511099
Only sub-human scum dislikes mayo. Mayo + ketchup makes the best possible french fry dip, and it's great for making egg salad sandwhiches and deviled eggs.
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Clearly you've never tried mayonnaise on pizza, OP.

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>has a loving wife and kids
>lives his dream getting paid to eat and review fast food

What's your excuse?
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>>38511074
i dont see this guys appeal he actually makes me sick review is pure class
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>>38511074
>>has a loving wife and kids

no he doesn't
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>another thread about some e-celeb I've never heard of
There are too YouTube personalities nowadays, I can't keep up.

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>Now 20 years old
>Thinking about visiting a hooker in Europe just to experience sexual intercourse

Have any virgin dudes on here done this?
Did you regret it?
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Yeah, I regret it. I've come to realise that sex is about self-esteem more than it is pleasure, and fucking a prostitute made me feel even worse about myself. Essentially, you feel shit about being a virgin not because you haven't experienced sex, but you because you want social status and for a woman to be attracted to you. If you just want to fuck a hole, buy a fleshlight.
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I lost it to a hooker and it was worth it, but where I live it's legal.

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WHY IS THIS BOARD NOT JUST AN ECHOCHAMBER VALIDATING MY SHITTY SELFISH ACTIONS NORMIES GET OUT REEEE
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WHY ARE CONDOMS SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND DIFFICULT TO PUT ON

I CAN'T EVEN ROLL THEM ALL THE WAY DOWN

REEEEEEEEE
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Skyn condoms my robro
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>>38398889
you know you can't make yourself pregnant right?
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>>38399011
That's the exact one I was using, it kept getting caught between my head and foreskin and I lost my boner

Reminder that traps are not gay, and those who disagree need to wake up to the real world. Keep disagreeing just know that you're wrong, but whatever helps you sleep at night, kiddo :)
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I didn't think traps were gay until my gf (male) raped me.
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>>38398887
traps themselves are gay obviously. the act of fucking a trap is not gay. being fucked by a trap is gay. so really they are both depending on what you do with them

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