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Post cute girls and that you dream to have as a girlfriend
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Orochi
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>tfw no thin pale readhead gf
this life was not meant for me
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>>35890825
moar please xd
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Should I get a guitar with or withought a cutaway?
Also show me your guitars.
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>>35890097
acoustic is the most beta cringy shit ever. why waste your time and money, get a cheap secondhand strat and you will be 1000x happier
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>>35890696
Classical guitar is where it's at nigga you don't know what you're talking about
Also OP if you're just getting the one, or just learning, I'd get a cutaway for that percentage more versatility
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>>35890696
This.
Unless you're limited to country and special snowflake indie songs, an electric is by far your best option
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Is anyone watching My 600lb Life right now? This guy is a goddamn meme factory
>fat as fuck (800lbs)
>NEET
>piss bottles
>eats 6 pizzas a day
>makes fun of wagies
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>>35889455
And people here actually brag about being a neet
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>>35889455
Does he eat tendies?
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His life is better than mine. I guess it's time to bulk up.
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What is the best mbti and why is it ENTP?
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>>35888715
ENFP here.
ENTP are true bros and are always game for new opportunities and adventures. They'll talk with you about anything and everything I won't just try to direct the conversation towards what they feel they're knowledgeable about.
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>>35888715
INTP are better of course, but you and you're feeling partner are alright (or bearable) I guess
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>>35888715
Heh, you misspelled ENTJ there buddy
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STUPID ROASTIE WHORES
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>>35885237
>have pudding in the fridge
>bought only 1 flavor of vanilla just to enjoy one and the rest chocolate
>one day look in the fridge
>it's gone
>late in the afternoon lazy ass mother walks into my gaming session
>I ate one of your yogurts
>since you only had one of a certain flsvor I assumed the others were your favorite and took that one
Women logic
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>>35885237
its not hate, it just the truth, you don't hate a carnivore for eating meat.
the same with women, they're animals and we shouldn't hate women for behaving like women, BUT it is needed to domesticate hate or simply be indifferent torwards them, women don't owe you anything and you don't owe them anything, if they need your help then ignore it because if it was the other way around then it is obvious they will ignore you.
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>>35885237
That story is false, the whole hymen thing is a meme
>picking up girls at church
>that kid who sucked himself off on camera and showed everyone at school
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> that kid who wore the same hoodie every day in high school
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> that kid who went to poop in between every class
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>>35882289
>that kid who would always shout EgoRaptor/GameGrumps quotes and got in trouble for swearing.
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Discuss anything related to uni/college in this thread.
How are classes going? Have you withdrawn from any yet? Are you trying to frantically bring your grades up? Are you having roommate/suitemate drama? Do you fall in love with every attractive person you walk by on the way to class?
Talk about it all here.
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i just dropped out lmao
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>just talked to my advising counselor about dropping zoology lecture
>"this should save your gpa some and give you more time to get your other grades up"
>tfw going to just use the extra time to sleep in
>tfw fell in love with the Chad that befriended me
>literally can't build up enough motivation to write my English papers
>didn't even do my last one
>trying to write one currently but get distracted at the slightest thing or lose interest every 5 minutes and do something else like shitpost
>tfw
I wish I were still in high school
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bump
would like to have an original thread full of other people in the same boat as me
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What's the most autistic thing you have ever done in a public place?
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>girls talking
>i hear something about not wearing a ba look back at her chest
>they start laughing
>do it again in a few minutes
>girl starts flipping out and syaing she'll slap me and stuff
>i think oh shit
>calmly say "relax, im actually asexual"
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>>35870361
that's actually great.
anon 1
grill 0
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>be me
>be this guy
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Sleep naked and cuddle with pets? 2017-03-28 09:43:54 Post No.35863147
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Sleep naked and cuddle with pets?
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Is it "wrong" to sleep naked with my doggy? She cuddles under the covers and she snuggles up by my belly.
Nothing sexual just comfy. Anyone else do this?
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OP here, also just to clarify that it's not sexual whatsoever so please respond ASAP and let me know what you think!
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Our body is covered in erogenous zones. It is sexual to some extent. Still comfy though, sleeping naked is great.
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>>35863147
Fucking gross gig
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Feels thread, I guess 2017-03-28 08:43:21 Post No.35861743
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I experienced the straw that breaks the camel's back today. As every robot, I am depressive and negative, however, there was one thing I really looked forward to.
>I'm a NEET
>dropped out in HS
>never really liked life
>have those dead looking eyes
>tried faking hapiness and optimism
>tried being a normie
>all of these failed
>the only thing I love are video games
>anyway, back to the depressive fuck that I am
>more depressive in this week because shit happened
>on the 28th was release a DLC I waited for 6 months
>Dark Souls 3 The Ringed City
>this is literally the only thing I looked forward in 2017
>keep in mind that video games are my only reason to live
>I decide to play the game with a character who's on NG+5, I expect a nice challenge
>get into it
>this looks nice so far !
>get to the combat
>get one shot by almost everything
>2 or 3 hits kill me if I'm lucky
>ok I guess I'll continue, it can't be that bad
>get to the first boss, has 2 phases
>die a couple of times to phase 1, but nothing I can't handle
>phase 2
>boss has around 12K hp
>1 hit removes half my life
>some special attacks one shot me
>I'm not having fun anymore
>get past this shit thanks toCheat Engine
>die to some regular ennemies
>really frustated now
>give up after dying in 2 hits to some fatty with a big sword
Some of you are going to think "but that's only a video game it can't be that bad", it was the only thing I wanted from 2017 and I get really disappointed with it. It was, as I said earlier, the straw that breaks the camel's back, since other stuff happened and made me feel bad.
>In addition to this, I dreamt that I had a gf who loved me and we were happy together
I'm in tears, robots. I just want to end it.
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Also forgot to say, I've always been good at this game, even other people told me so. Which is why it's more impactful than ever on me. I feel like thrash.
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>>35861743
I understand your feel
When FF15 sucked it spun me into depression aswell as its all i looked forward to in my life
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>>35861943
It must've been even worse, you didn't wait 6 months, but 10 years.
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NEET's or people who haven't worked in the past year: what kind of job are you looking for and why can't you find one? What do you expect from your working life?
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None
I don't search
Nothing
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Never worked in my life so nobody will hire me now. Looking to go to uni with a view to ultimately becoming a teacher. I'm then going to fuck off abroad and teach English to foreigners.
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A house which is the endgame costs about 400k.
A stable job gives you monthly about 2k.
The math is simple. I don't want to trade my time for money.
I want to trade my hard work and skill for money.
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You can use this thread for any member of your family
mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki/brother
Option 1
Go hug your sister, tell her you love her, and post results.
Option 2
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.
1 - I've always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do anything together with no consequences, what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing in my life that keeps me sane.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what others may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
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>>35828125
I'll leave you this bump hun but I'm going back to sleep
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>>35828330
>hun
H-how did you know?
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How did the last one die so quickly? Also roll I suppose
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Who can I tell if I'm a normie or not?
>Black
>6'2
All you're going to get. Kek.
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Hey Chad'quan - get the fuck off my board
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Have to ask this first "my nigger"
How many sexual partners so far in life?
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>>35904408
Thanks. I needed this. *thumbs up
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Post your favourite poops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y2HU5riUsk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUylUz0L4ZM
a classic
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>>35904370
too bad imaperson is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-a93TgzBw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEvV9KfxrFE
another good one
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>anon tell me about your past girlfriends and relationships
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Both bitches were fucked up in the head but it's not like i was any better and ofcourse i blame myself for being left miserable and alone.
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My only ever experience with a woman was a fat girl from r9k who is apparently addicted to cheating and lying.
Probably last experience too desu
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>>35903986
>anon, it says here you didn't have a girlfriend from 1986 to 2017...what exactly were you doing during this period?