>be me, about a month ago
>playing skyrim with mods
>goes to an island just to mark it on my map
>no bridge, so i'll have to swim
>when i about to return i spot FAST movment on water
>a HUGE slaughterfish pop out of the water
>i'm literally hydrophobic now
How much shit do I have to buy before I become happy?
>Boss calls me 3 times on my day off to ask me to work extra
>Didn't get them until later because I was busy
>The next day I'm working he scalds me for not answering
Am I supposed to be on call 24/7 for this wagey job or what?
Lets have one of these threads.
im waiting for you robots
ITT you post ugly girls/women you would absolutely destroy in bed if you had the chance.
That's insulting to her and her family. Take it the fuck back.
Good morning, wagecuck.
It's the last day of slavery before your well deserved two days off freedom. Go and finish out your week of slavery.
Another day, another dollar.
Au contraire, wagie-slavie. Customer's always right. Wouldn't want Mr. Shekelberger to write you up and subject you to disciplinary action, would you?
Wagies are already getting ragie. Get off to work. You wouldn't want to get fired and become an useless NEET that doesn't make mommy and daddy proud of you and doesn't contribute to society, would you?
Saw myself in the camera again
>caught a glimpse of my reflection as i was brushing my teeth again
>mom got new clothes for me
>tells me i look good
>think i look good
>go out for tendies
>see sinful self in the glass door of burger king
>immediately turn away and rush back home
>broke up with fiancee two months ago
>been trying to move on but still miss her so incredibly much
>do same sports
>will see her again at a tournament tomorrow
>tfw genuinely very afraid and dreading it
I'm a grown man, but god damn, I can feel my heart beat in my chest already.
Have you ever encountered your ex after the break-up? What happened? How was that for you?
>met a girl who seemed like all my dreams come true for 3 hours once and this was the highlight of my life
>got ghosted afterwards
>still hung up over it because it was the only 3 hours in the past ten years where time felt like it was moving forward
>trying to imagine what it would be like if i had a fiancee
>trying to imagine the pain of losing that
>levels of emotion seem so high that they're abstractions which i cant really imagine
How the fuck do you people deal with all those feelings that come with relationships and ending them, I can't even get over having an unrequited crush in elementary
So anon tell me, how was your relationship with your mother?
She's very passive aggressive and vindictive, has major mood swings due to depression and BPD, and will lecture you about anything she can think of even if she knows nothing about it.
I love her because she's my mom, can't stand her because she's insufferable, and I molested her once while she was drunk. So... decent
/r9k/ is trash these days
Quick get in!
How wouId you service this goddess?
I'm going to Brisbane next month for tafe. I'm gonna fuck a hooker and lose my virginity. Then get fucked up every night.
Will this make me a normie at last?
Help me justify being a 20 something year old NEET to myself
You have ascended to the highest form of existence at such a young age. You're at one with all living things. Each man's thoughts and dreams are yours to know. You have power beyond imagination.
Use it well, my friend. Don't lose your head.