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>>34575156
Ok dude, whatever

fag

>>34575156
>H-hehe I am a girl hehe

a girl(male) or a girl(female)?

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>>34575180
A-a girly girl hehe

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Miller, Noah
13 May 1998 - 15 February 2012
Michigan, USA

Someone is missing from our dinner table,
from our bedroom and our home.
Someone is missing from holiday celebrations,
family vacations and everywhere in between.
Someone is missing from our lives,
Our littlest one is gone.
He will not have birthday parties, graduations, or celbrations.
Noah was the bright light of our lives.
We will miss him throughout eternity
and our family will never be complete.
Someone is missing, yet we go on.
Our lives are touched by him.
Changed forever by his brief existence.
His memory we keep alive.
He lives only in our hearts and minds,
We were blessed by his short life.
Our love for him forever strong.
Even though...someone will always be...MISSING.

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Golden, Krystal Baker
4 February 1968 - 14 July 2009
Arizona. USA

She was the light of my life. The world is a lot darker without her.

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Johnson, Zachary Ryan Colich
13 December 1991 - 06 August 2014
Indiana

Only if we just had one more day to say anything that would have changed your mind. You're missed and loved by so many. I hope heaven is everything I've read and dream about. You're at peace and smiling while playing guitar. Save a place for the rest of us. I can't wait to come home to see you again son. Always loving you, waiting to be in your arms, mom.

I love to shove eggs up my asshole

>>34575124
I don't really have too many rejection stories because I'm terrified of rejection and therefore never try anything.

But one time I added this girl on fb out of nowhere because she was in my class and I thought she was cute, and she never accepted it.

Man up you cuck, and play the numbers game.

>>34575114
By fucking some white qt in college who is into me for some reason
Probably because I'm black

>>34575114
Why are they always so BIGGGH

I plan to celebrate by writing mean things about them on obscure weeb imageboards.

"Trump and the rise of populist politics....what will it mean for your average robot?"

On the one hand it's funny watching trump rile up the establishment.....on the other hand he'll probably cut our neetbux and other welfare security blankets.

"Do you really get wizard powers if you're a virgin at 30?" Phone in topic

>>34575057
Would love to be on the podcast sometime anon, wish you luck.

Topic: Solving the mystery known as women

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You better have a very deep, slow, and calming voice

Or just a comfy voice

And good taste in music/ambient sounds

If you're going to make a podcast about comfy shit, you better make that shit comfy to the max. Record yourself over a crackling fire, over falling rain, over a silent forest, over a winter wind.
Use lots of imagery and fantasy too.

The actual subject matter won't matter. Robots would listen to this to escape reality for a few minutes. It doesn't matter what reality it is or what it discusses so long as it is comfy.

If someone manages to pull this off, it'll be the first podcast I've had any interest in.

Don't do it unless you want to be a teacher

seems unwise

i would probably have given my left nut to get into med school although now i've accepted my non-medical career track

>tfw too dumb for o-chem

>>34575051
>should I drop out of a degree that will guarantee me a high-paying job in favor of a degree that will guarantee me being homeless?

>>34575025
>actually having potential but squandering it

isn't that just a failed normie?

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>>34575025
>>i have more talent and better ideas than 80% of writters, comedians, musicians, actors, filmmakers of my country

Sure you do

>>34575025
Have you actually written full scripts?

I forgot none of you have jobs.

I use to deliver for Jimmy John's. It was super shit because the tips you get are much smaller than pizza places. But I worked in the store most of the time which was pretty nice, just fast paced.

>>34575015
It's boring and shitty pay. You do interact with people.

>>34575001
idk man

mayb the insulin makes you black out before you put enough into you?

also pls dont sucide

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>>34575024
idk dude I'm just gonna go for it I used to have the whole terrified of being brain dead thing but fuck it it should work

can we make this a fun thread for someone finally feeling happy that he sees a way out?

>>34575024
That's not how insulin works, that's not how any fucking injection works.

How the fuck can something take effect before you manage to finish pushing the plunger

>tfw too big and muscular to be dominated, crushed, and brutally beaten by a thicc muscular but chubby gril
You twinks are fuckin lucky

6.5" is not big at all. That's the same size as my 14 year old neighbor

>>34576458
Why do you originally know how big your neighbour's wiener is?

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>>34574970
wow, so you'd want to fuck me?

>>34574993
>wow, so you'd want to fuck me?
Pretty sure there's some asian/latina/arab/etc. woman out there who fetishizes you.

>>34574993
dirty novaskosheean

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Now I've tried this with other people dying. I'd find out about a killing in the news and then kill myself afterwards. They're still dead. I don't get it. If I were to kill myself right now, in your reality I'll be dead but I'll wake up like nothing has happened and this day never happened. I was wondering what would happen if I die of old age and I'm thinking I'll just grow extremely old and immortal or something. Or maybe I'm supposed to look for something. I doubt I'm the only one. I doubt I'm special. I think in our own realities, we're all immortal and eventually we'll all reach the same conclusion that we are god. It's how Jesus dies and resurrects and is immortal or a "god". We're like Jesus. It's starting to make sense. Jesus "dissapeared" after being killed but in fact he came back, in his own timeline and continues living on. It's how they say God is always with you. We're all sharing the same plane but there are infinite universes for each and everyone of us.

If this is true. Then, you have nothing to lose. You can improve your life to what you desire. Go for it. The worst that could happen is that if you fuck up, you can kill yourself and "reset" yourself. Problem is, in our reality, you're actually dead and are a piece of shit. I believe this is what Karma is. If you are bad, or kill yourself, you'll keep picking up this negative energy and shit starts going bad in your reality. You'll have less success in doing whatever you want to do. You will fail more often. I don't know ... I still have a lot of searching to do. I just wanted to share this knowledge before I go. Remember that you can always reset and to not be afraid to do what you want as long as you don't hurt others.

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>>34574949
>I keep killing myself but I keep coming back

>>34574997

I can't think of anyway to prove it. I mean, I can kill myself but I'll be dead in your reality and come back and you would have never made this post in my reality. I've already tried it. I've tried using scars. I've cut myself, killed myself, cut gone. Cut myself, sleep, kill myself, cut gone. There's no damn way I can prove it. I'll just keep killing myself over and over.

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Literally just a circle but ok

>>34574896
what the fuck do you watch on youtube

how is arching the back a desirable quality

>>34574847
>A woman that cooks and cleans
>AND is loyal
No such thing to be desu my familiar

>>34574847
>women
>having their own money
>being intelligent
>being loyal

>>34574846
kill them
xdxdxd

>>34574846
Put some pot in their rooms (use gloves so you don't get your fingerprints on the bags) then report them to the cops

keep your towel in your room