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Does /r9k/ see hookers?
It's the ultimate convience.
>paid 60 bucks for an hour with this chick
>she sucked my dick and I sodomized her for a full hour for 3 twenties
>literally pocket change and I got to ass fuck this girl
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I'm a NEET I don't have pocket change
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Nope that's degenerete.
I just listen to music
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>>37105264
Ew. You probably shouldn't brag about fucking that. Have you no shame? Also, hope you enjoy the flare up you're gonna have in about 4-6 weeks
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normie problems general 2017-05-18 03:49:39 Post No.37105185
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>a girl drunkenly confessed her love for me and said that I was so handsome and cute
>see her regularly
>she has an amazing body, goes to the gym, 10/10 ass
>have a really strong urge to fuck her
but
>I'm in a relationship
>would never cheat
>gf does literally everything for me
>she is my first one
idk what to do lads. it's been getting quite stale with my gf but I feel like I would regret breaking up with her. I still love her, but not like I used to. I care about her but dont find her that attractive anymore.
wat do. I'm not sociopathic enough for chad life.
>cue the screaming frogs
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>>37105185
don't do it, i lost the love of my life
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>would never cheat
>gf does literally everything for me
theres your answer
the girl who confessed to you only wants your dick. if you are willing to ruin a good relationship in order to fuck a whore then go ahead.
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>>37105185
Do not cheat. If you do it you represent everything r9k hates about women. You want to chose stacy over your dear girlfriend who you love. Dont be a fucking asshole. If you really have no more feelings for her then break it off with her, but dont do it solely because this stacy said you looked cute once.
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Currently enjoying the view from our palace
AMA
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Prove it or else you're just larping
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>>37105080
Kind of a shitty view for a place. Are sure you're not just the son of a garden variety millionaire?
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What is your favorite Avril Lavigne song and why?
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>starting to think I'm gay or at least bisexual
t-thanks
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>bicurious
>bi
>bigay
you're just fucking gay
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>>37104888
yup, one sure sign of faggotry is shitting up /r9k/ with it while there's /lgbt/ so fuck off and go suck a dick.
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>>37104888
I'm bicurious too. Want to trade penis pics?
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What is your sexual fantasy /r9k/? Post pics with it.
Here is mine.
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I want to cover Creed songs with a proper band in the same room as Chad and Stacey getting down to business.
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>>37104899
sounds like a cuck fantasy?
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>>37104927
What are you saying... I'm a cuck?
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>try to chat up a girl in the park
>she says "gimme a break"
>I say "hmmm how about I break your fucking jaw"
>move on to the next one
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How about I break your little feeble dick?
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>>37104806
You go from girl to girl for what purpose exactly? Can I see a picture of what you dress like?
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>>37104806
that's it.
no mercy, no regrets, moving on.
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Do i have a chance to get a gf? I have never had one.
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Yeah, you're entirely average. Put in a good bit of effort and something will happen.
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brandon is this you?
originillimo
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yes if you go outside and do something about it instead of constantly whining on r9k
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>walk into room
>find your gf on top of your ugly fat friend
What do?
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>>37104693
Ah ha. But what if i am the fat guy?
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>>37104693
I join them desu
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>>37104693
smack her around a few times
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Sperg feels thread, No neurotypicals allowed 2017-05-18 03:19:14 Post No.37104671
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Sperg feels thread, No neurotypicals allowed
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>"Children with AS are more likely to have sleep problems, including difficulty in falling asleep, frequent nocturnal awakenings, and early morning awakenings"
>"AS is also associated with high levels of alexithymia, which is difficulty in identifying and describing one's emotions"
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Alexithyma is because a non-neurotypical brain (keep in mind when I say non-Neurotypical, I mean mildy autistic, not Chris-Chan tier) has higher abstract thought capabilities, which means that emotions/feelings are a lot more complex and can't really be orchestrated into words.
I know this myself. I also get what I can only describe as "concepts" that feels like an essence in my head, which I cannot vocalize, nor does it sound like an understandable language, but it makes sense to me perfectly.
Any other spergs have synaesthesia too?
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>>37104741
that's a lot of big words
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>>37104948
lmao there aren't any """le big words xDddD" in that post
you're going to need to try harder than that
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>tfw want to get a Realdoll
Should I do it, boys?
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>>37104665
seems expensive, you sure you don't wanna settle for one of those 20 lbs of pussy and ass type things?
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How much are they and where can you buy them?
I see a lot of chink one's for pretty cheap on the bay
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This is some unsettling Uncanny Valley shit. I'd fuck it.
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>Teehee, Anon! We just liberated a gated community from the bourgeois. What have you done for the revolution?
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Let me liberate dat @55
*telezips bock*
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>>37104661
have fun with all the homeless panhandlers
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>>37104661
Can I invite you to a helicopter ride? I'll promise it to be a very unique experience.
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>"Dude tk me 2 da mall?
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English you fucking satan spawn wannabe
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>>37104513
Why dont you skateboard there, you little shit?
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>>37104513
>licks lips
>unzips
>say "make it drip"
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i'm just gonna vent i hope someone can actually reply to this.
>be thirdworlder
>have attachment to american culture
>can't relate to anything local anymore and no attachment/engagement with local culture anymore because i rarely communicate with anyone and i always expose myself to american medias
>always dreaming about moving to the US and just live alone there until i die. literally the only thing that excites me to study and work
>found /pol/
>got into republicanism and alex jones and rebel media
>got into alt rightism. they all make sense.
>found this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fQHZBr0wYg
>really feel bad about wanting to move out but i hate it here
>always bash on fellow indonesians who are living in america, saying they don't have national identity anywhere because minorities are never pro-country, only pro-their own race/cultural group
>realized that i'm only jealous that they're probably living that casey neistat life while i'm here talking to myself and fantasizing about living the life i want to have
i hate myself, i don't know who i am and i'm scared of the future. i'm scared of being married here and having kids.
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Yea the USA is a great country for third worlders and refugees to move to, it's much nicer than Europe haha those guys are so btfo
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Please stay where you are. We don't need more foreign neets taking up residence here.
Admire us from afar.
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>>37104507
>>37104510
not in that way. i'm a cool one. i dress /fa/, i have a good face, and i'm certainly productive and intelligent enough.
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im not funny
how do i be funny
if i were funny girls would like me
how are people naturally just funny
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>>37104422
Have you tried been yourself?
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>>37104422
>How are people naturally getting double dubs
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Just be funny.
originalio
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Would any of you fembots care to date a girl (male)?
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Fembot here.
Fuck no. Trannies/traps etc are disgusting.
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>>37104356
>le transbian meme
Eww.
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>>37104356
>>37104420
>fembot
unoriginally NECK YOURSELF