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Friendly reminder that you need to get the fuck off this board if you have flawless teeth. You can NOT BE A ROBOT with normie-tier friendly-looking teeth.
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I have narrow teeth. huge gaps in the upper teeth area. I'd say I'm ugly in general. I'm a 6'4 man with the face of a gorilla. I still act confident ironically, just to troll people.
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The reason my teeth are messed up is because of not brushing or flossing.
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>basically have meth mouth
>never done any drugs
Shit sucks senpai, I wish I had dental insurance. I brush once a day and floss but my teeth are still rotting and yellow.

>tfw none of my ancestors were in the USA during slavery so I get to act extremely smug and educate niggers and other cucks when they yell at me about slavery and they feel really stupid after
>tfw you educated yourself on the entire history of slavery in the USA just for this purpose
perks of being italian, german, eastern european in the USA. dumb niggers :)
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>>38047224
yea, nah.

i doubt you'd be able to feel smug with me. I'd correctly bring up the long history of slavery in europe. either way, reparations need to be paid so don't be stingy.
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>>38047224
perks of being lithuanian.

everyone there just got raped by the russians during ww2
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>>38047313
but nobody cares about that so i'd say you're gay and everyone would laugh

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why dont boys notice me at school???
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because they aren't into guys shitposting on r9k
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>>38047187
you aren't sucking enough dicks.
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>>38047187
Because you're fucking ugly, don't post your face here thank

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>another nightmare where you have to restart school from preschool like in Billy Madison
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>its an underwater punching dream
>its a dream where your teeth fall out
>its a dream where your hair falls out
>its a dream where you drive somewhere far then walk home and forgot your car so you walk all the way back
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>>38047162
>school
>nightmare
It's my dream.
I would be the bestest, coolest, richest dude. I've finally build up enough small talking skills to be able to communicate with all the normies there.
5 years late.
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>it's a riding a bicycle but falling off suddenly and waking up dream

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what is it with the prettiest girls attention whoring themselves on here? why don't uglier girls come on here since they know they can get attention too
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Western women are extremely narcissistic.

They don't care about those less fortunate than them , as long as they feel good they will continue seeking attention
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>>38047159
Ugly girls know they are the scum of the universe so they aren't stupid enough to try. They have been put in their place already.
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>>38047159
did she shoop her chin off but leave her acne scars? wtf

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June 29th, 2017

What's on your mind, darling?
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Amazon doubled the price of the fountain pen I wanted to buy. Now I have to wait for this mofo to come down in price.
what about you?
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Sweet thread Don.

Just living life....

What's on your mind, bro?
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>>38047194
Today, the cashier woman at Rite Aid put in her phone number in the system so I could buy 2 Arizona Iced Teas for 1 dollar instead of just 1. That was the kindest a stranger has ever been to me.

>>38047199
Listening to Poolside's new album called Heat. Have you had any fun lately?

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If you were dating a girl and she were raped, would you stay with the damaged goods or would you move on with your life?
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>>38047116

I wouldn't believe her if she said she was raped. Rape is extraordinarily rare.
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>>38047116
I'd leave her and rape another girl
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You got cucked. She wouldn't be alive if it was real rape. She may have been shocked but clearly she complied enough to go on her merry way afterwards. So the real story is a horny guy jumped her and she didn't fight it, enjoyed some alpha cock and now tries to collect sympathy points. Only way she will ever respect you as a man is if you do the same or leave her.

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left or right handed?

I have a theory that if you're left handed then you're more likely to be genetically inferior and it's a sign that you're more likely to be a robot.
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I thought left handed people are genetically superior.
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>>38047132
This is true. Right handed people like OP are in supreme denial.
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What if someone is both-handed?

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Why do guys have to make the first move, bros?
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Because women won't
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Because women enjoy being conquered. They like a man to be assertive. .
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Imagine if you had at least 100 girls wanting to fuck you and making the first move, would you risk rejection when you can just pick from what comes to you? That's what woman experience, there is no reason for them to try, so they won't.

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>blew it with my dream girl
>she's into my brother now

I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK
I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK
I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK I WANT TO GO BACK

I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER I WANT A DO OVER
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Im sorry Anon. Shes a fucking whore bitch. And you need to tell her that before youmlet shot drag on
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I'm feeling the same way anon

Well, except she is into my friend.

Imagine if we could just start over with all our experiences, so we could finally just be happy?
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Why didn't I check myself before I wrecked myself? Now she's somewhere hanging off another guy's arm. They're going to fuck tonight and there's nothing I can do.

>>38047053
She isn't a whore bitch. I'm just a shameless, orbiting, creepy pathetic beta fuck. This is my fault. It doesn't matter whose fault it is, we're not together and that's all I know. I had people that believed in me, too.

>>38047119
I want a do-over. I'd probably fuck it up again, though.

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Why aren't you using Tinder?
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>>38046969
I don't have a normiebook.
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My phone is too old to run it.
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>>38046969
im 5'3 and the first thing girls do is ask height

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>he doesn't eat his own boogers
And you call yourself a robot?
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>eat my own mucus
>eat my earwax
>eat puss from spots
>eat squeezed out blackheads
>fart under my sheets and make sure the potent smell can't escape so i can inhale deeply for 10-15 seconds and get high
>bite my finger and toenails off and eat them
>give myself ingrown toenails on purpose then squeeze the puss out and eat it
>eat my dandruff
>smell toilet paper after wiping ass
>fart in the toilet so it echoes then stand up and put my head in the toilet to smell it
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>>38047218
>smell toilet paper after wiping ass

you're taking it too far
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>>38047988
This is the only one in the list that I do. Don't know why I do it though

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What do you hate most?
What is it you hate about it the most?

>myself
>think I am more than I am and I can't accept it
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>that gif

such a predictable joke holy fucc. if that's the caliber of all their gags I can't imagine how bad the show sucks
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>>38047447
it's reddit the show, absolute shit
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>>38047447
That's a pretty bad joke but it was from the first episode or 2 before they hit their stride. The first half of season 1 is ok, the second half is good, and the second and third seasons are the greatest television ever made.

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>Hey baby, why don't you shoot me, and I'll block the bullet with this book. We can put it on YouTube and get famous!

>Sounds good babe. We'll be able to afford nice things for our three year old child, and our second one on the way. I'll be the best 19 year old mother in the world.
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is the youtube video still available?
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They have to win the Darwin award this year, right?
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>>38046928
I wish a good looking girl would shoot me in the chest

I have a fat qt gf and I creampie her several times a day. She doesn't take birth control but she has PCOS and is infertile.

Why don't you have a cum dumpster gf yet ?
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Even from that tiny pic I can tell her face looks 1/10 (unironically)
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>>38046904
What's the point of putting mayonnaise on a roast beef sandwich if you're not gonna eat it
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>>38046904
Two of my female friends have PCOS and they both have 2 children each. They were also told they were infertile. Have fun being a father.


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