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people who say they want to kill themselves never actually mean it. They simply want the pain to go away and are to pussy to pull the trigger. The people who actually want to kill themselves have already done so.
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The only quality that matters to robots is whether or not a girl is cute. It doesn't matter if she has a job, or shares similar hobbies, (in fact some robots DESPISE those with similar hobbies like video games or anime.)
Robots have this very basic way of looking at sex and relationships, and its very "robotic".
They see it only as a way to pass on genes, they think they're above the process just because they understand it. They have edgy philosophies which denigrate females saying,

"All females are this one specific way and heres 5 charts from redit which explain why i'm right."

Men are shallow too. Only choosing to see looks despite the possibility that maybe the girl in question has a kind heart and would give them a chance. (They will never admit this as a possibility by the way.)

These robots deserve to be alone for being actual hypocrites.
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>>37893075
Women are all literally like that yet you made no mention about it.
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>>37893075
>Only choosing to see looks despite the possibility that maybe the girl in question has a kind heart and would give them a chance. (They will never admit this as a possibility by the way.)

I hath admit thus.

Now go away.
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>>37893075
Jokes on you faggot NOTHING matters to me for dating so I don't even talk to girls.

>4/10 asocial khv
>look like literal hobo
>dad takes me out to mcdonald's
>nice roasties from former high school pull up
>smiles and "hey anon!"
>wave back to them
>they speed up to the sunset
>mfw sexy girls told you something nice and dad is convinced I'm alpha
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Did you fell in love with them or got an erection when that happend? If not you are the alpha of the alphas
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>>37893067

You gotta be 5/10+ if the acknowleged you at all.
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>>37893138
Roasties are pretty decent in my country.

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Plese asking for friend was on here yesterday too guys one on top rubbing both there dicks.
Please help.
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>>37893065
not gay asking for female friend :3
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this image OP?
can't remember if this was earlier today or yesterday desu
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>>37894370
sauce?


igjhgfhjgjh

I slipped in the stairs earlier today and managed to wound myself, what now
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jerk off, cum on it, and rub the semen in. it won't do anything but it can't hurt
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amputate the leg
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>>37893045
>jerk off, cum on it, and rub the semen in. it won't do anything but it can't hurt
MFW

>crime rates falling
>success in music, great albums left and right
>every black movie huge with great reviews
>black panther finally getting a movie

Are blacks entering a renaissance? Is it finally our day?
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>>37893025
>/blackbot/ thread

whats good my niggas

>black panther finally getting a movie
Black folk have always somewhat been in superhero films. From supporting characters, like in superman 3, to main characters like in Blade
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you guys have always made great music

but 2bh i wouldn't count the movie shit until it's genuine black directors and productions getting genuine acclaim

marvel shite and oscar bait is just white money saying throw em a bone
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>>37893121
don't forget Cuck Lee and his terrible-ass Oldboy remake. i mean seriously. tf did they do to that movie?

hey you! Yes you! You right there!
That was three yous in a row!
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Ahem, actually it was 4 you's in a row.
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>>37893005
fuck you you're not my counting supervisor!

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>fart
>underwear feels wet
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Who here has friends and family that hates you?
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>>37892965
My family kinda gave up on me a few years ago. They all moved to other states so I never see or hear from them anymore. Every friend I've had gave up too. Never see anyone anymore. Last few times I tried reaching out and getting ahold of them, no response. My gf fucking hates me. Haven't seen her in five days don't know where she is. She literally really purely hates me it's crazy.
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>>37893153
>gf
GTFO
orihissghs
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>>37892965
>friends
Lol
>>37893153
>gf
Jesus every thread these attention seeking normie faggots

bozoingo
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Women are more emotional, no?
How come men are better at expressing their emotions through music and art?
Almost everything made by women is pretty shallow and boring. Anything original sounds/looks like devil's diarrhea.
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>>37893021

Because women are expected and encouraged to vent their emotions while men are told to repress them in lieu of logical, decisive action. They can then express them through art.

Basically women are encouraged to be big petty children
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I heard wing chun kung fu was invented by a woman
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>>37893021
Because most (good) art is actually about intellect and not emotion, contrary to popular rumor.

And the male intelligence distribution curve skews more to the extremes than the female.

There just aren't enough really smart women for women to achieve anything notable in any artistic field that isn't glorified handicrafts.

Let's get one of these threads started
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>>37892999
These threads are for gay faggots.
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>>37893493
Your mom is a gay faggot.
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>>37893524
>your mom jokes
so its true, this place has become a kiddie and normie playground huh

>you will never go to war and kill enemies and die a hero
>instead you are stuck masturbating in your bedroom to increasingly more degenerate porn
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>you will never get sucked in by Pentagon lies, marry some ungrateful bitch and buy a house and a truck and let her fuck some other guy while spending all the money you send her to pay for the house and the truck, forcing you into bankruptcy while you sweat your salty nuts off in some shithole and lose your security clearance because of your trashed credit rating, develop a substance abuse problem, and get kicked the fuck out with no benefits and no severance because you failed your drug test three times and we're too much of a drunk to do your job.

Sorry, Opie, what were you saying?
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>>37893047

Well yeah, joining the bloated bureaucracy that is the US military during peacetime isn't very glorious

You can try for a special operations forces position or fantasize about pre-industrial warrior cultures though
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>>37893047
Still sounds better than the life I have now.

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I've scheming a way to get the attention of my oneitus /r9k/ but i need your assistance, my plan is the make myself a meme, pic related is me i want to be a meme so my oneitus will recognise and approach me so i won't have to deal with a spaghetti spillage attempt at trying speak to her along with a broken heart. Please help me
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>>37892811
>becoming a meme so that you get a gf


This dude is living in 3017
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>>37892811
sticky, bitch
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>>37892915
"you're going to post
and I'm gonna watch
and everything will be
just fine"
it's referencing the /r9k/ original post bot

Would you rather have a gay son or a whore daughter?
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gay son, because i dont wanna raise some nigger babies
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Gay son. I wouldn't want my future daughter to get her pussy destroyed by every chad under the sun.
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whore daughter

i can handle having a child that would embarrass me, fuck knows i disappoint my parents

but the shame of a gay son would cut that little bit deeper 2bh


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