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Did you fell in love with them or got an erection when that happend? If not you are the alpha of the alphas

>>37893067

You gotta be 5/10+ if the acknowleged you at all.

>>37893138
Roasties are pretty decent in my country.

>>37893065
not gay asking for female friend :3

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this image OP?
can't remember if this was earlier today or yesterday desu

>>37894370
sauce?


igjhgfhjgjh

jerk off, cum on it, and rub the semen in. it won't do anything but it can't hurt

amputate the leg

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>>37893045
>jerk off, cum on it, and rub the semen in. it won't do anything but it can't hurt
MFW

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>>37893025
>/blackbot/ thread

whats good my niggas

>black panther finally getting a movie
Black folk have always somewhat been in superhero films. From supporting characters, like in superman 3, to main characters like in Blade

you guys have always made great music

but 2bh i wouldn't count the movie shit until it's genuine black directors and productions getting genuine acclaim

marvel shite and oscar bait is just white money saying throw em a bone

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>>37893121
don't forget Cuck Lee and his terrible-ass Oldboy remake. i mean seriously. tf did they do to that movie?

Ahem, actually it was 4 you's in a row.

>>37893005
fuck you you're not my counting supervisor!

>>37892965
My family kinda gave up on me a few years ago. They all moved to other states so I never see or hear from them anymore. Every friend I've had gave up too. Never see anyone anymore. Last few times I tried reaching out and getting ahold of them, no response. My gf fucking hates me. Haven't seen her in five days don't know where she is. She literally really purely hates me it's crazy.

>>37893153
>gf
GTFO
orihissghs

>>37892965
>friends
Lol
>>37893153
>gf
Jesus every thread these attention seeking normie faggots

>>37893021

Because women are expected and encouraged to vent their emotions while men are told to repress them in lieu of logical, decisive action. They can then express them through art.

Basically women are encouraged to be big petty children

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I heard wing chun kung fu was invented by a woman

>>37893021
Because most (good) art is actually about intellect and not emotion, contrary to popular rumor.

And the male intelligence distribution curve skews more to the extremes than the female.

There just aren't enough really smart women for women to achieve anything notable in any artistic field that isn't glorified handicrafts.

>>37892999
These threads are for gay faggots.

>>37893493
Your mom is a gay faggot.

>>37893524
>your mom jokes
so its true, this place has become a kiddie and normie playground huh

>you will never get sucked in by Pentagon lies, marry some ungrateful bitch and buy a house and a truck and let her fuck some other guy while spending all the money you send her to pay for the house and the truck, forcing you into bankruptcy while you sweat your salty nuts off in some shithole and lose your security clearance because of your trashed credit rating, develop a substance abuse problem, and get kicked the fuck out with no benefits and no severance because you failed your drug test three times and we're too much of a drunk to do your job.

Sorry, Opie, what were you saying?

>>37893047

Well yeah, joining the bloated bureaucracy that is the US military during peacetime isn't very glorious

You can try for a special operations forces position or fantasize about pre-industrial warrior cultures though

>>37893047
Still sounds better than the life I have now.

>>37892811
>becoming a meme so that you get a gf


This dude is living in 3017

>>37892811
sticky, bitch

>>37892915
"you're going to post
and I'm gonna watch
and everything will be
just fine"
it's referencing the /r9k/ original post bot

gay son, because i dont wanna raise some nigger babies

Gay son. I wouldn't want my future daughter to get her pussy destroyed by every chad under the sun.

whore daughter

i can handle having a child that would embarrass me, fuck knows i disappoint my parents

but the shame of a gay son would cut that little bit deeper 2bh

>custom keyboard app slowing down phone and probably pops up ads every 20 characters typed

No

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stop taking pictures of my threads

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Nothing, because I'm not a resentful misogynist.

>>37892877
Why do I have acid? Am I a scientist or a pool boy or something? Also, you didn't specify which type of acid. For all I know it could be citric

speedwalk away to home and do acid alone